This girl, the front-lady of dance-formation Lasgo, used to be my best friend in high-school. Back in the day she was already beautiful, but very punk.

Her breath was awful. One day we were walking through the corridors. Suddenly I started saying, 'Shit I guess someone has shit on his shoes'. We both started looking at the sole of our feet, anxiously looking for the source of this foul smell.

We didn't find anything. She turned around and said 'it's not me', with her mouth very close to me. At that moment I realised where the smell came from.

the type of bad breath that ya'll are talking about is usually caused by food particles that are rotting back up in between teeth.... right? A trip to the dentist for a full cleaning will take care of that.... for a day or two....

ReturnOfDOOK said:

Probably!

leave a box of altoids at the person's desk

TheRealFiness said:

TheRealFiness said:

Good One!

DexMSR said:

hey its subtle and to the point

I just simply tell the stinky one:

"Your breath smells like shit!!!"




.
[Edited 11/4/05 7:50am]

TheRealFiness said:

Didn't work with my co-worker! She was suckin' on Altoids, breath strips and still with the funk.

U could politely offer a breath mint. Of course, if my breath is fonky (which I'm usually borderline obsessive about such things) I would want 2 know. So if U have that kinda relationship with your boss, cut 2 the chase about it.

a long long time ago, in a city 200 miles away, this guy that worked with us at Kinko's had the worst armpit odor, so one lunch break me and a coworker secretly got some deoderant and anonymously left it in his locker. He got the message!

I would keep offering her Mints Until she get's the Hint or I would say??? Do You Smell the ODOR? It smells like Dead Fish....

TheRealFiness said:

That's a great idea!
[Edited 11/4/05 15:05pm]

TheRealFiness said:

That's not a bad idea, unless they have a camera in the room.

ufoclub said:

Zelaira said:

that's awful

I offered an old boss gum once, not because their breathe was kicking...I think she thought I was trying to tell her that.

MarieLouise said:

kick em in the nutsack

create a hotmail account and email her this link:

http://www.trioral.com/


when your in sales fresh breath is a priority so i went on a search to find the best preventative kit and this is what i found...its awesome..i swear that if you follow it the instructions to a t you will not even wake up with morning breath...


FO REAL!!

You can affectionately start referring to them as Dog Breath, Dookie Breath, Sewer mouth. Or you can do with one of my co-workers did to someone here with notoriously bad breath, walk up to them or away from them and say "YO BREAF STANK!" then make this face -----> They should get the message, though, unfortunately, my stank mouth coworker has returned to his halitosis ways.