Or, can only businessmen "opossums" use them?

I have never seen one...so the answer is no.

oh, what regular blue collar opossums aren't smart enough to use an elevator? is that what you are trying to say?

arrogant classist bastard!

cborgman said:

I didn't know.

the real question is wether an opossum can use the toilet

and if so, can they flush the toilet after the act?

EvilWhiteMules said:

yeah well, we all know that mules can ride elevators.

big fcking deal

IstenSzek said:

my karma must really be in the pooper.

Anxiety said:

I don't understand.

SausagePlatter said:

yup.

Anxiety said:

Pardon?

IstenSzek said:

I don't know if "opossums" can do that.

why am i getting static about spelling it "opossum"? that's what i typed in the google thingie when i looked for the picture, and i got lots of pictures of OPOSSUMS. is it a regional spelling/pronounciation? outdated? what?!

Anxiety said:

I just don't know what an "opossum" is. No static meant. I just want to learn.

Anxiety said:

i hear ya! personally i'd be teasing you about the 'aggrivated' bit but oh well.

XxAxX said:

i've got enough aggrivation to last me a while, thanks.

SausagePlatter said:

It's opossumible.

why is there an O in front of Possum? Now that is the real question!

http://images.google.com....rch+Images

charlottegelin said:

why not?!?

http://images.google.com....&q=opossum

I'm confused.

the ones with no O are cuter

charlottegelin said:

The ones with O have roots that spring from Ireland (those damn irish springs are everywhere) or something like that. That explains the pasty face, jagged teeth & pink tail.
I think I saw this on PBS or on the Discovery Channel. Or maybe it was on Modern Marvels.
I dunno...
Y'know it could've been in that book that I read once...
[Edited 11/17/05 17:14pm]

Illustrator said:

I had no idea what this thread was about for ages

thesexofit said:

and you know now! (quick tell me!)

Illustrator said:

Oh, i still dont fully understand this thread bytheway, but hey, i can now decipher the possems bit. The elevator bit sounds like it came out of space ghost or something that irrelevant?

thesexofit said:

well, I had a thread that day about getting stuck in elevators, I assumed it might have had something to do with that I am flattering myself I know

nilegettolrahc said:

oh. I may look for it.

nilegettolrahc said: