send one to my girlfriend yesterday for the first time and she said it was brilliant! ...maybe i should write my own erotic stories?...the only problem was she text me back and said she was going home fast to get her rampant rabbit????.....wonder what she meant??



ps i hate those f**king rabbit things....they scare the life out of me

sexy text messages can be nice.

I was getting sexy text messages from a complete stranger... ...all right...someone fess up.....

So women need sexy text messages now? Where will it end?

Spats said:

You don't get it. We need eggplants, a nipple-piercing, Greatest hits of Celine Dion and television.

blackbob said:

I thought she didn't want to see you no more.....

Spats said:

All women everywhere now absolutely require them. Get with the program, spats.

Thankfully i don't know how to text message. I don't want to be expected to do that too.

It's sexy when you get them out of the blue.

blackbob said:

Do not fear the rabbit.

Spats said:

Fancy meeting you here.

Spats said:

it's not an expectation man lighten up!

Spats said:

Knock Knock. Who's there?

Did you not REAAAAAD the post? You have got problems with women, don't you?

HE sent HER one first. Some men actually have fun doing things first.

If i were him i would have waited for her to do it first. I don't understand guys like that.

Spats said:

You so strooooong, Spats!

Spats said:

You may well have waited forever!

Spats said:

she said she was horny and i wasnt there so the next best thing is a wee message.....did wonders for me as well, i can tell you
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abierman said:

a nod as good as a wink to a blind man, u know what i mean??....watch this space

That's true. I am waiting for this female i know to do something and it's torture. But Even if i got a hot text message from her i would not be able to respond.

blackbob said:

blackbob said:

OH yes mate sexy texts are awsome. A while back i was in a product launch meeting for the whole of europe and because my special one knew it was really important and i had a presentaion in front of like 50 people she sent me loads with a great fantasy being played out, don't know how i stood up!
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mdiver said:

thats a nightmare

blackbob said:

Actually it was really fun

mdiver said:

I remember that ... I think your special was joint messaging .. believe me ... I was standing up ... so to speak.




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