here's to another 45 years!

I think this year is going to be her best yet!

it really is her birthday, you know. and her boobs will turn 2 next march.

Anxiety said:

Can we have a party for them too?

CarrieMpls said:

yes! with two-for-one drink specials!

Anxiety said:

IrresistibleB1tch said:

God I can't stand her.

minneapolisgenius said:

i hate her so much that i kinda love her. she's sort of like that black eyed peas "my humps" song - anyone or anything with the audacity to be THAT bad kinda gets a little bit of respect from me, just out of principle.

i have a great picture of tara reid on my refrigerator to help keep me from snacking. it's a picture of her in a bikini from the enquirer, and i swear to god, the caption says: "Tara Reid has cellulite...HA HA HA HA HA!"

shes a master thespian

urm i mean

master lesbian

shausler said:

i hear she likes to go fishing,
and that she's a master baiter!

Anxiety said:

I never gave her a second thought until I was back in the U.S. this summer and happened to come across her "travel" show on E!. Such a trainwreck. How do people like this get their own shows anyway?!

I've always been disgusted by Paris Hilton, but the episode I saw was tara in Greece w/ her "great friend" Paris Hilton. I found myself actually thinking Paris was much cooler and smarter, and less annoying than Tara. Now that's pretty bad IMO.
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minneapolisgenius said:

well, the thing i admire so much about tara reid that bores me about paris hilton is the fact that tara is such a loser and a sloppy drunk. i've always been attracted to trainwrecks, and while tara's not quite at the courtney love level of messy saintdom, she's certainly working her hardest to put her worst foot forward and trip over it.

Anxiety said:

I can't stand Courtney for the same reason.

Maybe I'm just jealous because I'm also a loser and sloppy drunk, yet I'm not famous for it.

minneapolisgenius said:

i hear you, girlfriend...

minneapolisgenius said:

well, i actually believe that under courtney's sloppiness is a great wit and a great performer. i think c.lo is the dorothy parker of our generation...she's amazingly intelligent and talented, but she's committed to sabotaging herself at every turn, and she has absolutely ZERO self-discipline. it's frustrating, but it makes for very artistic incidents of bad behavior, as we've all witnessed over the years.

tara, meanwhile, is just a teetering mess with frankenstein nipples.

Anxiety said:

to courtney stuff

Tara's just a bimbo!!!

You know, I don't even know what's so bad about Tara Reid. I wanna see all of it now. Sure, I find her mildly annoying. But I loved her in Josie and the Pussycats. And I liked her guest spots on Scrubs.
Other than frankenboobs, I didn't realize she was that much of a mess.

CarrieMpls said:

Shes just always generally acting stupid or drunk and disorderly I believe.

How old is she?

Aren't you supposed to be all drunk and disorderly through your 20's? That's what I always thought...

CarrieMpls said:

Hell Yeah!! But people are always bitter about people in the public eye, we need someone to pick on!

its her birthday

shele get drunk if she wants to
blow chunks if she wants to
screw munks if she wants to

youd blow chunks too if one booby hung

loose


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shausler said:

CarrieMpls said:

yeah, but some people are better at it than others...i'm not anti-tara. i just appreciate her for her drawbacks, that's all.

Anxiety said:

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IrresistibleB1tch said:

shausler said:

that pic needs some p control.

Anxiety said:

dont ask me how but i found a smaller one

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