I never posted my result descriptions, so here they are....


Cottontail

Description
A cottontail is a small, gentle individual with a tendency for shyness and whose first instinct is to run at the first sign of danger. Its extraordinarily sensitive senses are always on the lookout for any impending peril and they get their names from their fluffy snow-white bottoms. They are astoundingly cute and rely heavily on their soft personalities and vulnerable appearance to succeed.

Although they are bright, they often hide their intelligence when it interferes with their primary method of survival -- cuteness! Almost all mammal personalities find them to be irresistibly attractive and they rarely need to employ their personal resources to succeed in their careers or relationships. And while their gentle natures make for kind and thoughtful partners, their propensity to follow-the-leader makes them somewhat lackluster lovers. Whatever.

Unbridled passion might be the cottontail's promise, but its tendency to go with the flow makes this bunny's love life predictable and submissive. Why do people love cottontails so much? Perhaps because they put the feelings of others before their own. As its refuge and sanctuary, the cottontail's partner always comes first -- even before children and siblings -- but this doesn't mean that cottontails are desperate for mates; they choose their partners deliberately and carefully.

The cottontail shares a love of open spaces with its pals the mountain goats, zebras, and horses, but prefers the more staid pursuits that come with beavers, moles and sheep. While there's a superficial attraction to lions, wolves, and wildcats, these aggressive and predatory beasts throw them into a state of excruciating hypervigilance. Heartened by the communal spirit that large families provide, cottontails put a high premium on togetherness and quality family time. These strong maternal instincts explain why cottontails are forever plying their children with food and babying them well beyond the time they should have left the nest. That is SO not me.


Sealion

Description
These charming pinnipeds are agile, sleek and energetic with an eagerness to their spirit that's irresistibly compelling. Their quick, graceful movements complement their mercurial minds and they can count many admirers in their eclectic circle of friends. The sea lion can be described as a combination of the dog and dolphin personalities. Part carnivore, part sea dweller, it is well groomed with an attractive mind and body. Like the dolphin, sea lions are pleasure connoisseurs who can be quite lazy when it comes to putting in a solid day's work. With the dog's loyalty and generosity though, it manages to charm everyone with its effervescence.

Sea lions have little respect for the value of money and even though they have the talent to accumulate vast wealth are much more likely to be found at the beach --spending it rather than earning it. Alas, the lack of money doesn't discourage the sea lion from those spending sprees that leave it in debt, for saving for the future is never a priority and sea lions are forever emptying the penny jar or mooching a few bucks to buy a tuna sandwich. So true.

The sea lion's agile minds is exercised by long hours of debate on issues of philosophy. Their lazy dispositions, however, can result in conversations that lack substance and logical grounding. Still, they are curious about the universe, paying particular attention to numerology and astrology.

Their cheerful dispositions belie a hot tempered core. When reacting assertively, their attack comes in the form of a sharp, barked retort, but they have no natural enemies and their slippery personas provide sufficient defense in the event of an attack.

Their smooth personalities are well suited for a wide range of sales positions. Whether selling real estate or motor vehicles, they are skillful, enthusiastic and sincere. Their straightforward, genuine desire to help others shines through in their work and others instinctively trust them. However, their careers suffer from their lack of motivation, for they are prone to rest on their laurels. Their irrepressible nature craves the spotlight and they enjoy performing, telling stories and hogging the attention of their large group of friends.

The sea lion's sex-life is a hoot. Although its ardor and enthusiasm can make a partner feel as though he or she is the only person in its life, it soon becomes apparent the sea lion feels the same way about many people. It's not that the sea lion enjoys being unfaithful --it just doesn't like to say no. The sea lion is a sucker for flattery and its greatest aphrodisiac is someone showing an interest in it. Because they are in such high demand, sea lions rarely have to initiate romantic encounters.

Sea lions have no fear of intimacy and are appealingly candid about their deepest secrets. By revealing their flaws, they believe that their faults might be absolved. Curiously, this technique seems to work, for most lovers are willing to put up with an inordinate amount of bull. The sea lion also regularly exercises its option of swimming away when things get rough. Why struggle with the rocky realities of life when there's a big inviting ocean in which to hide?

littlemissG said:

did everybody pass this test or was it just us?