Help me choose an excuse for getting out of P.E tomorrow.

Vote for one of the following.....

#1 I was carrying a piano down Oxford St. and my back went.
#2 I got ran over by a dog on a unicycle
#3 I was peeling an orange and i sprained my wrist
#4 I sprained my wrist having a "tommy tank"
#5 Don't blame me, blame society!!

You got your period?

The dog ate my gym shorts.

At my school the PE department were totally useless, they didnt use registers from the office. So on the first day of the year, every year, they had to take everyones name so that they had a register. Well we cottoned on to this early on, and figured out if you didnt go on the first day of the year they never even knew you were skiving! We just left the building!

Lol, I didnt go to PE for about 4 years actually....

Maybe thatll work for you! If not, tell them you hurt yourself doing some sort of sport, theyll like that.

gemini13 said:

Back in school the girls in my class used to play the period card all the time when we had a male gym teacher. When we switched to a female, she immediately saw through their whole scam. I particularly remember when she said: Lisa dear, you had your period a week and a half ago. Unless you have different plumbing than I do, you're not being strictly truthful this time. It was kind of evil to say it out loud so everybody could hear it, but after that the attendance went way up!

Here are a few of my tried, tested aaaaand FAILED excuses over the years for varius things

- I've... errm.... See ya! *runs*
- It was like that when i got here
- How was i supposed to know it wasn't a real bull?
- It's for medical reasons
- I got up late
- I was finishing off a game of snooker.
- I got lost... kind of.
- Don't question me asshole!
- Ohhh..... you mean,... "thaaat" homework
- My cat got hold of it
- I was supposed to give it to him ubt, i, i ate it on theway there.
- I was burgled last night, they took everything! including my homework.
- I thought u had it!!
- Riddle me this bastard!

retina said:

Yup, the standard period line worked for a while, but then they caught on. I hated having 1st period PE.

morning wood

SammiJ said:

GoldenGlove said:

u wish.

Oh my!! I just travelled back 20 something years when I read this thread.



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Just say, "My hemorrhoids have swollen up to the size of softballs." They never ask questions.

Just say a little more Uh.. Believable. Like your stomach hurts and you just came from the nurses office. Write a fake pass from the nurse too. Just flash the pass in his or her face.

Why would anyone want to get out of PE?!?!? It's the easiest and most fun class there is!

retina said:

my mum reckons their male PE teacher believed her when she told him ALL girls had their period at the same time and that's why NONE of them could do sports that week

I've used "uhh I broke my glasses and I can't see worth shit!"

it was true, too!

I have successfully used "I'm on anti-biotics" without a note from my parents.

jerseykrs said:

You have clearly never had to play rugby in 0 degrees, with a frozen and rutted pitch with nothing to protect your manhood bar a pair of nylon flared shorts nothing to protect you from a tackle into a frozen puddle but a soaking wet rugby shirt with stretched sleeves *. The nightmare of PE haunts me to this day.

My failsafe method - Develop asthma, whip out the old Ventolin and fake wheeze


*How else do you think you keep your fingers from falling off?

I used to always find an excuse for getting out of P.E! I hated it so much.

GoldenGlove said:

This should be NSFW