All morning I heard helicopters passing back and forth overhead, sometimes circling, and since I don't live in a crackhouse ar anywhere near Donald Trump it struck me as odd. But it was such a crisp morning and I had the day off that I took it in stride and went about my business.

At 10:30 I went and picked up my new glasses and the optomologist, or whatever he is called, was talking to his assistant, or whatever she is called, about the buzzing of the copters as I walked in. But it didn't seem at all strange to them, and their overall lack of concern was contagious...

But then around noon I was getting a haircut and the place was abuzz with rumors of some rapist who was out there on the loose. I overheard bits of knowledge such as the fact that this rapist dressed as a firefighter and forced his way into people's apartments to rape them. And that he was from Queens originally (carpetbagger!) but had a girlfriend in "the area." Some people seemed to feel that he didn't rape people at all but agreed that he was dangerous (as evidenced by the copters, I guess). I just chalked all this up to hair-salon gossip mongering and undertipped.

But later that evening as I was visiting my local wine store on the same street, I noticed that they had this laser-printed mugshot on their door as you walk in. As I was buying my Black Opal shiraz I jokingly asked the woman behind the counter whether this had anything to do with the helicopters that were flying around all morning, mainly to try and distract her from my bad haircut. She said yeah that the police "combed" the area in the morning and handed out these flyers to be posted on all the doors of the local shops. She confirmed most of the gossip I heard in my hair place.

Apparently he was out there running around all day. I doubt he was raping anybody this day, unless he has some kind of copter fetish, which is always possible, this being Brooklyn.

attention whores.

Imago777 said:

It was you, wasn't it.

Do you get an erection if I go "whirr whirr whirr"?

2the9s said:

You lose at this Nanowrimo thing.

Natsume said:

I'm going to turn you in.

2the9s said:

2the9s said:

Let's see your new glasses, ass.

what part of brooklyn?

Natsume said:

cborgman said:

Cobble Hill. I don't even know where the nearest heli-pad is.

2the9s said:

i am in williamsburg, and despite the fact i am not a woman, still freaked out

2the9s said:

Ocean said:

AsianBoi777 said:

want me to leave a burning bag of poo in front of his door?

cborgman said:

cborgman said:

I thought you were in Manhattan! We're within walking distance of one another!

btw I don't know that he only rapes women, so you might want to still be scared.

AsianBoi777 said:

HA

2the9s said:

I'm telling.

You bunch of dumbasses!
This thread is getting far more attention than it merits!

SHIT!

2the9s said:

not in manhattan untill jan... gotta get off the L train before rush hour drives me insane.

i am on grand at graham and humboldt, how far is that from you?

wait, whould i tell you that... he isn't you, is he?

cborgman said:

I didn't even know there WAS an "L" train!



I know Humboldt ave as an exit off the BQE just before you hit the LIE, but that's about it. You're just north of downtown Brooklyn, no?

2teh9s said:

i think so... i was here 2 months before i even knew there was a downtown brooklyn...

i don't know it all except up the L line into manhattan

still have yet to be in queens, stanton island, or the bronx

cborgman said:

It's Staten Island, you ass!!

2teh9s said:

see?

i hadnt even been north of the park until last week

cborgman said:

Where the hell does the L train go? What's the first stop in Manhattan?

2teh9s said:

it runs east and west on 14th.

cborgman said:

Sounds like a good escape route for a rapist.

Just saying.

2teh9s said:

well, now i wont be able to sleep...

cborgman said:

this is always the best solution