FunkMistress said:

I didn't get one either.

Lazy, lazy prof.

HiinEnkelte said:

Muse2NOPharaoh said:

Of course William Shatner is Canadian.

CarrieMpls said:

if this were advanced cheating, you two would be on the dean's list!!!

Ace said:

The GD man, its the GD. Or maybe it ain't really me after all!

ok seriously, who hacked my account and is posting this balogney, for real?
I would never use the word balogney!

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Muse2NOPharaoh said:

duh! that's jabba 101.

HiinEnkelte said:

CarrieMpls said:

your grade is pending an after class office meeting....if ya know wha' im sayin'.

Anxiety said:

Exit 75 , I'm still alive.
{that was for Sassy)

i didn't pay $25,000 and a mashed potato pizza just to sit here and get no grade...

i think there's too much threadjackery going on in this thread.

i try to introduce intellectually challenging content, and what do i get in return?

jibba jabba.

jibba jabba!

well i'm not putting up with it another minute, forget it, NO!

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

Anxiety said:

You are a failure! Here use this as your avatar!

Anxiety said:

i pity the fool who uses my term and don't grade people's papers on time!



a stephen j. cannell edit
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Anxiety said:

Muse2NOPharaoh said:

not EVERYONE needs your school portrait in their avatar, you know.

Muse2NOPharaoh said:

ok, this threads getting a real wet a spot here, right around the area of post 81.

Anxiety said:

hey! dont lie.
that diaper was clearly photoshopped!

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

PAPER CHAMP!!

HiinEnkelte said:

i think you misspelled 'chimp'.

i will log n file

do it with style

cell my cellulite

life and ass

sweet

Anxiety said:

i think you just misspelled "chump".

I will bounce the junk in my trunk at my fave dance party.
"It's big, it's beautiful and you're going to love it."

In conclusion, I will have a great time.



M ( a fan of junky trunks )


p.s. Will everyone please answer the damn question.

HiinEnkelte said:

yeah, well i think you just uh

SHUT UP

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

i did, and i haven't gotten m'damned grade yet! the professor's too busy running around the classroom with hiin!

Anxiety said:

Teachers don't say "shut up".

That's it, you have been demoted to full time gym class teacher.
Get out the sweats!

Anxiety said:

i have lots of junk but none of it is in my trunk.

my nice old steamer trunk is where i keep all those things i buy on sale to give away as presents. so my question to you is
would you rather have the fuzzy pink baby sweater, the silver candlesticks or beach fun barbie??

when was this paper due??? I just finished mine

Cinister C. Welker

GD 201

Professor Anxiety

November 15, 2005



Dead Wealth

Possessions and certain wealth are necessary for comfortable

living. Human's basic physiological needs include food, shelter and sex.

Hoarding of material goods burden a person's mind and distract from deep

thought.



One must take inventory of what is inside one's own trunk and decide what is

needed and what we have acquired in our own greed, just unneeded

capital (JUNK).



To define JUNK, a person must realize which items no longer serve a purpose.

Food rations that have expired will not be consumed later, therefore must be

removed from the trunk. A person only wears one pair of clothing at a time, so

there is no need to possess hundreds of them. If one has acquired items that

enhance one's sex life, such as plastic penis-shaped objects, they must remain

lodged in one's trunk. Visual aids that no longer stimulate one's sexual

thoughts no longer have a purpose and should be removed.



By keeping our greed for materials and resources in check, the focus of life

shifts more towards getting personal happiness through mental peace and is less

on material needs and desires and hence towards sustainability.

I'm dizzy.