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Your Most Embarrassing Moments.....Revisited! Ok....Let's see who can top this!!
New Years Eve 19-something! I was driving to Washington D.C. with a lady friend of mine and we were approaching the city limits. I had to take a piss, but in the man state of mind I figured there would be one more rest area before the Beltway. Well THERE WASN'T, so I was holding it and holding it, and fuck if I couldn't hold it anymore waiting on my exit! I told her...I am about to explode! I pulled the car over and as soon as I put it in Park I began going right there in the car...IN MY FUCKING PANTS! I jumped out of the truck and was jumping up and down trying to get my dick out so I could finish, but by that time my pants were soaked! Then as I finished my business....I see red and blue lights behind me.....DC Metro's finest! He got out of his car...shined his flashlight on my pants and held back his giggle asking me if everything was ok. I told him...."Man, I just couldn't hold it and thought I would find one more rest stop before the city man". He wiped his smirk away and told me Happy New Year as he walked back to his car! 
 The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. -- Mark Twain.
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Ewww A good friend of mine throws parties somethimes and there is this girl I always introduce myself to, while I have met her several times before. That is always rather... painful. |
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Me at the beach.
In the distance I see two people by my car. They're trying to get in. I start running towards them, shouting and waving my arms. "HEEEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? THAT'S MY CAR!!! HEEEEEY!" Everybody is watching. When I get close enough I find out that's not my car.  | |
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I was turning in a job application for management at a movie theatre. I was wearing a cute little red dress that zipped all the way up the front with a fun collar. The general manager was there when I brought my application and resume in, so he asked me to come up to his office to talk a bit. I followed him up and he was asking me questions while he was shuffling some stuff around his office, never really looking me in the eye. I thought it was kinda weird, very awkward. He turned around completely and I looked down at myself and realized the zipper on my dress was open well into my cleavage. My bra and half my bosom was definitely exposed. (At least that's what it felt like.) I quickly zipped it back up and our conversation was soon over. Needless to say, I didn't follow up about getting a job there. |
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My husband and i were taking the train from Salzburg to Nuremburg. Once we got on, we realized that only the front part of the train was going all the way to Nuremburg, and the back cars would be disconnected. Luckily, we had plenty of time, so we started working our way through the various cars toward the front of the train, which was packed with students on a class trip.
it was slow going, so my husband suggested to get off at the next major stop, run alongside the train and get back on. great idea! 
so we're waiting by the door, ready to roll. turns out that the platform was at the opposite side from where i expected, but no problem, right?! so i grab my bag and haul ass. my husband is behind me, shouting - i'm thinking he's telling me to run faster. (can you see where this is going?!) do i run as fast as i can, and stop by a door to get back on. my husband catches up with me - but rather than being proud of having made so much progress, he's livid! apparently, i had run in the wrong direction - back to the end of the train, where we came from. 
so we got back on and made our way through the same cars, with the same kids, all over again.  well, by now we think it's funny...  | |
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PANDURITO said: Me at the beach.
In the distance I see two people by my car. They're trying to get in. I start running towards them, shouting and waving my arms. "HEEEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? THAT'S MY CAR!!! HEEEEEY!" Everybody is watching. When I get close enough I find out that's not my car. | |
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IrresistibleB1tch said: My husband and i were taking the train from Salzburg to Nuremburg. Once we got on, we realized that only the front part of the train was going all the way to Nuremburg, and the back cars would be disconnected. Luckily, we had plenty of time, so we started working our way through the various cars toward the front of the train, which was packed with students on a class trip.
it was slow going, so my husband suggested to get off at the next major stop, run alongside the train and get back on. great idea!
so we're waiting by the door, ready to roll. turns out that the platform was at the opposite side from where i expected, but no problem, right?! so i grab my bag and haul ass. my husband is behind me, shouting - i'm thinking he's telling me to run faster. (can you see where this is going?!) do i run as fast as i can, and stop by a door to get back on. my husband catches up with me - but rather than being proud of having made so much progress, he's livid! apparently, i had run in the wrong direction - back to the end of the train, where we came from.
so we got back on and made our way through the same cars, with the same kids, all over again. well, by now we think it's funny... The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. -- Mark Twain.
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I cant think of one for myself as Im ever so careful not to do anything that may tramatize me for the rest of my life  but I can share a story my boyfriend told me:
He was the captain of the track team in his high school. In his last year, there was a race that he was training long and hard for to win since he was graduating. He was up against his longtime rival who had a better chance at beating him. Their rivalry was so well known, that the neighborhood newspaper was there to document the race and winner. My boyfriend said that while he was running at first everyone was cheering him loudly and suddenly they got quiet as he came near and crossed the finish line. Why? Not because they were shocked that he won but because all his business was hanging out his track shorts. The newspaper got a shot of it and everything. He said he's never going back to his HS reunion.  &  | |
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DexMSR said: Ok....Let's see who can top this!!
New Years Eve 19-something! I was driving to Washington D.C. with a lady friend of mine and we were approaching the city limits. I had to take a piss, but in the man state of mind I figured there would be one more rest area before the Beltway. Well THERE WASN'T, so I was holding it and holding it, and fuck if I couldn't hold it anymore waiting on my exit! I told her...I am about to explode! I pulled the car over and as soon as I put it in Park I began going right there in the car...IN MY FUCKING PANTS! I jumped out of the truck and was jumping up and down trying to get my dick out so I could finish, but by that time my pants were soaked! Then as I finished my business....I see red and blue lights behind me.....DC Metro's finest! He got out of his car...shined his flashlight on my pants and held back his giggle asking me if everything was ok. I told him...."Man, I just couldn't hold it and thought I would find one more rest stop before the city man". He wiped his smirk away and told me Happy New Year as he walked back to his car!
This has tears running down my face wih the visualizations... & | |
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Speaking to more than 250 people about the Spanish Civil War without knowing ANYTHING about that particular war was a sight to behold. I tried to come across as someone who firmly believes in himself and his communication skills.
I really knew VERY little about it and tried to built in as many snippets as possible, like Picasso´s Guernica, Hemingway, Fascists against non-Fascists, war is always brutal and bad, we all know how terrible a war can be, and blablablabla.... I tried to tell the teacher that I wasn´t really preapared ( got the date mixed up) and didn´t have any notes with me,but she didn´t care. That was one memorable experience. " I´d rather be a stank ass hoe because I´m not stupid. Oh my goodness! I got more drugs! I´m always funny dude...I´m hilarious! Are we gonna smoke?" | |
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I was walking in the mall. I had on this sorta sun dress thingy. I used to carry this black leather big bag. Well, as I was walking, the bag was raising up my dress in the back. The more I walked the more..the dress was rising. I had no idea but I kept noticing ppl looking at me.....I was like...whatever..I kept walking....finally this woman runs up behind me and pulls down my dress...my ass was completely exposed...
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A friend of mine made me laugh so hard, i peed in my pants.....
I was 7 months preggers..... I sneezed and farted while shopping in Target. This wouldnt have been so bad, but I was standing next to someone :opps: I was at the grocery store and I couldnt figure out why i was so damn cold. I finally looked down at my top, and it was folded underneath my boobs....so my bra was showing!!!! (major cleavage) My daughter was 3 at the time...she pulled my top all the way down.....:opps: Say it's just a dream...
U open up ur eyes and come 2 realize u simply imagined this So u lean over and give her a kiss Here on earth, here on earth, with u it's not so bad Here on earth, here on earth eye don't feel so sad Stay right here | |
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Rhondab said: I was walking in the mall. I had on this sorta sun dress thingy. I used to carry this black leather big bag. Well, as I was walking, the bag was raising up my dress in the back. The more I walked the more..the dress was rising. I had no idea but I kept noticing ppl looking at me.....I was like...whatever..I kept walking....finally this woman runs up behind me and pulls down my dress...my ass was completely exposed...
mall security cam footage please! | |
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amorbella said: I said :opps: instead of
TWICE in the same post
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PANDURITO said: amorbella said: I said :opps: instead of
TWICE in the same post
ohh NO!!!! Say it's just a dream...
U open up ur eyes and come 2 realize u simply imagined this So u lean over and give her a kiss Here on earth, here on earth, with u it's not so bad Here on earth, here on earth eye don't feel so sad Stay right here | |
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IrresistibleB1tch said: Rhondab said: I was walking in the mall. I had on this sorta sun dress thingy. I used to carry this black leather big bag. Well, as I was walking, the bag was raising up my dress in the back. The more I walked the more..the dress was rising. I had no idea but I kept noticing ppl looking at me.....I was like...whatever..I kept walking....finally this woman runs up behind me and pulls down my dress...my ass was completely exposed...
mall security cam footage please! that's probably why it took so long for someone to tell me...  | |
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Rhondab said: IrresistibleB1tch said: mall security cam footage please! that's probably why it took so long for someone to tell me... yeah, i bet the security guards are still playing that footage at their Christmas parties! | |
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amorbella said: A friend of mine made me laugh so hard, i peed in my pants.....
I was 7 months preggers..... I sneezed and farted while shopping in Target. This wouldnt have been so bad, but I was standing next to someone :opps: I was at the grocery store and I couldnt figure out why i was so damn cold. I finally looked down at my top, and it was folded underneath my boobs....so my bra was showing!!!! (major cleavage) My daughter was 3 at the time...she pulled my top all the way down.....:opps: I'm sorry but.....
M MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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How about my ex wife and I having sex whilst she was 9 months pregnant and my mom walking in on us?!?!?!
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I was running for the bus as a teenager and tripped on some snow and knocked myself unconscious. | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: amorbella said: A friend of mine made me laugh so hard, i peed in my pants.....
I was 7 months preggers..... I sneezed and farted while shopping in Target. This wouldnt have been so bad, but I was standing next to someone :opps: I was at the grocery store and I couldnt figure out why i was so damn cold. I finally looked down at my top, and it was folded underneath my boobs....so my bra was showing!!!! (major cleavage) My daughter was 3 at the time...she pulled my top all the way down.....:opps: I'm sorry but.....
M your suppose to laugh, its funny  Say it's just a dream...
U open up ur eyes and come 2 realize u simply imagined this So u lean over and give her a kiss Here on earth, here on earth, with u it's not so bad Here on earth, here on earth eye don't feel so sad Stay right here | |
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Stymie said: I was running for the bus as a teenager and tripped on some snow and knocked myself unconscious.
that's funny. | |
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This didn't happen to me, but I heard in on the radio, a girl went swimsuit shopping and after she had tried on a few, she was getting dressed again she couldn't find her bra anywhere, so she dressed without it thinking no biggie. She spent the rest of the afternoon shopping some more, and caught sight of herself in a shop window. Her bra had hooked itself onto the back of her dress and had been hanging there for 2 hours  | |
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IrresistibleB1tch said: Rhondab said: that's probably why it took so long for someone to tell me... yeah, i bet the security guards are still playing that footage at their Christmas parties! OMG...don't say that
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charlottegelin said: This didn't happen to me, but I heard in on the radio, a girl went swimsuit shopping and after she had tried on a few, she was getting dressed again she couldn't find her bra anywhere, so she dressed without it thinking no biggie. She spent the rest of the afternoon shopping some more, and caught sight of herself in a shop window. Her bra had hooked itself onto the back of her dress and had been hanging there for 2 hours
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I dont' embarrass too easily, but the most recent time was probably a year ago. I was at church and left the pew to go to the restroom. I came back to my seat, got up a bit later to take communion...then realized on the way back to the pew that my fly was down. I'm absolutely positive the body and blood of Christ turned to acid inside me at that moment.
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Stymie said: I was running for the bus as a teenager and tripped on some snow and knocked myself unconscious.
The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. -- Mark Twain.
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DexMSR said: Stymie said: I was running for the bus as a teenager and tripped on some snow and knocked myself unconscious.
You can picture that in your head. sooo funny. | |
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this innocent little country girl who sleeps in the nude went on an exchange trip for a week to the big city when i was about 17 
we stayed in university dorm highrises and i was sharing a room with a french girl. i improvised sleeping in a man's muscle shirt (nice and loose) and the fire alarms went off in the middle of the night. i have no recollection of getting up - the first thing i knew i was going down the stairwell with everyone else. i didn't even check on my french room mate let alone grab a blanket!  in the parking lot i realized how exposed i was and tried to cover myself as best i could with my arms. there was no fire - just an electrical storm so we got back in the building eventually and i got embarrassed looks for the rest of the trip.
i mentioned it at our highschool reunion to the only other guy from my school that went and he just smirked and said that he wouldn't soon forget that night   She couldn't stop crying 'cause she knew he was gone to stay | |
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emm said: this innocent little country girl who sleeps in the nude went on an exchange trip for a week to the big city when i was about 17
we stayed in university dorm highrises and i was sharing a room with a french girl. i improvised sleeping in a man's muscle shirt (nice and loose) and the fire alarms went off in the middle of the night. i have no recollection of getting up - the first thing i knew i was going down the stairwell with everyone else. i didn't even check on my french room mate let alone grab a blanket! in the parking lot i realized how exposed i was and tried to cover myself as best i could with my arms. there was no fire - just an electrical storm so we got back in the building eventually and i got embarrassed looks for the rest of the trip.
i mentioned it at our highschool reunion to the only other guy from my school that went and he just smirked and said that he wouldn't soon forget that night Your cold white butt running across the parking lot | |
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