If I came over for dinner, what would you cook?

What's your favorite hair product?

Are you a neat freak or a slob?

Can I tickle your tummy with nuts and honey?

I've always wondered: What does "ReturnOfDOOK" mean? And which "P-town" are you referring to?

Ace said:

I will not lower myself to crack such easy jokes. It's like shooting fish in a barrel....

Having a woman over to your house and cooking for her?????

Ummmmm.No. Not unless she was into having Kraft Dinner.

What guys do this???

Spats said:

I guess you would hand a woman the ingredients and directions to the kitchen.... grrreat.

LleeLlee said:

More proof a good man is hard to find.

littlemissG said:

PASTA!!!



I just put a 'lil gel up on my dome, kinda quickly rub my hair around, and keep it looking kinda messy.



Unfortunately, I'm a slob.



No. I'm too fat.

Ace said:

I created an account called DOOK to spoof the org-favorite, POOK. After he kindly asked me to delete that account, I created this one. I kinda wish I didn't though because sometimes people get me and POOK mixed up and that makes me feel like a jackass. I met POOK last month in person and he's a super cool guy.



Parker, Colorado. It's a town a little south of Denver that my parents and I moved to when I was 16. It's a total yuppy town and there's no "hood" - I just thought it was pretty funny.

ReturnOfDOOK said:

Was this account also a monkey? Did he talk in POOK-ese?

Ace said:

Yes. This is why POOK, understandibly, had a problem with the account. I was just being silly, but I completely understand his objection.

Where has Pook been ? He's been real scarce lately.

Even harder to find a top quality women.

I would not give the ingredients to her. I know how to make Kraft Dinner. It's easy. But that's all she would be served. I am not a chef and my home is not a Diner. If she wants someone to cook for her there are plenty of restuarants in town.

littlemissG said:

And a hard man is good to find.

Especially when he's not so lazy that he can't cook every once in a while.

Spats said:

You know, you're crossing the line in the land of traditional roles, don't you?

No, because i don't expect women to cook for me either.

I always laugh when you see on tv some guy invite a woman he likes over to his home and he cooks some delicious dinner for her. Give me a break.lol

andyman91 said:

I don't know.... I wish he would come around more often...

Spats said:

It happens and then they normally reciprocate in another way

ReturnOfDOOK said:

A little softness is nice.

littlemissG said:

You could hide your car keys in my belly button.

ReturnOfDOOK said:

No thanks, I have a hard enough time finding them now.

littlemissG said:

Probably a wise decision. I usually only clean it out every three months so it can get quite stinky up in there.

ReturnOfDOOK said:

Oh damn, and all this time I thought you were Dan. Shit.'

Well, Parker is not so little anymore...and it is somewhat upscale...some homes are going for 1/2 mill +.

I wouldn't want to be with a woman who puts out just because you made her a nice meal. And the last thing i thinking about after eating is sex.

Miskryie said:

That's very true. My parents are moving from Parker sometime soon actually. My dad got a new job in New Mexico.