Before watching this series, I heard all kinds of great reviews about it. So I checked out the last 3 episodes and I must say that it's quite possibly one of the worst shows on TV.

They'd be better off calling it titties and gore, cuz it seems to be the theme. Not that I have a problem with titties of course, but that's what the Playboy channel is for.

The writing is just so lame. I can't believe they couldn't get better writers for this shit.

I've been a horror fan for years, and I must say, this is a prime example of what killed horror films in the 90's.

Dog, I could not agree with you more. I only saw the Dance of the Dead and Jenifer and my God. That was awful. How you gonna fuck a girl that looks like a shaven yak with sharp teeth who eats your cat and the little girl next door? Do you really trust her not to savage your dick off and swallow it? Some folks need firin.

TheSmyrk said:

Yeah, I saw that one last night.

I was in constant disbelief over what was happening. First of all, they ripped off the ending to The Omen with the whole "police saving the monster" thing. Then there was just the constant irritating actions by the main character. I mean, even if you accept that the chick has a deformity, SHE HAS HUGE BLACK EYES!!! I mean, that bitch would have been sent to a goddamn lab, not a mental institution.

And then the guy fucks his wife in the ass while thinking about the freak, brings it into his home where his family lives, fucks it in his car and allows it to suck him off with that nasty mouth, chooses it over his family, still keeps it around after it easts both the cat and the neighbor kid, shacks up with it in the woods, and then drags it way out to kill it after he finds it eating the store owner's son's penis, and then ends up getting shot like he shot the guy who had it before him.

I'm not surprised Dario Argento directed it. All his films are junk too. And Bruce Jones should be banned from ever writing again.

The other episodes aren't much better, but that was the absolute worst.

DAMN THEM ALL!!!

I see EWM is back.

I liked the Jenifer ep. It was sick shit.
Havent we all been with someone we can look back on and wonder what we were thinking?

origmnd said:

The only thing sick was the fact that something so dumb could make it on TV.

yeah,,,I gotta agree...i was disapointed...the one tonight was just fu%$#ed up..the guy who saw/felt everything a strange girl did.,,,STUPID. wasnt this like the eyes of laura mars? (which BTW was ALOT better)

like you, i am a horror fan and was really excited about this series when i first heard of it but, after watching a couple episodes, i have to agree - it's just disappointing. bad writing and shitty acting.