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Thread started 10/29/05 12:49pm

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How to Be an 80s Funk Star?

Here's How:

1.Long hair needs a quality Jeri curl for that sexy, spiraled look. Short hair needs to be straightened and styled with a debonair flair.
2.Satin clothing is preferred in colors such as purple, red, black and white.
3.High heeled boots will make your dancing and spinning on-stage easier. 4.Long "pirate" coats and skinny pants will look nice against frilly high neck shirts.
5.If you are a man, get yourself some hot chicks who can play drums or keyboards on-stage while wearing lingerie.
6.If you are a woman, wear lots of trashy lingerie including mesh, lace, chiffon, fishnet stockings and garters.
7.Be sure to spend plenty of time choreographing your performances. If your band can not dance, get a new band.
8.Lace scarves worn around your head and over one eye will give you a mysterious look. Alternatively, this look can be achieved with black, tie-on Zoro masks.
9.Fingerless lace gloves are always a perfect accessory for men and women.
If you play guitar, have oddly shaped custom ones built!
10.Accessories are critical. Think lavish and opulent. Brooches, pendants and gold chains are de rigeur.
11.A cocky, sexy swagger will always help you win over the ladies.
12.Black eyeliner and lip gloss will give your eyes definition and your lips an "oh-so-kissable" appeal.
13.Be sure that you have at least one song with panting and moaning in the background.
14.Remember, even if half of your music is about sex, it is God himself you have to thank for your musical gifts.


Tips:

1.Your image is essential, and everyone knows it. You are one SEX-Y mutha!
2.Sensitive and sexy is what you strive for.

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Reply #1 posted 10/29/05 1:09pm

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Your Name must Be PRINCE and Then You are The WINNER...
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Zelaira said:

Your Name must Be PRINCE and Then You are The WINNER...


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