He slapped Yoko a few times

no really that's bad ,he was not the saint he was made out to be.

Nikki23 said:

No one ever is.

CarrieMpls said:

Cloudbuster said:

CarrieMpls said:

Cloudbuster said:

I hate him that he not only killed John, but left us Yoko. She was standing right next to him! He couldn't have shot her instead? Whatta bastard.


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JediMaster said:

I really shouldn't be laughing at this, but...oh what the hell.

Being such a huge Beatles fan, from the age of 12, I must confess I cried..

It broke my heart.

TMPletz said:

It's okay. It helps us to deal with losing a wonderful musician. Besides, it's Yoko, and we all know she is evil.

I was in 6th grade, and didn't really know who Lennon was at the time... but i know of one english teacher that stopped class and just played 45's all day crying.

C'mon everyone knows he was aiming at Yoko

Pochacco said:

At point blank range, no less! He must shoot like an Imperial Stormtrooper!

TMPletz said:

Oh man, that is classic!

Man, imagine if he HAD been aiming for her, and succeeded! It would be a whole different story! Lennon would have written a bunch of heartbreaking tunes that would probably be quite powerful, and the world would be better off because Yoko wasn't in it! That would have been a win-win!

As it is....

I dont get all this hate towards Yoko

Yoko is Cool. She is doing alot to keep JOHN'S SPIRIT ALIVE. SHE LOVED HIM IMMENSELY and has NEVER REMARRIED. I LOVE YOKO. Her Style is UNIQUE also.

LleeLlee said:

She is annoying as fuck, her "art" is pretentious bullshit, and she's a megabitch. Oh, and her "singing" is friggin' awful. As Ash once said, she sounds like a cat in a blender.

Zelaira said:

She's done a whole lot to make sure that she still can milk the cash cow that is John's legacy.

And now a joke:

How do you know Mark David Chapman was nuts? He shot John Lennon when he had a perfectly clear shot at yoko.

kdj997 said:

What do Yoko Ono and ants have in common?

The both live off of dead Beetles.

Ba-dump-ump!

YOKO put a STATEMENT out that SHE WAS VERY MAD at them GIVING ANY ATTENTION to This TURD CHAPMAN...In Todays newspaper...

he should've gotten the chair

Zelaira said:

...and, of course, she will be crying all the way to the bank. She's the one who released the pic of his bloodstained glasses. She's a funking hypocrite

i didn't know , that's just horrible

Dewrede said:

Like this?

Aye. He may have only suffered a few broken ribs had he been hit with a chair as opposed to four bullets.



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can the title of this thread be sung to the tune of the Pussycat Dolls song?