Which would you rather be trapped in an elevator with for 5 hours?

Hello Mr. Lion Man! I don't understand the thread.

I did not know that "opossums" rode elevators.

Only when they are trying to get to the operfume department.

Ospare me, people!

Is that a picture of an "opossum"?

It depends. on if the opossum liked to eat sausage or not.

SausagePlatter said:

no, it's the new apple iPossom.

Anxiety said:

I don't understand.

SausagePlatter said:

I just find you so endearing!

god, i feel like the omega man.

Anxiety said:

Who's that?

'possum looks kinda cute. besides possums are nocturnal and would likely sleep in an elevator

XxAxX said:

Do "opossums" use elevators? I'm confused. Mr. Lion Man says they do.

SausagePlatter said:

well, regular possums probably don't. but this new breed, this 'aggrivated' possum is likely the result of genetic experiements, maybe even some kind of cloning. may be that somewhere, somehow scientists combined the DNA of a businessman with a possum to produce the aggrivated possum.

which would probably not only use the elevator but would chew on the up and down buttons

XxAxX said:

Is this true?

SausagePlatter said:

yes indeed i believe there's a rule against exaggeration here at the ORG

XxAxX said: