s tonight i was on the 1 train, and this nice looking tall asian guy starts smiling with me and flirting with me.

so i smile back at him, and he comes over and sits next to me and says:


"you sure know how to fill those pants."





what?

i gave him my number anyway.


and then i remembered this one time, while i was still in texas, deeds and i were going at it...

(gayness ahead)










i was going down on him, and he looks down at me between his knees, and our eyes make contact and he said:

"you sure are beautiful when you're sucking my cock"

and i had that moment of silence where it replayed in my head.

what?!?!?




now everyone share the weirdest come-on/compliment you had happen to you...

Make my nipples into hamburger meat. WTF!?

"how many pieces of chicken can i give you in order to get your phone number?"

--dumb-assed male employee at popeye's, 2003

SpookyElectricSmackdown said:

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

what'd you answer?

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

That is a serious WTF!?

cborgman said:

I have a feelin someone didn't get a number

SpookyElectricSmackdown said:

i'm betting he got an ass full of chucks

TWICE HASSIDIC JEWISH MEN CAME ON TO ME On the NY SUBWAY..... One time this guy sits next to me KISSES Me on My FACE and RUNS OUT the DOOR....Another time this guy sits next to me and puts his hand FIRMLY on my THIGH and SQUEEZES IT. Then tries to move it between my Legs. I was yelling at him and this Brother was gonna SLUG him 4 ME. Another time in THE VILLAGE these Rapper DUDES GO...THAT"S THE KINDA PUSSY THAT MAKEs YOU SCREEEAMMM!!! Here's another I go to join an Exercise Club and the DUDE Starts Massaging HIMSELF THROUGH HIS PANTS IN FRONT OF ME... Whole time I was a MEMBER WAS BOTHERING ME...KISSED ME SEVERAL TIMES..... ANOTher time some Dudes on the SUBWAY SAYS TO THEMSELVES OUT LOUD...WONDER WHAT SHe WOULD DO IF WE RAPED HER.... I SAID WHY DOn'tcha TRY and SEE WHAT I DO!!! Then again here goes another one... Supermarket Dude asks me..HEY YA EVER GO ON A THREEWAY DATE? Here's ANOTHER....THOSE TITTIES AIN'T REAL..... How about this One??? I WANNa RUB YOUR NIPPLES? YES, I THINk I GET all the FREAKS...Here goes 2 from MINNEAPOLIS.....I WANNA PAY YOUR RENT....Here yet ANOTHER at PIZZA LUCE.....I WANNA SLAP YO PUSSY? LOL.... The HAIR STOOD UP ON MY ARM and BACK.... ARE MEN CRAZY????

Zelaira said:

JESUS H. CHRIST! Imagine Zel and Hacidic Jews, together!

cborgman said:

i couldn't do anything but crack up laughing at his ass.

cborgman said:

Yes...And one Hassidic guy who was my friend's friend gave me an Engagement ring. I told him I Wasn't Going to CONVERT and COULDN'T Keep it. He was a RABBI also. One ex boyfriend used to follow me around...I actually saw him in THE VILLAGE DUCKING BEHIND CARS.... I Confronted him . He was Thinking I was with another guy when I was out with GIRLFRIENDS.. IMAGINE? He followed me all the way from Where we lived to the VILLAGE...Needless to say this Was a GEMINi who I DATED for Years and WAs ENGAGED to . I Stopped Bothering with him after that Incident He SPOOKED ME OUT,but before I Moved I saw him again. I felt Maybe he was STILL LURKING.... But he was Cool Making Me FRESH CARROT JUICE!
[Edited 11/11/05 18:46pm]

Zelaira said:

Are hacidic jews good in the sack? I see some hot hacidics on the bus here in LA

Don't KNOW I NEVER MADE IT WITH THEM? They CAN BE DIRTY MINDED INDEED...LOL..

I love slim girls like you. 'Cause when you fuck them, it makes the most wonderful sound :clapshishandpalmstogethermakingaveryloudsound:



edit: you have to see the picture, he was placing his hands together like when you try to form a heart- but that was not the goal.
[Edited 11/12/05 6:29am]