Nothing much to say here, really. Just hanging out with my longtime companion CBorgman, playing with our pet tarantula and gobbling down some leftover veal parmesan from last night's dinner. Yay meat!

I know I never post here much - I'm always over at HQ or at NPGMC, or else I'm off watching ESPN for hours - but I wanted to let you all know I'm still alive! The Org looks so much different now that Imago777 bought it from Ben and redesigned it!

So what's going on with everyone else in Bizarro Orgland?

I'm really psyched that IceNine returned and campaigned for the return of The Holy River chat!

What a guy!

Yes.

The modertaders are all straight now, except for Matt who recently had his "coming out" white party, and JerseyKRS is taking yoga classes and developed a fondness for fruit smoothies.

oh, and there is a search function.

Imago777 said:

This is just the introduction to the opposite sketches...

Imago777 said:

BTW i am SO happy they made Muse a mod! Even if she DID ban me last month!

Anxiety said:

Yes, but we're still adjusting to Zelaira as our gallery moderator.

i've been a big fam of prince ever since he put out 1999: The New Master, but does he have to post here so often? every day, it's "blah blah blah i listened to a roots CD today, blah blah blah blood transfusions are awesome, blah blah blah." does he ever shut up? can't he go bother people on his own site???

good morning honey!

just wanted to let you know we are still on for dinner with paris hilton tonight, she wants to go over her new theories on solving world hunger with you tonight... so proud of you both, you two are so smart.

also, on a personal note, last night was so... lovely. you must be the most well hung man i have ever known.



oh, also, would you mind tivoing that jennifer lopez concert for me tonight? i might be late getting home from my job at the republican headquarters, and you know how i love J-LO!

thanks!

I think I'll create a mockup of the future p.org

cborgman said:

oh my god

AsianBomb777 said:

oh god. the thread should be "welcome 2 dystopian org"

and since now im a mod of the Non-prince forum,i'll rename it to the Madonna forum.

AsianBomb777 said:

and you are...?

cborgman said:

aw, my little fambino.

don't forget to pick up some pepsi and lunch meat for me on the way home from your new job as a fluffer at foxnews (i'm so proud of you - can you do ANYTHING wrong?)!

by the way:


mom says hi!

TheRealFiness said:

i would say it should be renamed michaeljackson.org, but it almost already is in non-bizarro world

And I'm getting ready for a job interview this afternoon, you better all behave or I will BAN you all - I have spies ya know

luv4u said:

n00b.

Anxiety said:

If I find you have all been well behaved upon my return - lunch is on me!! [only if I get the job edit]

i wish shausler would learn how to use paragraph marks when he goes off on his marathon rant posts.

i wish EWM/9mm would stop preaching to me about how much better people we would all be if there were no war

i just had the MOST refreshing discussion about the emotional origins of abstract expressionism and the future of miniature deconstructionist sculpture in org chat. i was truly moved. i always leave there having learned something.

maybe IrresistableBitch is right. maybe jesus does want us to eat more meat and quit drinking

AsianBomb777 said:

oh god

AsianBomb777 said:

DAMN IT!!!

AsianBomb777 said:

Anxiety said:

what? I'm participating.

AsianBomb777 said:

so, when you click the search button, does it always give you the "delete cborgman's account" or does it change to delete 'person viewing screen's account?

cborgman said:

The person viewing the screen.
I knew you'd be smart enough not to fill in the form, but I was kind of hoping Anxiety would fall for it.