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I pull up to a stop red light and a lady in a El Clitoro (or whatever the fuck that car is) pulls up beside me. She's wearing what appears to be an acid washed denim shirt (and I'm going to take a wild guess that her jeans are too), her hair is crispy (you know the little buffon tangle that juts out from the forehead in a wild lion mane orgy), and she's smoking a cigeratte (gross ass habbit). I merely glance over at her becuase her window is rolled down and some Tobi Kieth bullshit is playing, and she looks over at me.

This is when the situation gets even more comical--She looks at me with this "eat shit you chinc" stare I'm oh-so-familiar with from my days of growing up in Alabama. The light tunrs green and she floors the gas pettle to leave me in the dust.

I just started to crack up on the spot and laughed all the way to the book store. I mean, I've been brushed off by georgous women before (and that doesn't bother me so much, becuase they're not my type), but this THING had the audacity to "outshine" me??? Her vagina would probably be likened to a piece of toast after a crowded circle jerk.

And I'm not going to let ANYBODY with that kind of a haircut make my asian ass feel like a second class citizen. So Redneck lady, whereever you are, shine on girl--shine on!


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Your asian ass is first class.

my mom says to tell you she is sorry!

Imago777 said:

Fauxie said:

Seriously. What prompts a person to just "snob" you for no reason. It's so low class if you ask me.

Imago777 said:

I think you mean 'snub'.

Imago777 said:

whatever

Anxiety said:

Slooooow.

Anxiety said:

Fauxie said:

i'm sorry, your comments are relevent because....?

Imago777 said:

you will never ever let that die, will you?

she was in one of these? an El Camino? oh that is just straight country.

AnckSuNamun said:

damn, now that's a sweet napoleon dynamite ride right there.

Anxiety said:

I preferred the night shift Anxiety.

circle jerk

AnckSuNamun said:

LMFAO. Yes, THAT is the fucking car!! Only her el Chimpanzo looked as if she'd taken out a second mortgage on her trailer home to redo the paint job and cromed out trim.


I WAS DISSED BY A FREAK IN THAT CAR!!!!

in a couple of years she will be the height of fashion, skinny jeans and big hair have already made a comeback. It's only a matter of time before acid-wash rears its uglyness in stores other than the salvos

Fauxie said:

i only want to love, but you make me put up a wall! let me in, fauxie! let me in!

Anxiety said:

There's a hole in the wall. Push your love through and I'll see what I can do.

Anxiety said:

You may need to get a shoehorn. I'd imagine you could crush a piece of coal into a diamond with that ass.

Imago777 said:

I'm scared.

Fauxie said:

I'm too exhuasted to flirt tonight.
I'm just ready to dump this kids back off with their parents.

But you just wait until I'm back in form little missy.

Imago777 said:

You have 'form'?

I'm just kidding. Sometimes you're just awful so I know there must be another side to that coin.

Fauxie said:

True. My coin is flips as needed. You should see my money shots.

Imago777 said:

Is this still flirting in your eyes, or just irreverent banter?

I have this odd feeling that you regard any interaction between us as flirting.

Fauxie said:

I'm cracking up over here.

Imago777 said:

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Imago777 said:

what a bitch!


you should chased her all the way to the sams club wherehouse where she was going for a uhaul box full of camel cigs and some ground beef and flipped her off.

Here's one redneck the loves you, AB.

She sounds like she has style.

I sort of have a soft spot for El What-ever they are calleds... If I'm ever back in the states, I'm gonna drive me a lowrider version.