Things would be so much simpler if people all wore T-shirts that said:
"single but looking", "not interested", "stupid but good in bed", etc.

Say you could have 5 helpful t-shirts that you would change throughout your day to suit your moods and let people know who/what/why you are?

"Average looking but have a big penis"

althom said:

people CAN make up their own minds about appearance

on the front:

"My man thinks I'm beautiful..."


on the back:

"So fuck you!"

On the front "World Champs!"
On the back "White Sox".

"Hopeless Romantic"

"You Better Like Coke"

"I'm Thinking Too Much"

"I'm A Lot Like Your Bra: Supportive And Close To Your Heart"

"Take A Chance...I Promise I'll Be Worth It"

Byron said:

you would win a lot of admiring glances with a couple of these

the bra one reminds me of "the sheepdog bra: rounds them up and points them in the right direction"

althom said:

I think you're confusing this with the "what would it say on althom's ex-girlfriend's T-shirt" thread.

Mine would be: (as worn throughout the day)
"Don't talk to me I haven't eaten yet"
"smile at me, I keep forgetting to!"
"these kids aren't mine, especially if they're not meant to touch that"
"jump my bones "
"I am asleep now, don't touch me"

"Give me the coffee and no one gets hurt"

"Chocolate is the answer, who cares what the question was."

Byron said:

althom said:

!!!

SammiJ said:

I think he deserves that brick for those comments.

althom said:

I need one like this!

charlottegelin said:

Nice boobs.

"I like your girlfriend"

"I used to live with my MOM until I was 24"

"Industrial music is for losers"

"ant-zen"

"Don't expect any sense out of me until after my second coffee"

"2 coffees down, fire away"

"Beer anyone?"

"I hate T Shirts with slogans"

" "

althom said:

I knew it!

Just because I'm moody doesn't mean you're not irritating.

'Moody-Chick Magnet'

Novabreaker said:

too funny

I have a t-shirt that says:

"My mother told me to pick the best and you are not it!"

I actually have a shirt that says "Doesn't play well with others"

DeepChic said:

"touch them,there real"

"beauty and brains, dont be jealous"