Well everywhere we went people were turning and looking and wondering what happened. Nobody wants that type of attention.

When I was in 12th grade, I was running for a school bus one afternoon that was taking students to a sporting event. If I missed the bus, I would have had to have walked there. So as I was running I fell right on my face in front of the bus. My cruel classmates cracked up and wouldn't let me forget it for a week.

I don't care what anybody else thinks. Spats, you crack me the hell up.

I think I finally remembered something very embarrasing. I was in line to get into my 5th grade class after lunch. Someone was picking on me, I don't remember who or why. It was probably because I was chubby or something. Well, this person decides to push me. Well I fell onto the ground on my back. I was mortified!!! Everyone was laughing and the kid that pushed me yelled out laughing "He bounced, he bounced." It kind of makes me laugh now but at the time I was really hurt(emotionally). Everyone ended up going inside except for me. I waited outside. What I had realized was that my pants had ripped at the crotch (that explains my wanton exhibitionism). The teacher came out, Mrs. Erickson, and was totally understanding.

Elementary school was a very interesting experience for me.

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MIGUELGOMEZ said:

Let's go find him and fuck him up.

jerseykrs said:

Thanks dude!!!! I got your back too.... NO not that way!!!


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MIGUELGOMEZ said:

aww , I want to join so I can help beat that punk up.

I guess this isn't too embarrassing becuase I was laughing after...I made myself laugh since I was embarrassed anyway my teacher made everyone stand on one leg in class and I was leaning on my desk and I fell over my desk, papers everywhere. Everyone was trying to hold in their laugh even the teacher. How are you going to ask someone if they're ok if you're trying to hold in your laugh. After class people from another class next door said they heard a loud bang and my friend told them it was me who fell; then they started laughing. Well...it's not that bad when I think about it.

unlucky7 said:

I feel soooo loved! Yey!!! Thank you. It's funny, through all of my elementary school career I had a nemesis by the name of Vicente. He hated me. I really don't know why. I don't think I ever did anything to him. One day we agreed to duke it out afterschool. The principal found out and met us at the spot where we were going to fight. He made us shake hands. Ughhhh!!!!

To this day I see him around and he still gives me dirty ass looks. It makes me laugh.

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MIGUELGOMEZ said:

That's a shame

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

Let's fuck him up too. I'm down for any fight!!!

jerseykrs said:

I think you're feeling the way I was feeling right after I watched FIGHT CLUB!!


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MIGUELGOMEZ said:

You just described my life since age, like, 8!!!!

jerseykrs said:

Who we fuckin' up now???? I am in boys lets do it

I've managed to erase most of the old embarrassing moments from my memory so I can only think of a very small recent one, namely that I forgot my skull cap in the movie theatre tonight for the third time in three days (there's a film festival on over here). You wouldn't believe how amusing my friends thought this was.

In college, a friend and I used to kidnap people for special ocasions (ie their birthdays, etc.). It was a mutual friend's birthday, so we got our equipment (Super Soakers, handcuffs, etc.) and went over to her place and took her for a ride in my car to get her disoriented. Meanwhile, some old lady living across the street from her thought it was a real kidnapping and called it in. Minutes later my friend and I are being held at gunpoint while we try to explain that it was just a gag for her birthday. I think we had the whole town's police force on us...including a couple of unmarked cars. It was pretty embarrasing being held up right along the town's busiest street. Many of the police thought it was kinda funny, but the guy in charge was pretty pissed off about the whole thing. For a while after that, I was like in that town.

TMPletz said:

I love it!!

You're not suppose to kidnap people.

unlucky7 said:

Watch your back!!

DexMSR said:

When I was 16 I went on a trip to Berlin with school. In a club there I was introduced to tequila and I drank 14 of them in 1,5 hour. Then me and a girl headed back to the hotel where we stayed, but we couldn't find it anymore. Anyway, after 2 hours of walking we accidently found the hotel, but I had already thrown up all over my pants. As we had started the night with two bloody mary's it was looking horribly red. Then I climbed up the stairs and fell all the way down, a teacher had to carry me up. Then my schoolmates had to undress me and one of them even washed my pants. I remember I was really surprised the next day that someone had done that, as I would have never touched someone elses vomit-pants!

If that wasn't enough embarrasment, I started to talk while lying in my bed, with about 15 people standing around my bed. First complaining I would never drink again, but as soon as I started recognizing some girls I started asking them -one by one- if they would be interested to have sex with me. Of course they were not, I was totally pissed and had just puked all over myself, but I kept persisting, hehe! Worse thing was that a guy recorded it on tape and played it in the bus on the way back to Holland. I was so embarrassed!

funkaholic1972 said:

LOL!!!

funkaholic1972 said:

Sorry, that was funny.