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Ummmmm.......apparently "Zim's Crack Cream" isn't for your crack...hmmm.... So I heard a commercial for "Zim's Crack Cream" on the radio and I almost died laughing. It's a real product apparently. You can use it on other places other than your crack. 
http://www.crackcreme.com/ 
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Try it on your mouth!  | |
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althom said: Try it on your mouth!
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ReturnOfDOOK said: althom said: Try it on your mouth!
That wasn't the reaction I was expecting actually.  | |
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ReturnOfDOOK said: So I heard a commercial for "Zim's Crack Cream" on the radio and I almost died laughing. It's a real product apparently. You can use it on other places other than your crack.
http://www.crackcreme.com/
this is good for dry, cracked heels, or cracked lips..... Say it's just a dream...
U open up ur eyes and come 2 realize u simply imagined this So u lean over and give her a kiss Here on earth, here on earth, with u it's not so bad Here on earth, here on earth eye don't feel so sad Stay right here |
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amorbella said: ReturnOfDOOK said: So I heard a commercial for "Zim's Crack Cream" on the radio and I almost died laughing. It's a real product apparently. You can use it on other places other than your crack.
http://www.crackcreme.com/
this is good for dry, cracked heels, or cracked lips..... | |
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lol dookie... and wouldn't you know it? i have some   She couldn't stop crying 'cause she knew he was gone to stay | |
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emm said: lol dookie... and wouldn't you know it? i have some
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i can send it to you if you like 
i didn't really care for it. udder cream works better  She couldn't stop crying 'cause she knew he was gone to stay | |
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emm said: i can rub it on you if you like
You better work your cream on my udders.  | |
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i should edit my post so it says exactly that  She couldn't stop crying 'cause she knew he was gone to stay | |
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