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Dayumm!!! 
This site keeps trippin'!!!  [Edited 10/29/05 5:09am] | |
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AND NOW.....FOR THE.....#1 SMART ASS ANSWER OF THE YEAR 2005....
A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!" A smart ass guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?" The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles knowingly at the student, shakes her head and sweetly says "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."  | |
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| Good One!! | |
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yup, youre right, it was worth the wait. One of the best days of my life... http://prince.org/msg/100/291111
love is a gift 
an artist with no fans is really just a man with a hobby.... | |
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Bada Bing!!! Good One... | |
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I'm firmly planted in denial |
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