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What Adult Videos Have Taught Me About Life... (Inspired by both Dex and Charlotte's threads...lol)
1. Women never close the curtains or pull down the shades on the windows in their bedrooms...especially if they know they'll be "enjoying themselves"... 2. Being a pool cleaner means you get nonstop sex everyday from sunbathing housewives without fail... 3. Most females keep their private toys hidden behind the throw pillows on their couch, "just in case"... 4. Nobody anywhere has kids... 5. If your wife or girlfriend comes home early and catches you having sex with her best friend, not only will she not be mad, she'll ask if she can join in... 6. If a woman receives a backrub from her female roommate, she will instantly crave to have sex with her (which usually explains #3 above)... 7. Fat, balding, trashy men will easily and consistently arouse the most beautiful women around... 8. The laws of gravity do not have any effect on women's breasts... 9. Women love wearing high heels throughout sexual intercourse... 10. The majority of women will answer their front doors in their skimpiest lingerie... Know of any others??...  | |
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Byron said: (Inspired by both Dex and Charlotte's threads...lol)
1. Women never close the curtains or pull down the shades on the windows in their bedrooms...especially if they know they'll be "enjoying themselves"... 2. Being a pool cleaner means you get nonstop sex everyday from sunbathing housewives without fail... 3. Most females keep their private toys hidden behind the throw pillows on their couch, "just in case"... 4. Nobody anywhere has kids... 5. If your wife or girlfriend comes home early and catches you having sex with her best friend, not only will she not be mad, she'll ask if she can join in... 6. If a woman receives a backrub from her female roommate, she will instantly crave to have sex with her (which usually explains #3 above)... 7. Fat, balding, trashy men will easily and consistently arouse the most beautiful women around... 8. The laws of gravity do not have any effect on women's breasts... 9. Women love wearing high heels throughout sexual intercourse... 10. The majority of women will answer their front doors in their skimpiest lingerie... Know of any others??... NONE OF THEM SHOULD TALK!!  The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. -- Mark Twain.
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11) all lesbians look like over-femmed barbie dolls. | |
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DexMSR said: Byron said: (Inspired by both Dex and Charlotte's threads...lol)
1. Women never close the curtains or pull down the shades on the windows in their bedrooms...especially if they know they'll be "enjoying themselves"... 2. Being a pool cleaner means you get nonstop sex everyday from sunbathing housewives without fail... 3. Most females keep their private toys hidden behind the throw pillows on their couch, "just in case"... 4. Nobody anywhere has kids... 5. If your wife or girlfriend comes home early and catches you having sex with her best friend, not only will she not be mad, she'll ask if she can join in... 6. If a woman receives a backrub from her female roommate, she will instantly crave to have sex with her (which usually explains #3 above)... 7. Fat, balding, trashy men will easily and consistently arouse the most beautiful women around... 8. The laws of gravity do not have any effect on women's breasts... 9. Women love wearing high heels throughout sexual intercourse... 10. The majority of women will answer their front doors in their skimpiest lingerie... Know of any others??... NONE OF THEM SHOULD TALK!! I was going to say that about that about the men  | |
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HollowellSA said: DexMSR said: NONE OF THEM SHOULD TALK!! I was going to say that about that about the men Whap! The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. -- Mark Twain.
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12) Anything will fit in a vagina. Anything. | |
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ReturnOfDOOK said: 12) Anything will fit in a vagina. Anything.
 Say it's just a dream...
U open up ur eyes and come 2 realize u simply imagined this So u lean over and give her a kiss Here on earth, here on earth, with u it's not so bad Here on earth, here on earth eye don't feel so sad Stay right here | |
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seconds after a penis is exposed ..it is consumed | |
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amorbella said: ReturnOfDOOK said: 12) Anything will fit in a vagina. Anything.
I don't wanna know what he watches...  | |
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Byron said: amorbella said: I don't wanna know what he watches... me neither.  | |
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THE CUMSHOT IS THE MONEYMAKER.....All ELSE is FODDER.....  | |
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Nobody in them have any self respect! | |
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amorbella said: ReturnOfDOOK said: 12) Anything will fit in a vagina. Anything.
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Byron said: (Inspired by both Dex and Charlotte's threads...lol)
1. Women never close the curtains or pull down the shades on the windows in their bedrooms...especially if they know they'll be "enjoying themselves"... 2. Being a pool cleaner means you get nonstop sex everyday from sunbathing housewives without fail... 3. Most females keep their private toys hidden behind the throw pillows on their couch, "just in case"... 4. My penis is nowhere near the man-meat I thought it once was. I feel like a 12 year old boy. 5. If your wife or girlfriend comes home early and catches you having sex with her best friend, not only will she not be mad, she'll ask if she can join in... 6. If a woman receives a backrub from her female roommate, she will instantly crave to have sex with her (which usually explains #3 above)... 7. Fat, balding, trashy men will easily and consistently arouse the most beautiful women around... 8. The laws of gravity do not have any effect on women's breasts... 9. Women love wearing high heels throughout sexual intercourse... 10. The majority of women will answer their front doors in their skimpiest lingerie... Know of any others??... | |
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ReturnOfDOOK said: amorbella said: shut up, i hate it when you do that.... Say it's just a dream...
U open up ur eyes and come 2 realize u simply imagined this So u lean over and give her a kiss Here on earth, here on earth, with u it's not so bad Here on earth, here on earth eye don't feel so sad Stay right here | |
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amorbella said: ReturnOfDOOK said: keep it coming, honey... i love it when you touch me like that....  | |
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ReturnOfDOOK said: amorbella said: keep it coming, honey... i love it when you touch me like that.... I know you want me to touch you ..... Say it's just a dream...
U open up ur eyes and come 2 realize u simply imagined this So u lean over and give her a kiss Here on earth, here on earth, with u it's not so bad Here on earth, here on earth eye don't feel so sad Stay right here | |
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ReturnOfDOOK said: amorbella said: keep it coming, honey... i love it when you touch me like that.... ok, i guess I deserve it, I still wont shop at Mervyns.... Say it's just a dream...
U open up ur eyes and come 2 realize u simply imagined this So u lean over and give her a kiss Here on earth, here on earth, with u it's not so bad Here on earth, here on earth eye don't feel so sad Stay right here | |
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amorbella said: ReturnOfDOOK said: ok, i guess I deserve it, I still wont shop at Mervyns....  !!!!! | |
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amorbella said: ReturnOfDOOK said: ok, i guess I deserve it, I still wont shop at Mervyns.... I want to kiss you in naughty places... | |
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all the females naughty bits in them movies always look so gross and meaty
not saying meaty is a bad thing, but they look like...ugh :yuk: - once a lurve scene begins there's like automatic porno music that begins like bowchikkabowoww.... | |
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amorbella said: ReturnOfDOOK said: ok, i guess I deserve it, I still wont shop at Mervyns.... oh shit. | |
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ReturnOfDOOK said: amorbella said: ok, i guess I deserve it, I still wont shop at Mervyns.... I want to kiss you in naughty places... ok, go for it, but im still not shopping at Mervyns.... Say it's just a dream...
U open up ur eyes and come 2 realize u simply imagined this So u lean over and give her a kiss Here on earth, here on earth, with u it's not so bad Here on earth, here on earth eye don't feel so sad Stay right here | |
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amorbella said: ReturnOfDOOK said: I want to kiss you in naughty places... ok, go for it, but im still not shopping at Mervyns....  | |
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ReturnOfDOOK said: amorbella said: ok, go for it, but im still not shopping at Mervyns....  Say it's just a dream...
U open up ur eyes and come 2 realize u simply imagined this So u lean over and give her a kiss Here on earth, here on earth, with u it's not so bad Here on earth, here on earth eye don't feel so sad Stay right here | |
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condoms magically appear on and in place You CANNOT use the name of God, or religion, to justify acts of violence, to hurt, to hate, to discriminate- Madonna
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ehuffnsd said: condoms magically appear on and in place
and they never slip off... | |
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women can take it up the butt without cleaning out their cavity
amateurs flinch when that first wad of sunk hits them in the face; professionals guide it like a homing missile there's a ratio of 1 male porno star for every 100 dumb ass chickenheads who think they are making a good career move you look better on your facebook page than you do in person  | |
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Byron said: (Inspired by both Dex and Charlotte's threads...lol)
1. Women never close the curtains or pull down the shades on the windows in their bedrooms...especially if they know they'll be "enjoying themselves"... 2. Being a pool cleaner means you get nonstop sex everyday from sunbathing housewives without fail... 3. Most females keep their private toys hidden behind the throw pillows on their couch, "just in case"... 4. Nobody anywhere has kids... 5. If your wife or girlfriend comes home early and catches you having sex with her best friend, not only will she not be mad, she'll ask if she can join in... 6. If a woman receives a backrub from her female roommate, she will instantly crave to have sex with her (which usually explains #3 above)... 7. Fat, balding, trashy men will easily and consistently arouse the most beautiful women around... 8. The laws of gravity do not have any effect on women's breasts... 9. Women love wearing high heels throughout sexual intercourse... 10. The majority of women will answer their front doors in their skimpiest lingerie... Know of any others??... Ya'll drank my margarita, didn't ya? | |
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Byron said: (Inspired by both Dex and Charlotte's threads...lol)
1. Women never close the curtains or pull down the shades on the windows in their bedrooms...especially if they know they'll be "enjoying themselves"... 2. Being a pool cleaner means you get nonstop sex everyday from sunbathing housewives without fail... 3. Most females keep their private toys hidden behind the throw pillows on their couch, "just in case"... 4. Nobody anywhere has kids... 5. If your wife or girlfriend comes home early and catches you having sex with her best friend, not only will she not be mad, she'll ask if she can join in... 6. If a woman receives a backrub from her female roommate, she will instantly crave to have sex with her (which usually explains #3 above)... 7. Fat, balding, trashy men will easily and consistently arouse the most beautiful women around... 8. The laws of gravity do not have any effect on women's breasts... 9. Women love wearing high heels throughout sexual intercourse... 10. The majority of women will answer their front doors in their skimpiest lingerie... Know of any others??... even with all the baby oil all over the floor, nobody in their clear plastic high heels ever slips over in it (except in the bloopers )
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