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WHY CONDOMS COME IN BOXES OF 3, 6, AND 12 A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?
To which the man matter-of-fact replies, "Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex." "Oh I see," replied the boy pensively. Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school." He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package?" The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys, ONE for Friday, ONE for Saturday, and ONE for Sunday." "Cool" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?" "Those are for college men," the dad answers, TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday." "WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack. With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, "Those are for married men. ONE for January, ONE for February, ONE for March....."  | |
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Too true.  | |
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Fauxie said:
Too true. liar!  | |
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Makes perfect sense.  Dynamic Savior Said: Also, do you think that ugly people are God's cruel joke on humanity (like the platypus and the heterosexual) or another form of population control? | |
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BUt why do they really come in these pack sizes  Happy is he who finds out the causes for things.Virgil (70-19 BC). Virgil was such a lying bastard! | |
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Sad but true. | |
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Well i wouldn't know cause i never used them!!! Before you sart your stuff cause i was with one person for 3 years and only only for 1 yr and 10 months now. But it is getting hard now!!!! | |
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Fantastic. v funny and sadly v true! "Playing hard to get is getting hard to play". | |
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PREDOMINANT said:
BUt why do they really come in these pack sizes  | |
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saintsation said: But it is getting hard now!!!! | |
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lol good one funky 
it's worse when you have to check your condoms to see if they have expired   She couldn't stop crying 'cause she knew he was gone to stay | |
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good one. | |
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emm said: lol good one funky
it's worse when you have to check your condoms to see if they have expired Had yours for a long time too huh??? | |
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Dewrede said: saintsation said: But it is getting hard now!!!! | |
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doeineffect said: Sad but true.
 Why?
I need to know why married folks have sex once a damn month! The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. -- Mark Twain.
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DexMSR said: doeineffect said: Sad but true.
Why?
I need to know why married folks have sex once a damn month! it's a matter of priorities. Sometimes it seems everything else is more important than sex, and if you have kids there is the tired factor. Blows the sex right out the window  | |
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