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FAUXIE? ~POUT~ I want Fauxie back 
I miss his cold, calculated, and exceedingly precise insults, his cultivated demeanor, his emaculate spelling, and his strange way with unweary women on this site. lawd, I need a cold shower. | |
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where did he go? |
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CarrieMpls said: where did he go?
He takes breaks from time to time. 
It's all good. He always comes back nicer and more willing to sleep with me.  | |
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Imago777 said: CarrieMpls said: where did he go?
He takes breaks from time to time.
It's all good. He always comes back nicer and more willing to sleep with me. He should take more breaks. | |
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2teh9s said: Imago777 said: He takes breaks from time to time.
It's all good. He always comes back nicer and more willing to sleep with me. He should take more breaks. You've become unbearable since EWM left and isn't hear to bully you.  | |
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Imago777 said: 2teh9s said: He should take more breaks. You've become unbearable since EWM left and isn't hear to bully you.  |
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Imago777 said: 2teh9s said: He should take more breaks. You've become unbearable since EWM left and isn't hear to bully you. Oh please, motherfucker! Please!! | |
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2teh9s said: Imago777 said: You've become unbearable since EWM left and isn't hear to bully you. Oh please, motherfucker! Please!!  | |
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Here I am!
This thread failed didn't it?
Not to worry. All someone can ask is that you give your best.
By the way, I was busy being in a car crash and getting locked out of the house late at night.
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Fauxie said: Here I am!
This thread failed didn't it?
Not to worry. All someone can ask is that you give your best.
By the way, I was busy being in a car crash and getting locked out of the house late at night.
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Thanks for the sympathy bump, but it's obvious this thread has no real future. | |
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Imago777 said: Fauxie said: Here I am!
This thread failed didn't it?
Not to worry. All someone can ask is that you give your best.
By the way, I was busy being in a car crash and getting locked out of the house late at night.
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Thanks for the sympathy bump, but it's obvious this thread has no real future. Just like you and I, but we can still bump all the same.  | |
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Fauxie said: Imago777 said:
Thanks for the sympathy bump, but it's obvious this thread has no real future. Just like you and I, but we can still bump all the same. 
You just wait. You think you have me wrapped around your finger with your cultivated voice. But just you wait until the day you get bronchitis or larengitis or a harsh cold and that voice goes. I'll be out the door faster than you can hock up phlem. I wonder if Milty or Emm can fake a good british accent.  | |
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Imago777 said: Fauxie said: Just like you and I, but we can still bump all the same.
You just wait. You think you have me wrapped around your finger with your cultivated voice. But just you wait until the day you get bronchitis or larengitis or a harsh cold and that voice goes. I'll be out the door faster than you can hock up phlem. I wonder if Milty or Emm can fake a good british accent. 
The honey and lemon in my tea says you'll never stray too far. | |
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Fauxie said: Imago777 said:
You just wait. You think you have me wrapped around your finger with your cultivated voice. But just you wait until the day you get bronchitis or larengitis or a harsh cold and that voice goes. I'll be out the door faster than you can hock up phlem. I wonder if Milty or Emm can fake a good british accent.
The honey and lemon in my tea says you'll never stray too far. Just you wait until the day the org recruits another brit who isn't emotionally disturbed or dreadfully dull, and you're toast!!!  | |
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Imago777 said: Fauxie said:
The honey and lemon in my tea says you'll never stray too far. Just you wait until the day the org recruits another brit who isn't emotionally disturbed or dreadfully dull, and you're toast!!! Um, TheFrog?  | |
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Fauxie said: Imago777 said: Just you wait until the day the org recruits another brit who isn't emotionally disturbed or dreadfully dull, and you're toast!!! Um, TheFrog? 
cockney accents don't count. | |
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Imago777 said: Fauxie said: Um, TheFrog?
cockney accents don't count. Ah-hah!
I thought for a second there you really thought I had a cockney accent, but you were just teasing/flirting. Phew!  | |
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Fauxie said: Imago777 said:
cockney accents don't count. Ah-hah!
I thought for a second there you really thought I had a cockney accent, but you were just teasing/flirting. Phew! We're not talking about your penis again are we? | |
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Imago777 said: Fauxie said: Ah-hah!
I thought for a second there you really thought I had a cockney accent, but you were just teasing/flirting. Phew! We're not talking about your penis again are we? Not yet, but from the moment you open your mouth my penis is never that far away. | |
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Fauxie said: Imago777 said: We're not talking about your penis again are we? Not yet, but from the moment you open your mouth my penis is never that far away. I struggle to determine whether that's metaphor or not. | |
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Imago777 said: Fauxie said: Not yet, but from the moment you open your mouth my penis is never that far away. I struggle to determine whether that's metaphor or not. I've missed your charming faux-confusion. It makes me feel wanted.  | |
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Would you PLEASE leave the poor chap alone?!?!? | |
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jerseykrs said: Would you PLEASE leave the poor chap alone?!?!?
Thanks, but really it's nothing. I barely even feel it. | |
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jerseykrs said: Would you PLEASE leave the poor chap alone?!?!?
Is my subtle admiration that obvious? | |
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Imago777 said: jerseykrs said: Would you PLEASE leave the poor chap alone?!?!?
Is my subtle admiration that obvious? Only when you turn sideways, and even then it's still pretty subtle. | |
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Fauxie said: Imago777 said: Is my subtle admiration that obvious? Only when you turn sideways, and even then it's still pretty subtle.
you absolute ass | |
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Fauxie said: Imago777 said: Is my subtle admiration that obvious? Only when you turn sideways, and even then it's still pretty subtle. hahahahah  | |
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I'm off now. See u all tomorrow.  | |
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