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Computer chips that store music could soon be built into a woman's breast implants. One boob could hold an MP3 player and the other the person's whole music collection. BT futurology, who have developed the idea, say it could be available within 15 years. BT Laboratories' analyst Ian Pearson said flexible plastic electronics would sit inside the breast. A signal would be relayed to headphones, while the device would be controlled by Bluetooth using a panel on the wrist. According to The Sun he said: "It is now very hard for me to thing of breast implants as just decorative. If a woman has something implanted permanently, it might as well do something useful." The sensors around the body linked through the electrical impulses in the chips may also be able to warn wearers about heart murmurs, blood pressure increases, diabetes and breast cancer.   Yesterday is dead...tomorrow hasnt arrived yet....i have just ONE day...
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I would like one in my penis. At moment of erection it would play FLIGHT OF THE VALKYRIES.
M MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: I would like one in my penis. At moment of erection it would play FLIGHT OF THE VALKYRIES.
M Yesterday is dead...tomorrow hasnt arrived yet....i have just ONE day...
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Moonwalkbjrain said: MIGUELGOMEZ said: I would like one in my penis. At moment of erection it would play FLIGHT OF THE VALKYRIES.
M Or...."KILL THE WABBIT, KILL THE WABBIT." m MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: I would like one in my penis. At moment of erection it would play FLIGHT OF THE VALKYRIES.
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LOL, sometimes man, sometimes you're fucking hilarious.... | |
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jerseykrs said: MIGUELGOMEZ said: I would like one in my penis. At moment of erection it would play FLIGHT OF THE VALKYRIES.
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LOL, sometimes man, sometimes you're fucking hilarious.... step off! | |
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jerseykrs said: MIGUELGOMEZ said: I would like one in my penis. At moment of erection it would play FLIGHT OF THE VALKYRIES.
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LOL, sometimes man, sometimes you're fucking hilarious.... Only sometimes. Damn-it! I must try harder..... M MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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I don't have musical breasts but I can make them bounce....
M MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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Moonwalkbjrain said: Musical breast implants
Computer chips that store music could soon be built into a woman's breast implants. One boob could hold an MP3 player and the other the person's whole music collection. BT futurology, who have developed the idea, say it could be available within 15 years. BT Laboratories' analyst Ian Pearson said flexible plastic electronics would sit inside the breast. A signal would be relayed to headphones, while the device would be controlled by Bluetooth using a panel on the wrist. According to The Sun he said: "It is now very hard for me to thing of breast implants as just decorative. If a woman has something implanted permanently, it might as well do something useful." The sensors around the body linked through the electrical impulses in the chips may also be able to warn wearers about heart murmurs, blood pressure increases, diabetes and breast cancer. What a great excuse to plant your face into a girls cleavage. "Hey, I just want to judge the sound quality." | |
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So if you want to change the song, you have to mess around with the knobs? | |
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TMPletz said: So if you want to change the song, you have to mess around with the knobs?
lol noooo BT Laboratories' analyst Ian Pearson said flexible plastic electronics would sit inside the breast. A signal would be relayed to headphones, while the device would be controlled by Bluetooth using a panel on the wrist.
I don't have musical breasts but I can make them bounce....
prove it! Yesterday is dead...tomorrow hasnt arrived yet....i have just ONE day...
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Moonwalkbjrain said: The sensors around the body linked through the electrical impulses in the chips may also be able to warn wearers about heart murmurs, blood pressure increases, diabetes and breast cancer. duh, you think? I hope that NEVER happens....I love technology, but this is insane. Even those phones out now are getting ridiculous.....functioning as 100 different things at once....crazy. It's a cool, convenient idea and all, but my phone serves the purpose of basically one thing....talking. I don't even like to send text messages. The more functions you have the more expensive it's gonna be too. So I can imagine how much my bill would be with the camera,internet,iPod,camcorder, voice recorder,pocket knife, parachute, plunger, nail cliper,pooper scooper, spatula,ice pick functions on it.   looking for you in the woods tonight Switch FC SW-2874-2863-4789 (Rum&Coke) | |
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AnckSuNamun said: Moonwalkbjrain said: The sensors around the body linked through the electrical impulses in the chips may also be able to warn wearers about heart murmurs, blood pressure increases, diabetes and breast cancer. duh, you think? I hope that NEVER happens....I love technology, but this is insane. Even those phones out now are getting ridiculous.....functioning as 100 different things at once....crazy. It's a cool, convenient idea and all, but my phone serves the purpose of basically one thing....talking. I don't even like to send text messages. The more functions you have the more expensive it's gonna be too. So I can imagine how much my bill would be with the camera,internet,iPod,camcorder, voice recorder,pocket knife, parachute, plunger, nail cliper,pooper scooper, spatula,ice pick functions on it. heyyy some of that stuff could come in handy should u ever be on a hijackplane lolYesterday is dead...tomorrow hasnt arrived yet....i have just ONE day...
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