1. why do female characters fight crome in bikinis and high heel boots? why do men wear capes?

2. if villains know where superheroes live (titans tower, avengers mansion, hall of justice)..why don't they just bomb the place at 3 am?

3. how do superheroes get paid? do they get overtime/ night differential pay?

4. why don't superheroes run into each other more often? 95% of them are based in NYC, so you would think they'd be stepping over each other.

5. is wonder woman actually invisible when she flies the invisible jet, or do you just see her sitting down in the sky? (see the new family guy dvd for a hilarious take on this)

6. how does batman's batarang always know when to curve around a hook?

1. why do female characters fight crime in bikinis and high heel boots?

Because it's sexy!

why do men wear capes?

To be able to hide their hard-ons when they see the female superheroes.

2. if villains know where superheroes live (titans tower, avengers mansion, hall of justice)..why don't they just bomb the place at 3 am?

Villains need to sleep too!

3. how do superheroes get paid? do they get overtime/ night differential pay?

They're all very wealthy and "eccentric". Why else would they strut around in tights?

4. why don't superheroes run into each other more often? 95% of them are based in NYC, so you would think they'd be stepping over each other.

They do. Why do you think new superheroes pop up all the time? That's right; superhero hanky panky on the rooftops results in super kids.

5. is wonder woman actually invisible when she flies the invisible jet, or do you just see her sitting down in the sky?

Why do you think she's called wonder woman? It's her special power to keep you wondering!

6. how does batman's batarang always know when to curve around a hook?

It's just like Batman: completely straight...but only to a certain point.

1. why do female characters fight crome in bikinis and high heel boots?
What better way to get horny teenagers to buy your comics?

why do men wear capes?
Capes are not a strict men thing. There are women who have capes, too. Most are drawn without capes, however, to show off their sexy form.

2. if villains know where superheroes live (titans tower, avengers mansion, hall of justice)..why don't they just bomb the place at 3 am?
They know where they meet, but they don't know their secret identities and where those identities live.


3. how do superheroes get paid? do they get overtime/ night differential pay?
Superheroes make their money through their secret identities. Reporters, photographers, lawyers, etc.

4. why don't superheroes run into each other more often? 95% of them are based in NYC, so you would think they'd be stepping over each other.
Copyright violations.

5. is wonder woman actually invisible when she flies the invisible jet, or do you just see her sitting down in the sky? (see the new family guy dvd for a hilarious take on this)
In "Superfriends", she was seen sitting in the outline of her jet.

6. how does batman's batarang always know when to curve around a hook?
Skill.

7. Brightly colored underwear worn outside the tights; is there anything more gay?

8. In this day & age of Micheal Jackson trials, why are we still allowing Batman any more Robins?

9. The Thing's thing...?

7. Brightly colored underwear worn outside the tights; is there anything more gay?
I don't have an answer for that one

8. In this day & age of Micheal Jackson trials, why are we still allowing Batman any more Robins?
In the end they all end up disliking him, too. Kinda like the Catholic priest with his alterboys.

9. The Thing's thing...?
Hard as a rock. Wait, it probably IS a rock.

meltwithu said:

Anyone else remember when the Defenders had that membership drive!