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Doctor A doctor at an insane asylum decided to take his patients to a baseball
game. For weeks in advance, he coached his patients to respond to his commands. When the day of the game arrived, everything went quite well. As the National Anthem started, the doctor yelled,"Up Nuts," and the patients complied by standing up. After the anthem, he yelled, "Down Nuts," and they all sat back down in their seats. After a home run was hit, the doctor yelled, "Cheer Nuts". They all broke out into applause and cheered. When the umpire made a particularly bad call against the star of the home team, the Doctor yelled, "Booooo Nuts," and they all started booing and cat calling. Comfortable with their response, the doctor decided to go get a beer and a hot dog, leaving his assistant in charge. When he returned, there was a riot in progress. Finding his tizzied assistant, the doctor asked, "What in the world happened?" The assistant replied, "Well everything was going just fine until this guy walked by and yelled, "PEANUTS!"  | |
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That would have been funny if I hadn't seen the punchline coming already in the fourth sentence...
I liked the one with the drunk husband coming home and talking to his wife in his sleep though. It was you that posted that, right? With that, I actually managed to cheer up a friend who was feeling down.  | |
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retina said: That would have been funny if I hadn't seen the punchline coming already in the fourth sentence...
I liked the one with the drunk husband coming home and talking to his wife in his sleep though. It was you that posted that, right? With that, I actually managed to cheer up a friend who was feeling down. Glad to be of help.. 
But I can't take credit for this one posted... A fellow orger gave me permission to post it.... | |
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funkpill said: A doctor at an insane asylum decided to take his patients to a baseball game.
That sentence right there immediately reminded me of "The Dream Team". 
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TMPletz said: funkpill said: A doctor at an insane asylum decided to take his patients to a baseball game.
That sentence right there immediately reminded me of "The Dream Team".
This whole story has reminded my of an actual incident that happened in an african country (forget which one) where the bus driver nodded off at a toilet break, and all the mental patients he was transporting all went missing. Panicking and afraid of losing his job he let a whole stack of civilians board the bus thinking it was an ordinary bus. He took this busload back to the institute. Nobody at the hospital listened to the vehement denials of the passengers that they were "not mad"! | |
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charlottegelin said: This whole story has reminded my of an actual incident that happened in an african country (forget which one) where the bus driver nodded off at a toilet break, and all the mental patients he was transporting all went missing. Panicking and afraid of losing his job he let a whole stack of civilians board the bus thinking it was an ordinary bus. He took this busload back to the institute. Nobody at the hospital listened to the vehement denials of the passengers that they were "not mad"!
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charlottegelin said: TMPletz said: That sentence right there immediately reminded me of "The Dream Team".
This whole story has reminded my of an actual incident that happened in an african country (forget which one) where the bus driver nodded off at a toilet break, and all the mental patients he was transporting all went missing. Panicking and afraid of losing his job he let a whole stack of civilians board the bus thinking it was an ordinary bus. He took this busload back to the institute. Nobody at the hospital listened to the vehement denials of the passengers that they were "not mad"! Too funny...
And scary too.... [Edited 10/26/05 16:57pm] | |
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| Nice one! | |
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Oh. I thought this was going to be about Doctor Who.
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BinaryJustin said: Oh. I thought this was going to be about Doctor Who.
[Edited 10/27/05 18:12pm] | |
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TMPletz said: BinaryJustin said: Oh. I thought this was going to be about Doctor Who.
[Edited 10/27/05 18:12pm] Oh God! Romana! | |
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charlottegelin said: TMPletz said:
[Edited 10/27/05 18:12pm] Oh God! Romana!So do you like the first or second Romana better?  | |
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TMPletz said: So do you like the first or second Romana better?
The first! But I prefer Rose above all other assistants - ever! 
Don't you think that Billie Piper looks like jillybean? | |
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