PHYSICAL: Chris Webber, makes me NUTS But he put out a whack rap album I'd have to strangle his ass But that smile KILLS ME!!







INTELLECTUAL: Mos Def, makes me nuts physically as well but his personality grew on me first. He's a little serious, a little silly, very creative, very chill... driven, multitalented...






COMPROMISE: Keenan Ivory Wayans - he's got it all: the body, the face, the funny, the drive, seems pretty laid back. I dig him








.
[Edited 11/1/05 1:55am]

At this very moment, as my tastes tend to change, day to day:

Body type: Pharrell. He's small, though I would prefer him a little less muscle-y. I tend to like my guys a titch leaner. It's hard for me to pick an ideal male body; I LOVE a woman's body much much more. As for face, I pick Johnny Depp any day (his clean-cut years).


Personality: Richard Belzer and Weird Al, all mixed together. I love cynical+goofy+intelligent. And eloquent, too!



I'm actually wondering if Jake Gyllenhaal is a good mix between the two. Though he's a little quiet for my taste.

ufoclub said:

Nice list.

brownsugar said:

I found something most likely written by Spats:

OMG!

I forgot someone!!!

The delicious Jeff Goldblum...

applekisses said:

I love his hands!!

Some of my friends just saw him alone at a halloween party in Austin.

CarrieMpls said:

Boris

applekisses said:

yeah i like him too. i like jack black too but you already posted him

minneapolisgenius said:

Funny. I agree with some of that but not all.

1. I don't drink. So i don't want any pretty woman bringing me a beer. Can't stand the taste of it.

2. I don't like going downtown and i don't like them going downtown either. So I don't agree with that.

3. I don't think a woman has to look like that babe in the bikini but she cannot be a plain jane either.

4. As far as the talking part. If that have constantly talk about anything or If she is only into talking about her self and her issues and problems then she can save the drama for her mama. I have my own problems and i would not dump them all over her lap.

5. I like big breasts and i cannot lie. Not too big but not flat chested either. I don't like the teenage boy figures that some women have. No thank you.

i forgot to add this guy



and these two guys

These are my ideal ..intelligent ,gifted ,sexy and fuckable.

Natsume said:

How could I forget him???



He's totally the package. I think.

SHANNA said:

I love him too!

Physical:



Personality:



Compromise:

sag10 said:

I love that he's a "compromise." He's got amazing eyes and cheekbones.

RipHer2Shreds said:

He is really not a compromise, because I just adore him... But I also like Ralph, and Richard..

And Viggo is real.

applekisses said:

OMG he is also a very very good compromise for me.

CarrieMpls said:

Natsume said:

Don't even get me started on the many attributes of Jeff Goldblum!

On the real I just like MEN!
I like em big and brown with a southern drawl like a David Banner type;
I like em small and quiet like a Gael Garcia Bernal type;
I like em tan and blonde like a Brad Pitt type;
I like em rough and ready like Method Man;
I like em kinda round and funny like Jack Black;
I like em quick and wirey like Jet Li;
I like em tall and intellectual like Jeff Goldblum.

I like em average, above average and even a few below average guys have some potential. I like the way men smell, the way they talk, their strengths and their weaknesses. I like the way men hustle and grind. I love going to sleep and feeling safe in the arms of a man. I love waking up and watching the sleeping face of a man. I love watching men interact with each other. I love the deep laughter of men and the way they whisper sweet nothings in my ear.

Did I mention that I love men???
[Edited 11/1/05 23:53pm]

"I love going to sleep and feeling safe in the arms of a man". What is with this insecurity that women have?

Spats said:

How the hell is that being insecure? The comfort of having another person's arms around you, especially someone that you love, makes people of both genders feel safe. If I were a man claiming that I felt safe in my woman's arms you would view me as sensitive and in touch with my feelings. Because I'm a woman I'm chastised for saying that strong male arms give me a feeling of security?? BULLSHIT! That sounds like feminism gone awry!

+



=

No i wouldn't. I have never felt safe in a woman's arms I don't need a woman's arms around me to feel safe. If a person needs that to feel safe then they are insecure.

physical ideal
would be Prince's body. It's lean and muscular but not too muscular. and he's got great thighs and ass!

personality ideal
Artie Lange


he's kinda cute in that pic but...it's an old pic.

Shorty said:

I love Artie! F_ _ _ Jackie!

Ace said:

I know..ain't he the greatest! He doesn't say much but when he does...I'm rollin'! lol You going to sirius? I already got mine!

Shorty said:

Sirius is not available here legally yet (and, when it is, Howard may not be a part of it), so I'm goin' grey-market, baby!