say something stupid.
I know you're more than capable.
I need something stupid now.

I've been everywhere even.

I speak in a nonsense language to my cat.

me: eppa doppa do, sneepy weepy!

cat: meow?

me: shneep doopa be!

cat: yip yow

me: sneepy! eepa doppa do!

and so on.

JasmineFire said:

your cat can say "yip" !!!

charlottegelin said:

All places that have level ground or has even numbers or are fair and balanced?

JasmineFire said:

do you think 'yip yow' means 'you're a nut' in cat language?

charlottegelin said:

sort of. yip was the best translation i had for the actual sound she makes.

littlemissG said:

no! it means, " i love you for saving me from a life on the street eating garbage."

JasmineFire said:

Very possible, but it might mean 'go open some tuna'.

littlemissG said:

knowing her it just might.

I know you people are fighting the urge to let the inner stupid out.
STOP IT!
JUST LET GO!
BETTER HERE THAN AT WORK!
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You can't fool me into doing that. You know the saying: Fool me once, uh, shame on you, but....um...but you can't get fooled again.

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retina said:

But have I fooled you once?
When was that?

littlemissG said:

You mean to say that the saying says that the fool must get fooled by the fooler before the fooling gets foolish?

wait for spats to come online
THEN ask.

retina said:

Exactly!

littlemissG said:

You have me confused now...

We'd better consult one of the sharper knives in the drawer:

http://politicalhumor.abo...olbush.mov

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Something stupid...something stupid....

Umm...."I saw Zelaira in church today"?

TMPletz said:

littlemissG said:

Well, it was either that, or that Althom is the coolest person on the Org.





In either case, I'm only kidding.
[Edited 10/30/05 17:06pm]

JediTodd sleeps with his light saber.

littlemissG said:

TMPletz said:

charlottegelin said:

Yeah, like YOU'D be surprised!

TMPletz said:

I do a light sabre check every night before bed, they are banned from my room because they might accidentally go on and slice up the sheets and mattress, leaving a horrid burnt smell.

charlottegelin said:

I can see where that'd be a hazard. You need to practice your "levitating objects while sleeping" techniques to keep the saber away from such objects and people.

I've got something really stupid to say now:

George Bush

TMPletz said:

easy. this is one thing i'm good at, to me it's like breathing. most people who know me think i'm really dumb because i always say stupid sentences, they think i'm crazy...i'm used to them...i know they're crazy because they think they're perfect..if i follow them i'd feel unhappy and crazy because they don't make sense to me, and then they expect me to make sense to them?...anyway but what they don't know is that i avoid being smart, and that's the trick. I don't have a life, i mean that would spell the beginning of the end for me. I have feelings, but everything inside of me passes by so quickly that before i can express what's on the inside, it's gone too soon...like watching a train go by. like, oh well. another day, another summer. Maybe i'm just lazy, that's what they call me too, a lot. I'm 21 but my intellectual capacity equals that of a 6 year old, well, if i hadn't grown up i'd think i'd still be 6 months old. Emotionally, i'm 78ish, because i'm lazy. I hate it when somebody yells LOOK! LOOK! LOOK! LOOK at me,..... arrgh i jsut hate that because i'm forced to look at them. If i were one on one with that person i'd never look, but when others are around i do.
I feel lonely most of the time, but i like myself just the way i am. I hate the physical world, i'm very spiritual,YUP, on the inside at least, i dream in colors but i don't feel apart of my color dreams. i try not to dream, but every so often i don't mind. Anyway, can i just say this : DID YOU KNOW!
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[Edited 10/30/05 22:42pm]

Cock in a sock!