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post a corny joke you look better on your facebook page than you do in person  | |
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Man cooks deer 4 dinner.... kids ask 'What is it ?' It's what Mom calls Dad sometimes .... 'Don't eat it !!! It's a fucking asshole !!!!' Be Joyful | |
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LoTR-themed joke:
An elf walked into a bar. The dwarf laughed and walked under it. "A Watcher scoffs at gravity!" | |
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Elton John goes 2 a tattooist "I want a tat of a Rolls Royce" he says, the tattooist says 'Better make it a Land cruiser, the amount of shit it goes thru ...' Be Joyful | |
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Knock!! Knock!!
Who's there?? 
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why do baby ducks walk softly?
cause they can't walk hardly  | |
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funkpill said: Knock!! Knock!!
Who's there?? not U 
Be Joyful | |
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A dyslexic man walks into a bra... Murica: at least it's not Sudan. | |
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A plane is going down over the pacific when suddenly a woman stands up, rips open her blouse and says
"Make me feel like a woman" A man a few rows back rips off his shirt and says "Here...Iron this would you love" 
  Mada, Yeah thats me. AND WHAT | |
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I'm too worried about the bird flu epidemic to post a cheesy joke.
I hear it's untweetable. | |
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Anxiety said: I'm too worried about the bird flu epidemic to post a cheesy joke.
I hear it's untweetable. Mada, Yeah thats me. AND WHAT | |
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From the seminal Damon Wayans film Mo' Money:
Guy goes to his shrink and says "Doc, I had a dream last night that I was a wigwam." Doctor goes, "That's strange." Guy says, "Yeah and the other night I had a dream I was a teepee." Doctor says, "Oh relax. You're two tents..." | |
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TheSmyrk said: From the seminal Damon Wayans film Mo' Money:
Guy goes to his shrink and says "Doc, I had a dream last night that I was a wigwam." Doctor goes, "That's strange." Guy says, "Yeah and the other night I had a dream I was a teepee." Doctor says, "Oh relax. You're two tents..." One of the first jokes my boyfriend ever told me! | |
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2 hookers standing on a corner,
Hooker 1: "I can tell tonight is gonna be a good money making night, I smell cock in the air!" Hooker 2: "I just burped" | |
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CarrieLee said: 2 hookers standing on a corner,
Hooker 1: "I can tell tonight is gonna be a good money making night, I smell cock in the air!" Hooker 2: "I just burped"
That does not qualify as a corny joke. Cause I nearly peed. | |
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Bill: Knock Knock
Roger: Whos there Bill: BOO! Roger : boo who? Bill: its ok dont cry. ROger: I just Burped Bill: What did it smell like? Roger:cock Bill: thats groose! Roger: Well it tastes good! Bill: EEEW Tiffany: my Crotch smells like Cloted cream Bill: Nice! 
Roger: Bill You are A Pig Bill: Pudding! | |
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what has teeth but can't chew?
.....  ...a comb!. | |
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RhondaJoyDiva said: Man cooks deer 4 dinner.... kids ask 'What is it ?' It's what Mom calls Dad sometimes .... 'Don't eat it !!! It's a fucking asshole !!!!'
This took repeated readings for me to understand...  | |
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How do you get a witch pregnant?
You fuck her. | |
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Q: Why does the Pillsbury Doughboy wear an apron?
A: To hide his doughnuts! a psychotic is someone who just figured out what's going on | |
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Paco: Aye Mon What Dat?
Terry: It a candy bar silly! Paco Wat De Ell Is a CAndee BAr? Terry: What Do you mean what is a candy bar? Paco: Beeech Yuo Betta Teel me Or i Weel Sheet En YOur SOup! Terry: Sounds Kinda kinke Paco: DOnt You dare Talk Tu MEEE Lik Dat Eva Agen Muda Fuka! Terry: iam sorry! Paco: Tis Ok 
Terry: THank you Paco: I Lub You Terry: I love you too Paco:Weel YOu MErre Me? Terry:Yes Paco: dank you | |
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almosthuman said: Paco:Weel YOu MErre Me? Terry:Yes Paco: dank you Why the hell did that make me laugh? | |
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TheSmyrk said: almosthuman said: Paco:Weel YOu MErre Me? Terry:Yes Paco: dank you Why the hell did that make me laugh? Because iam One funny mother fucker! | |
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I must concur. | |
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Pixie And Elliot!
Elliot:Pixie Have you seen Big red? Pixie: No Not sinse last thursday Elliot: Ok! | |
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almosthuman said: Pixie And Elliot!
Elliot:Pixie Have you seen Big red? Pixie: No Not sinse last thursday Elliot: Ok! That is one funny story!  LOZER!! | |
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How do u know when Elephants have been doing it in your garage?
All your hefty bags are missing | |
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MArgret and steve
Steve: Hi margret Margret: Hi Steve | |
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Newly weds arrive at the hotel reception area where they are asked if they have any reservations; the bride replies Ónly one, he wants 2 fuck my ass'... Be Joyful | |
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A Polish immigrant goes to the Wisconsin Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver's license and is told he has to take an eye test.
The examiner shows him a card with the letters: C Z J W I X N O S T A C Z "Can you read this?", asks the attendant. "Read it?", asks the Polish man, "Hell, I know the Guy!" you look better on your facebook page than you do in person | |
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