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REDNECK UGLYASS LADY DISSED ME .
I pull up to a stop red light and a lady in a El Clitoro (or whatever the fuck that car is) pulls up beside me. She's wearing what appears to be an acid washed denim shirt (and I'm going to take a wild guess that her jeans are too), her hair is crispy (you know the little buffon tangle that juts out from the forehead in a wild lion mane orgy), and she's smoking a cigeratte (gross ass habbit). I merely glance over at her becuase her window is rolled down and some Tobi Kieth bullshit is playing, and she looks over at me. This is when the situation gets even more comical--She looks at me with this "eat shit you chinc" stare I'm oh-so-familiar with from my days of growing up in Alabama. The light tunrs green and she floors the gas pettle to leave me in the dust. I just started to crack up on the spot and laughed all the way to the book store. I mean, I've been brushed off by georgous women before (and that doesn't bother me so much, becuase they're not my type), but this THING had the audacity to "outshine" me??? Her vagina would probably be likened to a piece of toast after a crowded circle jerk. And I'm not going to let ANYBODY with that kind of a haircut make my asian ass feel like a second class citizen. So Redneck lady, whereever you are, shine on girl--shine on! . Redneck SuperCuts edit [Edited 10/28/05 16:41pm] | |
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Your asian ass is first class. | |
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my mom says to tell you she is sorry!
Imago777 said: .
I pull up to a stop red light and a lady in a El Clitoro (or whatever the fuck that car is) pulls up beside me. She's wearing what appears to be an acide washed denim shirt (and I'm going to take a wild guess that her jeans are too), her hair is crispy (you know the little buffon tangle that juts out from the forehead in a wild lion mane orgy), and she's smoking a cigeratte (grose ass habbit). I merely glance over at her becuase her window is rolled down and some Tobi Kieth bullshit is playing, and she looks over at me. This is when the situation gets even more comical--She looks at me with this "eat shit you chinc" stare I'm oh-so-familiar with from my days of growing up in Alabama. The light tunrs green and she floors the gas pettle to leave me in the dust. I just started to crack up on the spot and laughed all the way to the book store. I mean, I've been brushed off by georgous women before (and that doesn't bother me so much, becuase they're not my type), but this THING had the audacity to "outshine" me??? Her vagina would probably be likened to a piece of toast after a crowded circle jerk. And I'm not going to let ANYBODY with that kind of a haircut make my asian ass feel like a second class citizen. So Redneck lady, whereever you ware, shine on girl--shine on! Check it out ...Shiny Toy Guns R gonna blowup VERY soon and bring melody back to music..you heard it here 1st! http://www.myspacecomment...theone.mp3 | |
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Fauxie said: Your asian ass is first class. Seriously. What prompts a person to just "snob" you for no reason. It's so low class if you ask me. | |
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Imago777 said: Fauxie said: Your asian ass is first class. Seriously. What prompts a person to just "snob" you for no reason. It's so low class if you ask me. I think you mean 'snub'. | |
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Imago777 said: Seriously. What prompts a person to just "snob" you for no reason. It's so low class if you ask me. whatever | |
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Anxiety said: Imago777 said: Seriously. What prompts a person to just "snob" you for no reason. It's so low class if you ask me. whatever Slooooow. | |
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Anxiety said: Imago777 said: Seriously. What prompts a person to just "snob" you for no reason. It's so low class if you ask me. whatever | |
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Fauxie said: Anxiety said: whatever Slooooow. i'm sorry, your comments are relevent because....? | |
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Imago777 said: Anxiety said: whatever you will never ever let that die, will you? | |
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she was in one of these? an El Camino? oh that is just straight country. looking for you in the woods tonight Switch FC SW-2874-2863-4789 (Rum&Coke) | |
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AnckSuNamun said: she was in one of these? an El Camino? oh that is just straight country. damn, now that's a sweet napoleon dynamite ride right there. | |
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Anxiety said: Fauxie said: Slooooow. i'm sorry, your comments are relevent because....? I preferred the night shift Anxiety. | |
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circle jerk When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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AnckSuNamun said: she was in one of these? an El Camino? oh that is just straight country. LMFAO. Yes, THAT is the fucking car!! Only her el Chimpanzo looked as if she'd taken out a second mortgage on her trailer home to redo the paint job and cromed out trim. I WAS DISSED BY A FREAK IN THAT CAR!!!! | |
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in a couple of years she will be the height of fashion, skinny jeans and big hair have already made a comeback. It's only a matter of time before acid-wash rears its uglyness in stores other than the salvos | |
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Fauxie said: Anxiety said: i'm sorry, your comments are relevent because....? I preferred the night shift Anxiety. i only want to love, but you make me put up a wall! let me in, fauxie! let me in! | |
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Anxiety said: Fauxie said: I preferred the night shift Anxiety. i only want to love, but you make me put up a wall! let me in, fauxie! let me in! There's a hole in the wall. Push your love through and I'll see what I can do. | |
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Anxiety said: Fauxie said: I preferred the night shift Anxiety. i only want to love, but you make me put up a wall! let me in, fauxie! let me in! You may need to get a shoehorn. I'd imagine you could crush a piece of coal into a diamond with that ass. | |
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Imago777 said: Anxiety said: i only want to love, but you make me put up a wall! let me in, fauxie! let me in! You may need to get a shoehorn. I'd imagine you could crush a piece of coal into a diamond with that ass. I'm scared. | |
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Fauxie said: Imago777 said: Seriously. What prompts a person to just "snob" you for no reason. It's so low class if you ask me. I think you mean 'snub'. I'm too exhuasted to flirt tonight. I'm just ready to dump this kids back off with their parents. But you just wait until I'm back in form little missy. | |
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Imago777 said: Fauxie said: I think you mean 'snub'. I'm too exhuasted to flirt tonight. I'm just ready to dump this kids back off with their parents. But you just wait until I'm back in form little missy. You have 'form'? I'm just kidding. Sometimes you're just awful so I know there must be another side to that coin. | |
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Fauxie said: Imago777 said: I'm too exhuasted to flirt tonight. I'm just ready to dump this kids back off with their parents. But you just wait until I'm back in form little missy. You have 'form'? I'm just kidding. Sometimes you're just awful so I know there must be another side to that coin. True. My coin is flips as needed. You should see my money shots. | |
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Imago777 said: Fauxie said: You have 'form'? I'm just kidding. Sometimes you're just awful so I know there must be another side to that coin. True. My coin is flips as needed. You should see my money shots. Is this still flirting in your eyes, or just irreverent banter? I have this odd feeling that you regard any interaction between us as flirting. | |
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Fauxie said: Imago777 said: True. My coin is flips as needed. You should see my money shots. Is this still flirting in your eyes, or just irreverent banter? I have this odd feeling that you regard any interaction between us as flirting. I'm cracking up over here. | |
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Imago777 said: Fauxie said: Is this still flirting in your eyes, or just irreverent banter? I have this odd feeling that you regard any interaction between us as flirting. I'm cracking up over here. ... [Edited 10/27/05 22:05pm] | |
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Imago777 said: .
I pull up to a stop red light and a lady in a El Clitoro (or whatever the fuck that car is) pulls up beside me. She's wearing what appears to be an acid washed denim shirt (and I'm going to take a wild guess that her jeans are too), her hair is crispy (you know the little buffon tangle that juts out from the forehead in a wild lion mane orgy), and she's smoking a cigeratte (gross ass habbit). I merely glance over at her becuase her window is rolled down and some Tobi Kieth bullshit is playing, and she looks over at me. This is when the situation gets even more comical--She looks at me with this "eat shit you chinc" stare I'm oh-so-familiar with from my days of growing up in Alabama. The light tunrs green and she floors the gas pettle to leave me in the dust. I just started to crack up on the spot and laughed all the way to the book store. I mean, I've been brushed off by georgous women before (and that doesn't bother me so much, becuase they're not my type), but this THING had the audacity to "outshine" me??? Her vagina would probably be likened to a piece of toast after a crowded circle jerk. And I'm not going to let ANYBODY with that kind of a haircut make my asian ass feel like a second class citizen. So Redneck lady, whereever you ware, shine on girl--shine on! . [Edited 10/27/05 21:27pm] what a bitch! you should chased her all the way to the sams club wherehouse where she was going for a uhaul box full of camel cigs and some ground beef and flipped her off. | |
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Here's one redneck the loves you, AB. "A Watcher scoffs at gravity!" | |
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She sounds like she has style.
I sort of have a soft spot for El What-ever they are calleds... If I'm ever back in the states, I'm gonna drive me a lowrider version. | |
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