New topic
PrintableI was really ill with a cold!
Some friends came over, and brought me soup.. They had me laughing so hard, that the snot (A big glob) came out of my nose.. So then they were laughing so hard....  ^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^
Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect, it means you've decided to look beyond the imperfections... unknown | |
- E-mail - orgNote -  Report post to moderator |
sag10 said: I was really ill with a cold!
Some friends came over, and brought me soup.. They had me laughing so hard, that the snot (A big glob) came out of my nose.. So then they were laughing so hard.... 
Have you ever gleeked on someone's food at lunch or dinner. I have. Embarrasing!!!! M MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
I shouldn't have read the above since i'm eating. | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
i was in 6th grade..i use to wear my coat all the time during the winter because it couldn't fit in my locker and i use to stay cold all the time.
I was late for class, the bell had rang, i had 5 textbooks in my hand (my locker had got jammed), running, trying to get to class when all of a sudden somebody tripped me up (i still to this day can't figure out if it was on purpose or not) and flying i went, face first to the floor, books/papers everywhere, book bag busted open, pocket book items flew out...i almost pissed my pants and was nearly in tears while picking everything up.... I will forever love and miss you...my sweet Prince. | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
missfee said: i was in 6th grade..i use to wear my coat all the time during the winter because it couldn't fit in my locker and i use to stay cold all the time.
I was late for class, the bell had rang, i had 5 textbooks in my hand (my locker had got jammed), running, trying to get to class when all of a sudden somebody tripped me up (i still to this day can't figure out if it was on purpose or not) and flying i went, face first to the floor, books/papers everywhere, book bag busted open, pocket book items flew out...i almost pissed my pants and was nearly in tears while picking everything up.... aww   | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
unlucky7 said: missfee said: i was in 6th grade..i use to wear my coat all the time during the winter because it couldn't fit in my locker and i use to stay cold all the time.
I was late for class, the bell had rang, i had 5 textbooks in my hand (my locker had got jammed), running, trying to get to class when all of a sudden somebody tripped me up (i still to this day can't figure out if it was on purpose or not) and flying i went, face first to the floor, books/papers everywhere, book bag busted open, pocket book items flew out...i almost pissed my pants and was nearly in tears while picking everything up.... aww yeah thanks, it took me a while to get over that embarrassment... I will forever love and miss you...my sweet Prince. | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
missfee said: i was in 6th grade..i use to wear my coat all the time during the winter because it couldn't fit in my locker and i use to stay cold all the time.
I was late for class, the bell had rang, i had 5 textbooks in my hand (my locker had got jammed), running, trying to get to class when all of a sudden somebody tripped me up (i still to this day can't figure out if it was on purpose or not) and flying i went, face first to the floor, books/papers everywhere, book bag busted open, pocket book items flew out...i almost pissed my pants and was nearly in tears while picking everything up.... god, I hope people helped you pick yourself and your stuff up. but kids being kids, they probably didn't even think to help  | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
I must've been about 5, at the supermarket with my dad. I was sitting on the seat and waiting while he was at the checkout. Suddenly he walks past really fast and I run to catch up with him. He's nearly out the door when I manage to grab his hand to hold. But he jumps back and shakes me off him and then I look up and
it's not my dad 
I was so embarassed I went back in the supermarket and I did not even tell my dad about this! | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
charlottegelin said: I must've been about 5, at the supermarket with my dad. I was sitting on the seat and waiting while he was at the checkout. Suddenly he walks past really fast and I run to catch up with him. He's nearly out the door when I manage to grab his hand to hold. But he jumps back and shakes me off him and then I look up and
it's not my dad
I was so embarassed I went back in the supermarket and I did not even tell my dad about this!how mean that person was!!!  I will forever love and miss you...my sweet Prince. | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
charlottegelin said: missfee said: i was in 6th grade..i use to wear my coat all the time during the winter because it couldn't fit in my locker and i use to stay cold all the time.
I was late for class, the bell had rang, i had 5 textbooks in my hand (my locker had got jammed), running, trying to get to class when all of a sudden somebody tripped me up (i still to this day can't figure out if it was on purpose or not) and flying i went, face first to the floor, books/papers everywhere, book bag busted open, pocket book items flew out...i almost pissed my pants and was nearly in tears while picking everything up.... god, I hope people helped you pick yourself and your stuff up. but kids being kids, they probably didn't even think to help yeah this guy who was in my class helped me, he was late also, and also had the lingering suspicion that it was him who tripped me up.... I will forever love and miss you...my sweet Prince. | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
missfee said: charlottegelin said: god, I hope people helped you pick yourself and your stuff up. but kids being kids, they probably didn't even think to help yeah this guy who was in my class helped me, he was late also, and also had the lingering suspicion that it was him who tripped me up....  he must've liked you  in that 6th grader way | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
missfee said: charlottegelin said: I must've been about 5, at the supermarket with my dad. I was sitting on the seat and waiting while he was at the checkout. Suddenly he walks past really fast and I run to catch up with him. He's nearly out the door when I manage to grab his hand to hold. But he jumps back and shakes me off him and then I look up and
it's not my dad
I was so embarassed I went back in the supermarket and I did not even tell my dad about this!how mean that person was!!!
awwww | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
Stymie said: I was running for the bus as a teenager and tripped on some snow and knocked myself unconscious.
 tryin so hard not to laugh.... | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
TheRealFiness said: Stymie said: I was running for the bus as a teenager and tripped on some snow and knocked myself unconscious.
tryin so hard not to laugh....  And I thought we was boys Steve. | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
My current stalker/ex-gf, when we were together and happy, would often order pizza and chill and watch Will and Grace and do it. One particular evening, I got food poisonin, but I'm a horndog and nothing short of a GSW to the medulla or right ventricle is gonna stop me from gettin it on. Anyway, this fateful eve, she decides to get extra sentimental and sing The Truth by India.Arie. Note: she can't sing. Spent most of that moment tryna hold it together (god, don't let her read this) anyway, we did the do even after that and then I felt the gutbubbles. I tried to push her away, but she was in snuggle mode and wouldn't listen. Puke. Projectile spew in the bed, the wall, her hair, the floor, everywhere. I couldn't believe it. I can't remember ever heavin that hard.
She didn't really care. Still wanted to get it on the next day. | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
Stymie said: TheRealFiness said: tryin so hard not to laugh.... And I thought we was boys Steve. dang! well back in the day i was working for burger king for the summer and it was really hot. one day when i was on my way home i got on the bus with a huge cup of pop-no lid (why o why did i do this?) anyways when i was about to get off i dropped some change. i had the cup in my right arm. forgetting the cup was in my arm i bent over to pick up my change. all of my pop and ice fell in this lady's lap. i felt so bad. i don't know who was more embarrassed, her for getting doused and being sticky and hot or me for being an idiot  | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
brownsugar said: Stymie said: And I thought we was boys Steve. dang! well back in the day i was working for burger king for the summer and it was really hot. one day when i was on my way home i got on the bus with a huge cup of pop-no lid (why o why did i do this?) anyways when i was about to get off i dropped some change. i had the cup in my right arm. forgetting the cup was in my arm i bent over to pick up my change. all of my pop and ice fell in this lady's lap. i felt so bad. i don't know who was more embarrassed, her for getting doused and being sticky and hot or me for being an idiot 
I mean : | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
Stymie said: TheRealFiness said: tryin so hard not to laugh.... And I thought we was boys Steve. oh we boys n shit, but dayum. ok my moment i was about 6 or 7 i was walking down the street with my folks and i wasnt paying attention and BANG my dumb ass walks into them old school fire alarm poles. my mom was freakin but my dad was crackin the fuck up LOL | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
TheRealFiness said: Stymie said: And I thought we was boys Steve. oh we boys n shit, but dayum. ok my moment i was about 6 or 7 i was walking down the street with my folks and i wasnt paying attention and BANG my dumb ass walks into them old school fire alarm poles. my mom was freakin but my dad was crackin the fuck up LOL  I ain't never done no dumb shit like that. Ya fuckin' SpEd. | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
| |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
TheRealFiness said: Stymie said: And I thought we was boys Steve. oh we boys n shit, but dayum. ok my moment i was about 6 or 7 i was walking down the street with my folks and i wasnt paying attention and BANG my dumb ass walks into them old school fire alarm poles. my mom was freakin but my dad was crackin the fuck up LOL oh man | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
Stymie said: TheRealFiness said: oh we boys n shit, but dayum. ok my moment i was about 6 or 7 i was walking down the street with my folks and i wasnt paying attention and BANG my dumb ass walks into them old school fire alarm poles. my mom was freakin but my dad was crackin the fuck up LOL I ain't never done no dumb shit like that. Ya fuckin' SpEd.see, i can laugh at myself LOL, yeah i was a fuckin spaz | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
Once i was walking down the street with this girl I was dating and it was a rainy day and this truck splashed us. Most of it nailed her and she was soaked. And I had to walk around with her for the next couple of hours with her all wet. It was embarrasing and ruined the afternoon. | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
Spats said: Once i was walking down the street with this girl I was dating and it was a rainy day and this truck splashed us. Most of it nailed her and she was soaked. And I had to walk around with her for the next couple of hours with her all wet. It was embarrasing and ruined the afternoon.
man o man you are such a joy | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
Luckily i was not the one closest to the road because i was wearing a brand new jacket i had got the day before. It would have got killed. And to top we were going to go to this movie I had been wanting to see and that had to be cancelled. it was not a fun day. | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
Spats said: Luckily i was not the one closest to the road because i was wearing a brand new jacket i had got the day before. It would have got killed. And to top we were going to go to this movie I had been wanting to see and that had to be cancelled. it was not a fun day.
me me me me me me me That's what I just read. Yuck! No WONDER you don't like girls talking about themselves too much, that would distract from YOU. | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
The thread was asking what about our embarrassing moments. That was embarrassing for me. Everyone was staring wherever we went. I wanted to bury my head somewhere.
You would be surprised how i don't have the chance to tell the women about me because they are always talking about themselves and their trials and tribulations. | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
Spats said: The thread was asking what about our embarrassing moments. That was embarrassing for me. Everyone was staring wherever we went. I wanted to bury my head somewhere.
You would be surprised how i don't have the chance to tell the women about me because they are always talking about themselves and their trials and tribulations. I bet you didn't even think or care about what SHE might have felt then? Jeebus Crime. | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
She was not feeling good at all and she looked like crap. Looked like a drowned rat.The whole mood of the day when into the crapper. One of my most embarrassing days. | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
Spats said: She was not feeling good at all and she looked like crap. Looked like a drowned rat.The whole mood of the day when into the crapper. One of my most embarrassing days.
THAT'S one of your most embarrassing moments? Lucky you. | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |