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What animal are you? A PERSONALITY TEST No More Haters on the Internet. | |
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I'm either an Otter, Cottontail or Sable!! No hablo espanol,no!
Pero hablo ingles..ssii muy muy bien... "Come into my world..." Missy Quote of da Month: "yeah, sure, that's cool...wait WHAT?! " | |
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Otter or Bat | |
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Congratulations. (You passed the test.)
You are either a Beaver or a Penguin personality. But you may also be a Sheep personality. | |
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Mouse or Mole | |
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You are either a Peacock or a Wild Cat personality.
But you may also be a Giraffe personality. Peacock Genera and species: Pavo cristatus Collective Term: A bouquet of peacocks Description Peacocks are not overburdened by brains. Beautiful, vain and irreverent, they derive their self-worth almost entirely from their wardrobe and enchanting beauty. Though it is beautiful, sexy and nattily attired, the peacock persona is simple and uncomplicated. For reasons that date back to its youth, it has developed a taste for being at the center of attention -- craving the balm of constant praise and reassurance. A great deal of the peacock's time is spent in perfecting strategies that can enhance its personal status, and whether it's shopping for clothing or going to the gym to improve its already attractive body -- its preening borders on the obsessive. The male peacock typically reveals his true feathers by his choice of car -- a flashy sport model with vanity plates -- while the female of the species relies on the latest fashions and dance moves to keep her in the spotlight. Peacocks are often targeted for unkind remarks, but even they are dimly aware of their own narcissism and accept this criticism as an inevitable consequence of being a peacock. Sexually, the peacock is a perfectionist. Although it would never be accused of being a bookworm, chances are, it's read the Kama Sutra or at least The Joy of Sex. And, as a firm believer that practice makes perfect, peacocks encourage their lovers to experiment in all manner of whimsical fantasy. A night with a peacock is something to write home about. Most animal personalities are in awe of their good looks but are wary of their superficial natures. This doesn't prevent some from falling prey to their charms however, but because most people are only attracted to their physical attributes alone, the peacock can never be quite sure about the intentions of prospective suitors. Many peacocks realize this too late in life to avoid a history of painful, failed relationships. When they do form a substantial relationship with a giraffe or deer perhaps, their grace and style makes this quite a majestic union. Although they are faithful partners, they are destined to be insecure in their marriage and constantly worry about their mates' fidelity. The best mate for a peacock however, is the proud and life-loving rooster, whose ability to handle most social situations and appreciation for the finer things in life, makes for an ideal relationship. Careers and Hobbies Model Dancer Actor Designer Fitness instructor Shopping Aerobics Decorating Dancing Plastic surgery Action FiguresActivities & LearningArts & CraftsAward WinnersBaby ToysBlocks, Building Sets & ModelsComputer & Video GamesDollsGames & PuzzlesGreat DealsPretend Play & Dress-UpPuzzlesRide-Ons & FurnitureScience, Nature & MoreSports & Outdoor PlayStuffed Animals & ToysBarbieKids' BooksKids' VideosKids' Music Famous Peacocks Josephine Baker, Liberace, Zsa Zsa Gabor. Wildcat Genera and species: Felis sylvestris Collective Term: A clowder of wildcats Wildcat personalities do not differ substantially from their domestic cousins Felis Domesiticus and exhibit the aloof behavior that is common to all felines. With their well-deserved reputations as creatures of comfort, wildcats jealously guard their independence while indulging in the finer things in life. Attractive, solitary, creative, and curious, these individuals are quite happy to observe the world from a distance. The wildcat would never take a conventional route, preferring to explore life from off the beaten track -- relying heavily on its instincts and powers of observation to guide it safely through the jungle. Its air of indifference and need for privacy keeps it on the outskirts of society, but its love for comfort always brings it back The wildcat differs from its lion relatives in its approach to its social structure. With an aversion to the complex family organization of the lion, the wildcat finds freedom and self-indulgence to be far more compelling. So as a natural explorer, it disdains staying in one place for long, preferring the freedom of solitary roaming. in exotic locales. This wanderlust makes it ideal for a career as a travel agent, explorer, mountain climber, researcher or writer. It's difficult to really know cats. Although they make little attempt to disguise their emotions, their communication style is somewhat abstract. They readily display their disgust and boredom as it stalk off to spend solitary time sulking. Usually however, they return to the place that offers them security and creature comforts. Close alliances are formed with others that share their eremitic and wandering ways. Horse and deer, and tiger personalities are good candidates as soul mates, while gorillas provide them with much appreciated security. Wildcats are also incorrigible flirts and their feline mannerisms are attractive to members of the opposite sex. As a result, wildcats almost always get what they want -- plenty of pampering without the nuisance of a long-term mate. And making love to one is more than just a lot of hissing and scratching, for it is a curious lover whose tendency to get lost in the moment guarantees an unpredictable encounter. Because of the wildcat's tendency to protect its independence, it can be difficult to get it to talk about personal issues. But when it comes to matters of the world, the wildcat loves a challenging debate. It is thoughtful and insightful on neutral themes, but when things get personal . . . logic flies out the window with the cat close on its heels. Careers and Hobbies Explorer Dancer Travel agent Researcher Writer Traveling Massages Shopping Dancing Famous Wildcats Michele Pfeifer, Heather Locklear. Giraffes Genera and species: Giraffa camelopardalis Collective Term: A loft of giraffe Description Giraffes are graceful, well-groomed individuals who move with the confidence and elegance found only in the big game animals. Michael Jordan is a typical giraffe. Tall, good-looking, and successful, he stands heads and shoulders above the rest of the animal kingdom. In full stride, giraffes look like they're flying -- their long legs pumping as they gallop effortlessly through life. Giraffes are not arrogant but have an extraordinary need to be the center of attention. Although their highly visible frames make them somewhat self-conscious, they would never dream of hiding their height by stooping. So even though they might capitalize on their size by becoming models or athletes, they perpetually worry about what other people think -- knowing that they're an easy target for jealous backbiters. Since most of the giraffe's self-confidence is the product of its physical stature, it is fastidious about its appearance. A giraffe's tastes in consumer goods are refined and expensive, leaning toward Armani and Mercedes. Intellectually, giraffes are no owls, but then they've never had to rely on their wits to compete in life. Instead, their graceful presence and charm have provided it with a serene and gentle passage. When necessary though, they display a sharp wit and have an engaging sense of humor and a ready smile. Other than personal possessions that enhance their prestige they have little need for worldly goods, and with a definite taste for quality, they would rather own a few prized possessions than anything at all. The giraffe's social circle is expansive and discriminating -- the guest list at giraffe's wedding reading like a Who's Who. Delighting in little extravagances like imported champagne, no expense is spared when the giraffe entertains its guests. But the giraffes' ambitions are limited to having a comfortable living environment, close friends and universal admiration. Their sense of the aesthetic makes them natural for the creative arts including writing and acting. When it comes to reproduction, giraffes usually only spawn one or two descendants who get spoiled rotten from over-attention. In general, giraffes are casual parents and their liberal views are evident in the free reign they give their offspring. Careers and Hobbies Model Dancer Writer Actor Athlete Basketball Gossiping Hiking Shopping Action FiguresActivities & LearningArts & CraftsAward WinnersBaby ToysBlocks, Building Sets & ModelsComputer & Video GamesDollsGames & PuzzlesGreat DealsPretend Play & Dress-UpPuzzlesRide-Ons & FurnitureScience, Nature & MoreSports & Outdoor PlayStuffed Animals & ToysBarbieKids' BooksKids' VideosKids' Music Famous Giraffes Cindy Crawford, Ru Paul, Michael Jordan. | |
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Of course, I am a wildcat. | |
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Porcupine
Genera and species: Hystrix cristata Collective Term: A prickle of porcupines Description Porcupines are physically small individuals with an over-abundance of attitude. Probably due to their lack of self-esteem, they have a tendency to seek comfort by putting others down, and wit, sarcasm, and ridicule are the primary weapons of its oftentimes disagreeable personality. In defense of the porcupine's actions, its barbs are not designed to cause permanent harm. Instead, they're intended as a preemptive attack to protect its own sensitive feelings, and if anyone is wounded by its thorny words, the porcupine is quick to come to its victim's aid. The porcupine displays the characteristically sharp mind and opportunistic lifestyle of the rodent personalities, but unable to function successfully in social situations, it is limited in its career choices and is rarely found in sales or management positions. Of course, a job like postal worker, DMV employee, and IRS agent, matches its prickly personality perfectly. Like other rodent personalities, porcupines are opportunists and are resourceful and creative in their endeavors. Adept at taking advantage of others' mistakes, they are the first to jump on the bandwagon when an opportunity arises. With their consciously minimalist lifestyle, their financial needs are limited to the bare essentials of living and their homes are unadorned but functional. Unambiguous loners, porcupines prefer jobs that reward individual effort -- avoiding manual labor or work that demands mental concentration. However, if it's lucky enough to find a job that requires a biting tongue, it performs above the call of duty. If there were two words that summarized the porcupine lover, they would be use protection! For in the bedroom, the porcupine tends to be a little too curious and explorative. For them, sex is a gala event that should be spiced with all manner of strange toys and odd positions. Nocturnal animals, they prefer the safety of their homes or small offices during the day, and most of their social connections take place at night, when they wander off to seek the companionship of the opposite sex. But their caustic wit and defensive posture puts others on their guard and they often return alone. It can be painful to get close to a porcupine and only those who have earned its trust can endure an intimate relationship. It is comfortable and secure in the company of mice and mole personalities, but should fastidiously avoid the companionship of larger carnivores like bears, foxes and wolves. Careers and Hobbies Collection agent Bureaucrat Administrator Politician Reading Painting Movies Gossip Photography Famous Porcupines Don Rickles, Joan Rivers Bobcat Goldthwaite. | |
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Natisse said: Porcupine
This, of course, the reason I refuse to hug you on a daily basis. You prick. | |
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Crocodile
Genera and species: Crocodylus niloticus Collective Term: A treachery of crocodiles Description Crocodiles are lean leathery individuals with air of wariness that comes from living on the edge. But crocodiles are not always easy to identify, because their survival strategy is based on misdirection and camouflage. They prefer docile prey, so the more unwary their victims, the less likely they are to struggle. So beware the crocodile's tears, because although they run copious, they do not run deep. Living on the fringes of society, crocs avoid mainstream locales and prefer dimly lit, grimy hotels for their pursuit of food and entertainment. They ply their nefarious crafts by both day and night and are masters of disguise. Their ability to mask their true colors allows them to befriend unsuspecting victims, usurp their resources and then disappear. They do serve a useful service to society, however, by doing jobs that others find too unpleasant. With their talent for disguise, they are excellent private investigators, doing deep undercover work that reputable companies shun. Because of their ruthless natures, they are also hired by legitimate businesses as bouncers or personal bodyguards, and some enterprising crocodiles go into their own businesses as gang-members, drug dealers, hired killers and second story men, but all too often find their true calling as common thieves or conmen. The children of a crocodile are not a happy lot, for crocs believe that children should fend for themselves. So by making life for their offspring as tough as possible, they are better preparing them for the rigors of the future. There is some logic to this cold-blooded perspective, for the crocodile's own childhood was so tough and its current outlook on life so dark, that its children need every inch of the thick skin bequeathed by their parents. The croc's emotional range runs the gamut from A to B, and its idea of communication is a solid burp after a meal or snoring after sex. And as for listening to someone's problems: why bother? Life for a crocodile is full of deception. It's best to let it lie. Careers and Hobbies Soldier Undercover cop Bodyguard Bail bondsman Gambling Hunting Fishing Swimming Famous Crocodiles Osama Bin Ladin, Charles Manson, Ted Bundy, Jeffrey Dahmer, Al Capone. The Borg... Partypoopers of the galaxy.. ( Medical Hologram )
------------------------------------------------- ..Where is my lovelife.. where can it be?? There must be something wrong with the machinery.. | |
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HamsterHuey said: Natisse said: Porcupine
This, of course, the reason I refuse to hug you on a daily basis. You prick. that was too easy Herman... no points for trying | |
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Natisse said: HamsterHuey said: This, of course, the reason I refuse to hug you on a daily basis. You prick. that was too easy Herman... no points for trying But I am easy! Ask any guy here. | |
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HamsterHuey said: Natisse said: that was too easy Herman... no points for trying But I am easy! Ask any guy here. oh shit well yeah THAT we know... yes | |
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Natisse said: HamsterHuey said: But I am easy! Ask any guy here. oh shit well yeah THAT we know... yes The language! | |
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HamsterHuey said: Natisse said: oh shit well yeah THAT we know... yes The language! | |
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Natisse said: HamsterHuey said: The language! Yer SUCH a rowdy little porcupine... | |
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PANDURITO said: Mouse or Mole
mouse | |
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Cottontail
or a sealion and possibly a deer "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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Ex-Moderator | I am a horse or a fox or possibly a bat. |
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I am a Swan or a Wild Cat !!!
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CarrieMpls said: I am a horse or a fox or possibly a bat.
Now I am curious for the text under them links... | |
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Ex-Moderator | I think bat fits best...
This is a decidedly unconformist creature, for as an airborne personality, the bat tends to look down at the conventions of the ground animals. And yet, since it is not a true bird and having not mastered the art of smooth controlled flight, it often appears awkward in social situations. (Hence the term -- acting batty). But as compensation for this social ungainliness, many bat personalities sport a built-in radar, which enables them to intuitively read the motivations of others. Identifying bat personalities is not difficult. Being nocturnal creatures, they come alive at night and can be spotted in underground clubs or dimly lit bars. They prefer the sanctuary of dark clothing and dark corners, and you'll never see a bat sporting a heavy tan. These are intelligent, spiritual, creative individuals who use their full range of senses (other than their poor eyesight) to carefully navigate their way through life. Bats have a habit of flitting in and out of social situations, swooping down to interact briefly with others before quickly flying off to resume their bat lives. Unassertive and aloof, they'll take flight at the first hint of a confrontation to seek comfort in their personal spaces that are decorated in unusual but expressive ways. The bat's sixth sense gives it a number of advantages in its work, and its insightful nature enables it to understand others better than it understands itself. In the romance department, bats are enamored with the idea of love more than they are with its colder realities. Decidedly untraditional, they are prone to flights of extraordinary fantasy -- and it's not the traditional Ken and Barbie type of romance that tickles its fancy either. It's the Bram Stoker kind: dark, moody and gothic. Bat personalities have an enormous sense of loyalty and if you ever do a favor for a bat, it will never relax until it has paid you back. In fact, in nature, the bat is the only animal (other than man) to demonstrate true altruism when unrelated individuals will unselfishly offer food to a cave-mate without expectation anything in return. This powerful sense of quid pro quo is one of the defining characteristics of the bat personality and anyone should consider themselves lucky to be in a bat's good graces. Bats have no strong yearning for parenthood, for the kind of ego gratification that comes with having one's own children doesn't appeal to its karmic temperament. They are instead quite content to satisfy their maternal or paternal instincts by adopting or merely baby-sitting. If they do have children, they prove to be perfunctory parents: methodical yet unconventional . Still, bats place great emphasis on ethics and morality and insist that their children be indoctrinated in the values of good citizenship. Careers and Hobbies Psychiatrist Artist Social Worker Archeologist Writer Musician Socializing Philosophy Clubbing Spelunking Famous Bats Nostradamus, Gypsy Rose Lee |
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Uhmmm
It is always curious to find out how people view themselves as opposed to how others perceive them. I had the peacock and the giraffe, but felt more akin to the wildcat, esp as one of the pffered jobs is 'writer', which I still feel, at heart. I like the bat in you, Carrie. Gothic, kiddie hating, loyal and loving Carrie. Hehehe. | |
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You are either a Owl or a Wolf personality.
But you may also be a Lion personality. | |
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Im a badger or a shrew!
I love badgers!! | |
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HamsterHuey said: ...peacock or giraffe...
peacock + giraffe | |
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Can everybody post the test of their results as well?
I am curious, as one of my results was SO dead-on, I am now writing a reaction to it.... | |
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Ex-Moderator | HamsterHuey said: Uhmmm
It is always curious to find out how people view themselves as opposed to how others perceive them. I had the peacock and the giraffe, but felt more akin to the wildcat, esp as one of the pffered jobs is 'writer', which I still feel, at heart. I like the bat in you, Carrie. Gothic, kiddie hating, loyal and loving Carrie. Hehehe. Thanks, Goo. I think there are elements of all 3 in me, but that seemed the best overall. Here are the other 2... you tell me which you think fits best. Horses are those strong, capable people that breeze through life with envious ease. But a closer look at these free-spirited personalities finds surprisingly complicated individuals that are sensitive to criticism and hate to be ignored. No one should say anything behind the horse's back though, for its sense of hearing is fiercely acute and its temper carries quite a kick. Friendly, sensible, and ticklish, horses insist at taking charge of their lives unless a special someone comes along and takes control. Then the horse suddenly becomes a supportive, broad-shouldered mate ready to go anywhere and support any burden for the good of the relationship. They are deliberate creatures and are always trying to anticipate life's obstacles. Although it is capable of bounding over most challenges, it certainly isn't too proud to admit its shortcomings by taking the easy route wherever possible. With confidence in their strength and speed, horses are unintimidated by hard physical work. Their stamina makes them good candidates for any type of manual labor and they are dedicated employees. When tasked with challenging jobs, they'll champ at the bit to show off their capabilities. With their gregarious natures, these sturdy beasts generally rise to the top of their fields, especially in sales and public relations positions, but due to their lack of aggression are not natural leaders. They prefer to slipstream behind others and control events from behind the scenes. If they are to be found in the political arena, it is usually in a key advisory position and are almost never the person in the limelight. There are very few true friends in the horse's stable of acquaintances, for the carefree horse simply does not have the time to cultivate deep relationships. It's not that the horse is a loner or anything, it simply prefers the freedom of uncommitted alliances. Horses are great protectors of their children who are encouraged to sow their wild oats. But they always maintain a tight rein and children are only allowed to gambol close to home. The horse relaxes its discipline as its offspring matures and once it has reached young adulthood, it is given a word of encouragement, a slap on the tail and sent on its way. The best way to get a horse's attention is to be patient and gentle, for the horse responds better to a whisper than it does a shout. Appealing and cerebral and of average size, the fox is a close relative of both the wolf and dog personalities and displays typical canine qualities of loyalty, passion and creativity. Largely misunderstood to be a shy, retreating individual, it's the fox's unique stature as a small carnivore that defines its survival strategy. Because it cannot succeed in the world using brute force alone, it must rely on its sharp mind and engaging personality to garner resources, and it consequently spends a lot of time in its head -- giving the impression that it's trying to outsmart its friends. So the fox is often surprised to learn that its intellectual pursuits are intimidating. So, the fox tempers its serious nature with a sardonic sense of humor and engaging playfulness while interacting with its eclectic community. It expects others to be as honest about their strengths and shortcomings as it is of its own, and while these high expectations don't make the fox a snob, it expects its friends to first demonstrate their worthiness before returning the favor with loyalty and devotion. Foxes are typically successful in the work place but their competitiveness and ambition sometimes makes coworkers feel belittled. They would never deliberately take advantage of others, but their single-mindedness often blinds them to their feelings. So they thrive in their own businesses and like to surround themselves with family and friends in these ventures. Although they demand consensus in all decisions, they dominate discussions and steer the plans to reflect their own agenda. A discussion with a fox is invariably stimulating and challenging. Its great curiosity and worldly experience makes it a wonderful conversationalist and it's able to hold forth on a number of different topics with ease. Sometimes, however, the fox will view a conversation as a competitive challenge, which proves to be off-putting and annoying to its companions. |
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Ex-Moderator | HamsterHuey said: Of course, I am a wildcat.
Most definitely!! |
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Penguin or an Owl | |
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