Anxiety said:

and thats why i love you

TheRealFiness said:

Because he is quick on the 'inkoppertjes'?

HamsterHuey said:

i got that problem cleared up years ago, thanks to the special cream my doctor gave me.

Anxiety said:

Hey you! I so miss abusing you!!!! Damn this post just isn't the one to start with either!

Anxiety said:

yeah a lil topical creme with a splash of Noxema

If I go before Casey...I am guanteed

To be creamated
To not be put on life support or lie in a coma for a length of time
That if the time comes for "the pillow" it will be done swiftly and efficiently
That there will be a funeral party...not a funeral or memorial...but a party and if there is family still left...maybe a private showing before it's hammer time, but that's about it.

yes...


towards the end, the pallbearers will bring anxiety, superspaceboy, and 2the9s in chains to the the front of the church, and people will pull rocks out of their purses, as well as the ones under their seats...

cborgman said:

Will everyone receice a little note letting them know what our crimes exaclty were?

cborgman said:

superspaceboy said:

wait and im not invited???

cborgman said:

pervert!!!

TheRealFiness said:

I think you get a rock and a stone.

My coffin shot into the air with a catapult, and then shot out of the sky with rocket launchers set up at four different angles.

Christopher Walken reading the eulogy while wearing a Zubaz tuxedo.

Cloreen Baconskin playing the WHOLE time on loop.

Tickets on sale now.

I don't really care if I leave a legacy or how the ceremony goes.

I do , however, want to be cremated and my ashes scattered in the ocean. And no tombstone or plaque or anything wierd thing like that to linger after I'm gone.

My grave stone would read "The End...?" as well.

superspaceboy said:

the list will be in the program

no , i don't think about dying

I want to be shot out of my starship's photon torpedo launcher in an empty photon tube and have it land on some other peaceful world.

TheRealFiness said:

everyoe who hs had the misfortune of knowing those three will be invited. getting to stone them to death is my little goodbye gift to the world

and by the way, herman...




sorry to hear about your friend

no, but I have visualized some less than pleasant peoples funerals.

jerseykrs said:

I was thinking the same thing!

jerseykrs said:

I bet that what you meant to say was that you visualized their deaths, huh?

cborgman said:

Thanks.

I'm sorry to hear about your friend, Herman. I hope you give him the type of remebrance you feel he deserved.

I've thought about my funeral and I certainly don't want any dirge. More a celebration.

I've only been to two funerals - both only a couple of years ago, within a few weeks of each other. The first one was my Gran's and that was one of the worst days of my life. There was no-one else closer in my family and I cried buckets that day.

The second was for one of my best friend's father, Bob, who died suddenly on holiday. It was pretty tragic circumstances but the funeral - weird as this sounds - was one of the most uplifting, joyous experiences I've ever had. Bob was a jazz drummer, a bit of a showman, and he always said he'd like a New Orleans-type funeral. There was a marching band leading the funeral car and a jazz interlude during the service, which turned into 'When The Saints Go Marching In'. I've never seen so many people cry tears of sadness and joy at the same time. It was exactly what he wanted.

onenitealone said:

I like THAT!

Sounds amazing.

onenitealone said:

hey gorgeous ...your friend's father's funeral sounds like it was a beautiful way to remember him

It looks like I want BAD BOYS FOR LIFE pumping outa the stereo...

LoL

~bops head~

yes, I have it semi-planned.

I don't care what people do provided they're not forced to sing hymns and I'd like "What a Wonderful World" by either Louis Armstrong or Eva Cassidy and "The Circle of Life" from the Lion King played. (In funerals I've been to the worst part is always when you're forced to sing and you really don't feel like it. I'd rather have songs people can listen to and join in if they like).

I want people to know I loved life when I go and that things move on.

I'd like a timing mechanism put in my head so that my eyes open periodically at people during my wake.