I'm thinking about getting a brace and then laser treatment to fix up my teeth. They're truly awful and I want them to be dazzling like the Mexican soap actors in 'Cuando Seas Mia'.

Has anyone here tried laser whitening? Is it any good? How much does it cost?

I'm going to get a conventional brace because it's cheaper and I already have a wife so I don't need to worry about looking good anymore.

I had a brace when I was around 16 and everything was fine but as I was coming to the end of my time with having a plate, my jaw started to grow and my teeth started moving. The orthodontist gave me the option of putting the brace back on but I said I didn't want it. I didn't want a geeky looking brace on while in my latter teen years having already had one for 18 months. In hindsight, I never got any action anyway after that so I should've gone for the brace. I think you can do it here for around $1000.

Any advice?

Try this.

It actually works very well.

http://www.whitestrips.co...owser=true


I use them every 6 months or so.

I wouldn't fix it - then you'll have to make up another reason why women find you repulsive. Stay with the messed up grill - it gives you hope.

ReturnOfDOOK said:

I couldn't care less what his teeth look like.

I'm not after his teeth.

Imago777 said:

Interesting, but I thought they only worked on mildly discoloured teeth. Mine are gold. Thai people think I'm some kind of living Buddha or something.

ReturnOfDOOK said:

[Snip luv4u]

Move to London. You'll fit right in.

Fauxie said:

Fauxie said:

For fucks sake, just try it.
For 20 bucks, what could it hurt.
It takes about 2 weeks for it to fully work, applying a strip for 15 min in the morning and 15 at night.

If you're not satisfied, go for the 1000 treatment.


I actually will need to get braces cuase one of my bottom teeth isn't perfectly straight, and here in the states, EVERYBODY must have perfectly straight teeth. A fucking crime if you ask me, being that so many people over look their hair.

Imago777 said:

The blinding whiteness! You sexy bitch!

littlemissG said:

Imago777 said:

Don't get braces - it matches your personality.

ReturnOfDOOK said:

or your penis.

littlemissG said:

You wanna see blinding whiteness? Try watching me dance.

Imago777 said:

Okey doke, I'll give them a burl. I'm thinking of getting braces in around 5 months.

That website says 30 minutes twice a day. Sounds easy enough. Is the premium plus worth it over the premium or classic?

Fauxie said:

My box just says Premium.

Here's how you can tell they really work. Only do your bottom teeth first. After 7 days, you'll notice the difference between bottom and top. It was dramatic for me--and my teeth weren't yellow. I mean, they weren't hollywood white, but they weren't corn yellow either. So maybe you'll see dramatic results.

Is your ass nice? I mean, fuck nice teeth if your ass is nice.

(vain attempt to satisfy my latent bicurious ponderings ensues...)

ReturnOfDOOK said:

Dude, that aint right. We're supposed to pick on our own race. We don't want "the man" turning on us.

Imago777 said:

I'm 75% white and 25% Asian. I got the Asian penis, the white dancing thing but could I get the Asian math genes? NOOOOO!!!

Imago777 said:

My ass is phantasmagorical in its niceness.

ReturnOfDOOK said:

That's fucked up. I got an asian penis, latino math skills (I kid, I kid), and hairy italian butthair.

What the fuck was this thread about again?

Imago777 said:

I wonder if they can be bought in the uk. I haven't seen them over here so maybe I could ask my folks to buy it and send it out here. I've also seen they have it on Ebay too.

Those whitening strips will fix these babies up in no time...

Fauxie said:

Or I can mail you a kit.

Anyways, about your ass....

Just put a capful of bleach in your mouthwash.

This is what I use...

Imago777 said:

They have these too - Supreme.

http://www.dentist.net/wh...ompare.asp

ReturnOfDOOK said:

Byron said:

Thanks!

Fauxie said:

Try the tray whitners. I did this way in the past and it really worked!

Fauxie said:

Hahaha I thought you were BBQing.