Well since you bloody bastards haven't started one yet, I thought I would do it myself. I expected, when I decided to join your little site a few months back, to recieve large doses of Ridgeley love on a daily basis. But apparently you lot are a bunch of George Michael groupies because I have been virtually ignored.

I don't think you understand. I am the REAL Andrew Ridgeley. I am not some imposter pretending to be the guitar great. I am the rock superstar himself. And I deserve appreciation and props.

So here is the deal...if I don't get love soon I will leave this site and never return. Worship my fine celebrity ass or suffer the consequences.

The clock is ticking. You only have several months to comply or I'm serious, I will make like a tree and leave.

Umm....nice eyebrows?

Nikster said:

Damn right...they are beautiful.

what kind of hippy lovin' bullshit is this??

AsianBomb777 said:

Not sure what you mean mate.

Ocean said:

That is what I am talking about.

Think of my guitar skills. Think of my enormous contribution to pop music.

Worship at the Alter of Ridgeley!

AndrewRidgeley said:

Can I ask one question ...who is Andrew Ridgeley ...lol....

Ocean said:

The one on the left...

Nikster said:

oh ...yep I knew that LOL..oh and how are u hun
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Oceans said:

I'm just swell, thanks

Nikster said:

Good to hear love

Okay I get home from a long day of recording tracks from my upcoming triple album "The Emancipation of Andy" and I get straightaway on the computer to see what kind of love I have been getting. I expect to see 20, 30, maybe 50 responses or more of love for the Ridgemeister and what do I see? Absolutely nothing. My bloody thread is on page 4 behind numerous banalities about penises,hot sex that none of you are actually having, and post after post about how much you all bloody love each bloody other. You are not even celebrities! If you were up each other's arses any more, you would be be classified as hemorroids!

Okay, I'm a tad edgy. The album is not going well. I have been aiming for a release this year but the record company is kind of flaky. They are asking me to unplug my guitar in the studio for some strange reason, which I don't appreciate. And I don't know why they have all these studio singers hanging about. Like my voice needs any embellishment or assistance. I am Andrew Ridgeley for God's sake, the inventor of Wham! So a little love would have been nice to come home too but hey whatever.

I would go sleep with my Bananarama bird now...except she has been on some sort of business trip and I haven't heard from her in days.

whoa. HOW did i miss this thread the first time around??

kudos to mr. ridgeley and all his fine stuff

You know HE wrote all them classic Wham! songs... and not that other wuss!

PLUS he shags Karen from Bananarama!

i think this pic of you is pretty groovy, andy

definitely hunky.

i especially love when you shake your groove thang on your shows.

although, from the look on your face in that picture above i'd say her knee kinda hit you wrong

fast man, fast car

i just can't believe there aren't more people posting on this thread.

maybe because it's a holiday here in the US?

still, really that's no excuse

oh well. i'll keep this thread alive if i have to do it all by myself

crap. i leave this forum for several minutes, come back and this thread is already halfway down the page

you people must all be absolutely

andrew ridgeley is a sex god

here. i'll post another sexy picture of andrew ridgeley in black leather, wearing an eye-patch. if this doesn't spark some interwst up in here i dunno what will

andy is lookin' good. lookin reaaaallll good.

bubblicious andy

Do you have a pic of Andrew in a kilt? That would be killer!!

shellyevon said:

hmm. i'll see if i can find one. meanwhile, here's a pic of him on the beach

Classic