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I love waking up after a night of drinking, not seeing the girlfriend next to you, and knowing you're in trouble somehow | |
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 AGAIN?? | |
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did you go on a drunken pro-Bush rant again?! | |
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 uh oh...
hun  resolve things now...
hope everything's alright, cuz when a woman's fed up....  | |
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just tell her
"what?! you can't take a joke???" | |
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No More Haters on the Internet. |
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Did you wake up naked? In a g-string? What did you do now!!!!!
M MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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Was her black eye and other bruises just makeup or was that picture taken after you had already gotten drunk? 
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Women are weird. I talked to her about it and I still don't know what I did wrong.  | |
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not good DOOK Say it's just a dream...
U open up ur eyes and come 2 realize u simply imagined this So u lean over and give her a kiss Here on earth, here on earth, with u it's not so bad Here on earth, here on earth eye don't feel so sad Stay right here |
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That has happened to me many times. I am a very forgetful drunk. I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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Natsume said: That has happened to me many times. I am a very forgetful drunk.
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TMPletz said: Natsume said: That has happened to me many times. I am a very forgetful drunk.
 I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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What's worse is waking up after a night of drinking, not seeing the girlfriend next to you, but finding her arm gnawed off & under your head! That's when I know I'm really in trouble. | |
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Illustrator said: What's worse is waking up after a night of drinking, not seeing the girlfriend next to you, but finding her arm gnawed off & under your head! That's when I know I'm really in trouble.
I'll take your word for it. | |
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TMPletz said: Illustrator said: What's worse is waking up after a night of drinking, not seeing the girlfriend next to you, but finding her arm gnawed off & under your head! That's when I know I'm really in trouble.
I'll take your word for it. Guess you never heard of 'coyote ugly'. | |
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