WHITE WOMEN
First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.
Third date: You get to have sex but only in the missionary position.

IRISH WOMEN
First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.

ITALIAN WOMEN
First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti &
meatballs.
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3-karat
ring.
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of
having sex.
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend.

JEWISH WOMEN
First Date: You get dynamite head.
Second Date: You get more great head.
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.

CHINESE WOMEN
First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing happens
again.
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you already
realized nothing is going to happen.

INDIAN WOMEN
First date: Meet her parents.
Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
Third date: Wedding night.

BLACK WOMEN
First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive
dinner.
Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.

MEXICAN WOMEN
Frst Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, and
have sex in the back of her car.
Second Date: She's pregnant.
Third Date: She moves in. One week later: her mother, father, his
girlfriend, her two sisters, her
brother, all of their kids, her grandma, her father's girlfriend's
mother, her two cousins, her sister's
boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans for
the rest of your life in your
home that used to be nice, but now looks like a home along the Rio
Grande.

The "POINT" ...
DON'T YOU JUST LOVE IRISH WOMEN?

does the same apply to Irish men?



~googlesflightstodublin~

IstenSzek said:

I dunno...but I'm Irish!

at least I get my rent paid...but I wanna drink!!!

I wanna be an irish woman too....

Maybe I've been dating the wrong women....

CarrieLee said:

They forgot the flowers wreath making

That's a funny post and pretty damn accurate in some cases.lol

Irish women aren't white?

What are they, green?

meow85 said:

some are a bit ginger

I'm a mix of all that women and others not listed.

Irish women are the best really

Love it!