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Question Have any of you ever used Mayonaise as suntan lotion before? | |
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no but one time i used Lard.
I ended up like a pork scratching.it was great  Fuck the funk - it's time to ditch the worn-out Vegas horns fills, pick up the geee-tar and finally ROCK THE MUTHA-FUCKER!! He hinted at this on Chaos, now it's time to step up and fully DELIVER!!
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muirdo said: no but one time i used Lard.
I ended up like a pork scratching.it was great That is almost as sexay as the time I used to have jeri curl and I used mayonaise as like some form of a gelatin to hold it. | |
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StaticDeth said: Have any of you ever used Mayonaise as suntan lotion before?
No, but suntan lotion goes great with a BLT.  | |
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StaticDeth said: muirdo said: no but one time i used Lard.
I ended up like a pork scratching.it was great That is almost as sexay as the time I used to have jeri curl and I used mayonaise as like some form of a gelatin to hold it.  mayonaise is good for your hair....I haven't tried it though. looking for you in the woods tonight Switch FC SW-2874-2863-4789 (Rum&Coke) | |
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AnckSuNamun said: StaticDeth said: That is almost as sexay as the time I used to have jeri curl and I used mayonaise as like some form of a gelatin to hold it. mayonaise is good for your hair....I haven't tried it though.i used it as a hair conditioner once and...um...i'd rather use something else. | |
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JasmineFire said: AnckSuNamun said: mayonaise is good for your hair....I haven't tried it though.i used it as a hair conditioner once and...um...i'd rather use something else. like lube? | |
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funny you asked that.
no. | |
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just the idea of slathering mayonnaise on my skin makes me wanna  | |
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evenstar3 said: just the idea of slathering mayonnaise on my skin makes me wanna
Now you're catching on an seeing the glimpse behind the utter humor. | |
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I have used mayonnaise and butter to get pitch off of my skin. I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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Natsume said: I have used mayonnaise and butter to get pitch off of my skin.
What the hell is pitch?  | |
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althom said: Natsume said: I have used mayonnaise and butter to get pitch off of my skin.
What the hell is pitch? and why was it on your skin?  | |
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Some us oliv oil as well.
Disgusting. I hate creams, except when I got proper massage. | |
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virginie74 said: Some us oliv oil as well.
Disgusting. I hate creams, except when I got proper massage. yum greasey but good | |
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