I really dig this chick and I finally get a date. We arrive at the restuarant and I am about to get out of the car. As a shift my weight to get out the door, a pocket of some of the hot intestinal gas I have felt in years accidently escaped from between my butt cheeks. It felt like some had fired a shotgun down my ass crack - and it sounded like that was what happened as well. I KNOW she heard it. I try to play it off as I get out and close my door - concealing the demonic fart in the car with her. I run around to her side of the car to open the door for her in hopes that she didnt hear it and the funk has not hit her in the face yet. But no one can move that fast. She looked a little naucious by the time I opened her door. She had to be because I could smell it coming out of the car. Apparently, I had fumagated the entire vehicle in that split second.

We went on to dinner but I coud tell that she wasnt into me after that. I felt like a big dork the whole night. I didnt know what to do. What should I have done?

you could have made a joke out of it by locking her in the car and bending down at her window holding your nose,laughing and pointing at her and waving your hand in front of your face.
then at least you would have acknowledged your fart and had a laugh about it.

I just laughed a fart loose.

what a way to start a monday morning .. i had 2 phone calls with people who were slightly perturbed --- and then this POST ... classic

i am laughin still

at least YOU had a sense of humor about it ... seriously dude ... though .. if you were REALLY into her ... you would have MADE sure u did that outside the car ... i would HAVE ...

i was sitting here in the office the other day --- and left a really BADDDDD one .... and i admit ... RIGHT AFTER ... this cute gal that works here walked over to ask me something ... and i felt TERRRIBLEEEEE .... but ... hey ... i am not really into her ... so .... lol .... ... but i just had to say i appreciated the mon mornin laugh ... classic !!!

fart on the first date??? HELL NO!!!

this is making me laugh a little more than i should


truly, an unfortunate circumstance under which to blow one out, accidentally or not. and for her to be trapped in the car whilst waiting for you to go round and open her door .. . this sort of thing is okay/forgiveable when you know someone a bit better but on a first date it's possible you might not have made the best impression

i dunno what i'd have done. maybe closed the door and lit out running, far far away....

or maybe try to brazen it out with humor say something like " mmmm, dinner smells good"

This sounds like a scene straight out of Sex And The City.

The four girls sitting 'round their cafe table, having lunch.

Carrie; 'And then, while he got out of the car, he let one fly!'

Samantha; 'His fly?'

Carrie; 'No, he- let- one- flyyyyy' (squeeses her own nose) (girls gasp)

Charlotte; (screams out) 'NO!'

Miranda; 'So? Men not allowed to be human?'

some people find farting sexy! i do love dustin AKA JABBA THE HUTT!

i dunno man

You just have to make a joke about it. There's no other way out. Covering it up only makes it worse.

Try a bit of sarcasm for example: "Well that was the beginning of a first date I always dreamed about. My day is now perfect."
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retina said:

still there is no way out of it there's still gonna be that awkwardness. and then she's gonna tell all of her girlfriends but if she really really likes you she'll just laugh about it.

brownsugar said:

I don't know, if it's handled right I don't think there has to be all that much awkwardness. She'll definitely tell her friends though, you're right about that.

retina said:

did this happen to you?

brownsugar said:

How did you guess?

Only twice though. The first time was when I was on the phone. Immediately after it happened I started pulling a chair along the floor, whioch sounded a bit similarly, in order to make her think that was what made the first sound too. I don't think it worked.

The second time I said something similar to the line I suggested. That worked just fine.

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retina said:

...have to agree u should have turned it into a joke ..

retina said:

well at least it was over the phone and besides loud ones aren't as smelly as silent hot ones...

You know what? I would've let it go (no pun intended) if I was your date. Now, if you kept doing it on purpose, then I would say bye-bye. I actually broke up with one of my ex's because he used to fart. He would say, "It's natural, we all do it." He would be deep into some show on t.v. then I'd see him raise his right cheek a little and let one out. I couldn't take it.


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brownsugar said:

Okay.....ughhhhh!!! (but you're right)


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charlottegelin said:

co-

AsianBomb777 said:

I didn't even go or anything

Not to be mean, but I could never fuck a guy who farted on the first date

If a guy had done that on our first date, I would have been completely embarrassed for them, not to mention turned off. I go with muirdo's train of thought - make a joke out of it and then hope for the best.

sonofblade said:

Absolute genius.....best laugh I have had all day

you should've said "wow i'm this comfortable around you already? you must be the one! "

muirdo said:

If a woman i am out on a date with dropped a bomb that you could hear I would be outta there. It would just ruin the whole mood.

Spats said:

What if YOU did it, Spats? Would you want her to understand? Just asking

you could've slapped her. i'm sure that would've taken her mind off of it.