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Condoms! 
Amusing things really. I remember being really horny for a shag with my girlfriend at the time that I used my  'purple rain coat' condom from the Gold Experience tour which I'd for some weird reason wanted to save as a memento.
My Nan also found a condom in my jeans pocket once when she was doing the washing. We both proceeded to play dumb. She asked what it was and quickly I replied 'a fortune cookie'. I've no idea why! Also we blew up some condoms in a maths lesson once. Mr 'Beefy' Brogan stormed in and roared, 'Whose been blowing up contraceptives!'. He was good humoured about it though. In the same maths lesson, Christopher Warton piped up with this humorous joke... Q. What animals can you fit in a condom? A. A cock and a few hares. Funny/embarrasing condom stories... | |
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I don't get why people use those coloured condoms with a special taste.
The only time we tried it I completely cracked up at the sight of it ... it's so silly 
I still have to laugh when I think of it  [Edited 11/10/05 7:51am] | |
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I am surrounded by condoms everyday!  I have a packet of them on my desk at work right now. Comes with the territory. | |
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isadora said: I don't get why people use those coloured condoms with a special taste.
The only time we tried it I completely cracked up at the sight of it ... it's so silly
I still have to laugh when I think of it
[Edited 11/10/05 7:51am] You have to see a big red penis coming at you. You just have to. Dynamic Savior Said: Also, do you think that ugly people are God's cruel joke on humanity (like the platypus and the heterosexual) or another form of population control? | |
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You're cute.  | |
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gemini13 said: You're cute.
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JDINTERACTIVE said: My Nan also found a condom in my jeans pocket once when she was doing the washing. We both proceeded to play dumb. She asked what it was and quickly I replied 'a fortune cookie'. I've no idea why!
That must have been a monumental experience in your life; I've heard that story at least twice before. | |
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retina said: JDINTERACTIVE said: My Nan also found a condom in my jeans pocket once when she was doing the washing. We both proceeded to play dumb. She asked what it was and quickly I replied 'a fortune cookie'. I've no idea why!
That must have been a monumental experience in your life; I've heard that story at least twice before. Oh sorry. | |
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JDINTERACTIVE said: retina said: That must have been a monumental experience in your life; I've heard that story at least twice before. Oh sorry. Don't be sorry, I recycle my threads on here too. Sepia I, Sepia II etc.  | |
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retina said: JDINTERACTIVE said: Oh sorry. Don't be sorry, I recycle my threads on here too. Sepia I, Sepia II etc. Well at least you seem to take an interest in me.  | |
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gemini13 said: You're cute.
I know that wasn't intended for me, but I'd like to act like it was. [Edited 11/14/05 10:15am] Dynamic Savior Said: Also, do you think that ugly people are God's cruel joke on humanity (like the platypus and the heterosexual) or another form of population control? | |
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I gave my sister one of my Purple Rain Coats. | |
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RipHer2Shreds said: I am surrounded by condoms everyday!
I have a packet of them on my desk at work right now. Comes with the territory.Umm....er.....what is it exactly that you do.....? M MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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Yeah hearing the 'glow in the dark condoms' ad on the radio in the car with my mum. I can't bare it, i have to change it. And if i play dumb, she changez it quickly too Therez even a sound effect for when the lightz go off i'm thinkin- doesn't radio have a TIMESLOT for these adz- if not for us lovelyz who may be in the car with an older relative- what about da kidz dat hear it in the car. If i kept hearin da ad when i was a kid sooner or later i would have probably piped up 'mummmyy...papaaa what'z a CONDOM???' No hablo espanol,no! 
Pero hablo ingles..ssii muy muy bien... 
 "Come into my world..."
Missy Quote of da Month: "yeah, sure, that's cool...wait WHAT?! "  | |
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lilmissmissy said: Yeah hearing the 'glow in the dark condoms' ad on the radio in the car with my mum. I can't bare it, i have to change it. And if i play dumb, she changez it quickly too
Therez even a sound effect for when the lightz go off i'm thinkin- doesn't radio have a TIMESLOT for these adz- if not for us lovelyz who may be in the car with an older relative- what about da kidz dat hear it in the car. If i kept hearin da ad when i was a kid sooner or later i would have probably piped up 'mummmyy...papaaa what'z a CONDOM???'  sometimes when mummies and daddies love each other very much they want to have a baby together. But sometimes they don't want to have a baby, so they put a little raincoat on daddy's willie!  | |
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charlottegelin said: lilmissmissy said: Yeah hearing the 'glow in the dark condoms' ad on the radio in the car with my mum. I can't bare it, i have to change it. And if i play dumb, she changez it quickly too
Therez even a sound effect for when the lightz go off i'm thinkin- doesn't radio have a TIMESLOT for these adz- if not for us lovelyz who may be in the car with an older relative- what about da kidz dat hear it in the car. If i kept hearin da ad when i was a kid sooner or later i would have probably piped up 'mummmyy...papaaa what'z a CONDOM???' sometimes when mummies and daddies love each other very much they want to have a baby together. But sometimes they don't want to have a baby, so they put a little raincoat on daddy's willie! Oh no!! My fantasy of stalks and babiez- shattered!! COMPLETELY SHATTERED!! 
No hablo espanol,no!
Pero hablo ingles..ssii muy muy bien...
"Come into my world..."
Missy Quote of da Month: "yeah, sure, that's cool...wait WHAT?! " | |
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They make good water balloons.... 
*drunken college story involved in this one | |
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lilmissmissy said: charlottegelin said: sometimes when mummies and daddies love each other very much they want to have a baby together. But sometimes they don't want to have a baby, so they put a little raincoat on daddy's willie! Oh no!! My fantasy of stalks and babiez- shattered!! COMPLETELY SHATTERED!!
babies don't grow on stalks! | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: RipHer2Shreds said: I am surrounded by condoms everyday!
I have a packet of them on my desk at work right now. Comes with the territory.Umm....er.....what is it exactly that you do.....?  |
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JDINTERACTIVE said: Also we blew up some condoms in a maths lesson once. Mr 'Beefy' Brogan stormed in and roared, 'Whose been blowing up contraceptives! 
we filled the staff room with them when the teachers werent there  | |
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HamsterHuey said: MIGUELGOMEZ said: Umm....er.....what is it exactly that you do.....?
Are there places like that with men in them? M MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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Humo (a Flemish magazine) gives a free tingling condom with each copy.
Funny commercial
http://www.humo.be/condoomspot/ Anyone interested? Or been there done that? | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: HamsterHuey said:
Are there places like that with men in them? M those are the men | |
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Christopher said: MIGUELGOMEZ said:
Are there places like that with men in them? M those are the men
M MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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