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Printablethere's a black guy, a white guy and a chinese guy stranded in a blizzard. they come across a house occupied by a beautiful woman. she tells them they can stay with her only if they have sex with her. all three are excited until she drops her panties and reveals a cunt that is bumpy with yellow ooze coming out of it. the white guy and the chinese guy decline, and say they would rather wait in the cold than have sex with this woman. the black guy tells the woman he will sleep with her only if she is blindfolded. she agrees. he pulls 6 ears of corn from the pantry and frantically pumps her cunt with each one, discarding them out of the window. the next morning, after eating breakfast and showering, the black guy goes outside and sees his two friends looking cold and sick. the white guy tells the black guy : "man, you were crazy to sleep with that lady--we stayed out here and somebody kept throwing us hot buttered corn on the cob all night!" [Edited 11/18/05 16:25pm] you look better on your facebook page than you do in person  | |
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meltwithu said: A Polish immigrant goes to the Wisconsin Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver's license and is told he has to take an eye test.
The examiner shows him a card with the letters: C Z J W I X N O S T A C Z "Can you read this?", asks the attendant. "Read it?", asks the Polish man, "Hell, I know the Guy!"  | |
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meltwithu said: there's a black guy, a white guy and a chinese guy stranded in a blizzard. they come across a house occupied by a beautiful woman. she tells them they can stay with her only if they have sex with her. all three are excited until she drops her panties and reveals a cunt that is bumpy with yellow ooze coming out of it. the white guy and the chinese guy decline, and say they would rather wait in the cold than have sex with this woman. the black guy tells the woman he will sleep with her only if she is blindfolded. she agrees. he pulls 6 ears of corn from the pantry and frantically pumps her cunt with each one, discarding them out of the window. the next morning, after eating breakfast and showering, the black guy goes outside and sees his two friends looking cold and sick. the white guy tells the black guy : "man, you were crazy to sleep with that lady--we stayed out here and somebody kept throwing us hot buttered corn on the cob all night!"
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I guess that counts as "corny"... | |
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two birds sitting on a perch.
One bird to the other "Can you smell fish?" All the world's a funky stage. | |
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What's brown and sticky?
A Stick All the world's a funky stage. | |
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MY FATHER ALWAYS TOLD ME "FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE!"
I GUESS THAT'S WHY HE WAS THROWN OUT OF THE FIRE SERVICE.  | |
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I FIRST FOUND OUT I WAS DYSLEXIC WHEN I TURNED UP TO A TOGA PARTY DRESSED AS A GOAT.  | |
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well, Rhonda's joke was funny...  | |
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If a woman with large breast's works at Hooters...
Where does a woman with 1 leg work? I HOP 
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Bobby: Hi my m=name is bobby
Jane: hi my name is jane Want to see my dick said bobby Jane: Yes Please | |
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okay..there's a black guy, a white guy and a chinese guy at party a posh estate. the host tells all three men that whoever can swim one end to the other in his olympic sized pool can marry his beautiful daughter and inherit his $50 million fortune. the white guy jumps in the pool and almost gets to the other end when a big ass crocodile comes up from the bottom of the pool and eats him alive. next, the chinese guy throws some raw meat into the pool, hoping that it will distract the crocodile. he makes it to the other end of the pool and is about to get out when the crocodile catches him and eats him alive. next, everyone hears this loud SPLASH! and are amazed that the black guy attempted to make the swim since the other two were eaten! he quickly makes it to the other end, and makes it out alive! the crowd is cheering and he runs back to the other side of the pool. the host tells him, "you've done it--you can marry my daughter and inherit my fortune." the black guy says, "fuck that--show me the motherfucker who just pushed me in the pool!" you look better on your facebook page than you do in person | |
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Here's my only joke.
What did one tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing. They were both stuck up cunts. | |
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A horse walks in2 a bar.
The bartender says "Why the long face?" THANK U GOOD NIGHT!!!! Listen to me on The House of Pop Culture podcast on itunes http://itunes.apple.com/u...d438631917 | |
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Put it in the oven until it's Bill Withers. | |
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MichaelsLight said: meltwithu said: there's a black guy, a white guy and a chinese guy stranded in a blizzard. they come across a house occupied by a beautiful woman. she tells them they can stay with her only if they have sex with her. all three are excited until she drops her panties and reveals a cunt that is bumpy with yellow ooze coming out of it. the white guy and the chinese guy decline, and say they would rather wait in the cold than have sex with this woman. the black guy tells the woman he will sleep with her only if she is blindfolded. she agrees. he pulls 6 ears of corn from the pantry and frantically pumps her cunt with each one, discarding them out of the window. the next morning, after eating breakfast and showering, the black guy goes outside and sees his two friends looking cold and sick. the white guy tells the black guy : "man, you were crazy to sleep with that lady--we stayed out here and somebody kept throwing us hot buttered corn on the cob all night!"
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What's red and sits in the corner crying?
A baby playing with a razor. What's green and sits in the corner? The same baby 3 weeks later. By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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PurpleJedi said: What's red and sits in the corner crying?
A baby playing with a razor. What's green and sits in the corner? The same baby 3 weeks later. That was seriously disturbing... | |
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MichaelsLight said: PurpleJedi said: What's red and sits in the corner crying?
A baby playing with a razor. What's green and sits in the corner? The same baby 3 weeks later. That was seriously disturbing... A friend of mine back in high school had a slew of "dead baby" jokes. He was disturbed, for sure! By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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What do you call a fish with no eyes?
fsh! Put yourself on the worldwide org map! www.frappr.com/princeorg | |
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