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PrintableHamsterHuey said: I'ld love to say ONE thing at work; I QUIT...
But have to find new job first. Anyone got one for me? Oh no you don't! 
ME first!  | |
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onenitealone said: HamsterHuey said: I'ld love to say ONE thing at work; I QUIT...
But have to find new job first. Anyone got one for me? Oh no you don't!
ME first! You good at handcrafting? I am thinking about beginning a glass stain shop with a friend. |
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There'z this one chick i'd love to say:
"Just shut the FUCK up ur giving me a fucking headache for cryin out LOUD!!!" to. If im tired i dont even bother half smiling at this girl- which would seem out of character for me- but datz how badly she shits me. I'd also like to tell her: Wipe that stupid fucking smile of your face! Stop makin dat ridiculous high pitched sound it is IRRITATING me. Are you trying to suck up to me? If so please refrain.  JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! I DON'T WANNA HEAR IT!!! 
Ahhh yeah dat felt good  No hablo espanol,no!
Pero hablo ingles..ssii muy muy bien... 
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HamsterHuey said: onenitealone said: Oh no you don't!
ME first! You good at handcrafting? I am thinking about beginning a glass stain shop with a friend. Wow, go for it. That sounds great - I'd love to do something creative. Unfortunately, there'd probably be more glass on the floor than in the window itself. 
Maybe your PA? I make a good cup of coffee. | |
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FunkMistress said: I'm a computer instructor, and one of the things I'd LOVE to say at work is this:
"No, you dumb motherfucker, when I said 'take the mouse and point at the Internet icon,' I did not in fact mean 'take the mouse and physically stick it on the motherfucking screen.' How in the fuck do you survive on a daily basis without putting your eye out, you goddamn cretin?" ...instead of smiling sweetly and gently correcting the individual with supportive, non-judgmental language.  Oh you have my sympathies! LOL. I oversee several computers in our office. It's a nightmare trying to explain things to people here, or show them how to do something because they all have their own strange computer vocabulary. Half the time I'm not even sure what they're asking me when they have a question because they just start making up words, or calling things the wrong name. And when you correct them, they're all OCD and pigheaded, and go right back to saying things "their way". | |
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onenitealone said: HamsterHuey said: You good at handcrafting? I am thinking about beginning a glass stain shop with a friend. Wow, go for it. That sounds great - I'd love to do something creative. Unfortunately, there'd probably be more glass on the floor than in the window itself.
Maybe your PA? I make a good cup of coffee. 
I could really do with an assistant!!! I only seem to have time to do uni work, let alone anything else! | |
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is "do it your damn self" on there? | |
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susannah said: onenitealone said: Wow, go for it. That sounds great - I'd love to do something creative. Unfortunately, there'd probably be more glass on the floor than in the window itself.
Maybe your PA? I make a good cup of coffee.
I could really do with an assistant!!! I only seem to have time to do uni work, let alone anything else! 
Are you a strict boss?  | |
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Usually we get requests like this, 'It's our wedding anniversary, please make it special'. I'd love to reply by saying something, 'We have managed to arrange a clown who will be making balloon poodles in the hotel foyer'.  | |
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onenitealone said: susannah said:
I could really do with an assistant!!! I only seem to have time to do uni work, let alone anything else!
Are you a strict boss? Nope! You can do whatever you like with your time! As long as you make all the phone calls I need to make, and pay the bills. And come to Edinburgh!  | |
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susannah said: onenitealone said:
Are you a strict boss? Nope! You can do whatever you like with your time! As long as you make all the phone calls I need to make, and pay the bills. And come to Edinburgh!
Done! I'm on my way! Access to Prince Org is a pre-requisite. I'll be fighting you over it! | |
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onenitealone said: susannah said: Nope! You can do whatever you like with your time! As long as you make all the phone calls I need to make, and pay the bills. And come to Edinburgh!
Done! I'm on my way! Access to Prince Org is a pre-requisite. I'll be fighting you over it! Yay!!! Pays crap though....can I pay you in food and board? Im a good cook! | |
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susannah said: onenitealone said:
Done! I'm on my way! Access to Prince Org is a pre-requisite. I'll be fighting you over it! Yay!!! Pays crap though....can I pay you in food and board? Im a good cook!
Krispy Kreme doughnuts? If so I've got a plane to catch. | |
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onenitealone said: susannah said: Yay!!! Pays crap though....can I pay you in food and board? Im a good cook!
Krispy Kreme doughnuts? If so I've got a plane to catch. 
I might just be able to stretch to that just for you my lovely! Get your Welsh bum up here!!! | |
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Tom said: Oh you have my sympathies! LOL. I oversee several computers in our office. It's a nightmare trying to explain things to people here, or show them how to do something because they all have their own strange computer vocabulary. Half the time I'm not even sure what they're asking me when they have a question because they just start making up words, or calling things the wrong name. And when you correct them, they're all OCD and pigheaded, and go right back to saying things "their way". Oh, yes, yes, YES! I can't TELL you the shit that I've heard. It's only funny later; at the time I can feel the skin on my forehead stretching till I'm positive my head will explode. "Oh, I can't use these computers; they're Google computers. Mine is a Yahoo computer." (Note: in this case, "Yahoo" was pronounced "Yuh-hoo." Especially hysterical because she kept repeating it) Then there are the folks who try to plug their headphones into everything from the power button to some random crack in the case, and behave like arrogant retards when I correct them. One of my favorites, though, was the lady who was signing up for an e-mail address for the first time. I got her to the page where you fill out your personal information and I figured she could do this part alone. I told her, "Okay, so you just tell it your name, your address, etc. Call me when you're done." As I was walking back to my desk, I heard her, very slowly and clearly, telling the computer her name and address. Out loud. I don't think I held in the laughter very well that time. The Normal Whores Club | |
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susannah said: onenitealone said:
Krispy Kreme doughnuts? If so I've got a plane to catch.
I might just be able to stretch to that just for you my lovely! Get your Welsh bum up here!!!  | |
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when i used to work at the wood shop at my school a girl bought a piece of plywood for a project. she came back with the scraps and said "can i get money back for the parts i didn't use?" i just looked at her and said "no we don't do that" the sad thing is she was serious-which made it funny | |
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onenitealone said: susannah said:
I might just be able to stretch to that just for you my lovely! Get your Welsh bum up here!!!
Im not gonna respond to that!! | |
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