SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Rhondab said:

Its clear that while Ace was trying to be a smart ass and thinking I was responding to his comment about SEX, he missed that I was vomiting over someone wanted to a skeleton.

the dickie'll make most men do anything. My ex f-d a pumpkin once

IstenSzek said:

Rhondab said:

I'm really starting to worry about you and these damn men you date.

that's not just supa's men, i once caught one of my ex's with a cucumber up his back porch

AnotherLoverToo said:

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

the dickie'll make most men do anything. My ex f-d a pumpkin once

I looooove your stories, Supes!

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

IstenSzek said:

that's not just supa's men, i once caught one of my ex's with a cucumber up his back porch

You need to service your man more often

And mine never did that when he was with me. I was enough!

IstenSzek said:

I like these type of women that look like they'd cut
your throat for the last cigarette. Women who might,
in the right circumstances, be expected to squat and
take a pee in the gutter or take off their underwear
in an ice cream parlor whilst deciding what coupe to
get.

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

AnotherLoverToo said:

I looooove your stories, Supes!

You should have seen him retelling that story. You mighta thought he was talking about his first love I was like and his eyes were glazed over reminiscing about cleaning the pumpkin for halloween and feeling the slime thinkin...this might feel good on my wiener. He said he did it to completion

IstenSzek said:

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

You need to service your man more often

And mine never did that when he was with me. I was enough!

ok, so I caught my ex with a 1,5 ft gurkin up his rectum and somehow that still manages to make ME look bad

CarrieLee said:

IstenSzek said:

I like these type of women that look like they'd cut
your throat for the last cigarette. Women who might,
in the right circumstances, be expected to squat and
take a pee in the gutter or take off their underwear
in an ice cream parlor whilst deciding what coupe to
get.

I'm glad somebody likes that. I squat in a parking lot and I get hell for it around here

AnotherLoverToo said:

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

You should have seen him retelling that story. You mighta thought he was talking about his first love I was like and his eyes were glazed over reminiscing about cleaning the pumpkin for halloween and feeling the slime thinkin...this might feel good on my wiener. He said he did it to completion

If we only knew all of the places/objects/people our exes jismed on, I think we'd be ill for days.

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

IstenSzek said:

ok, so I caught my ex with a 1,5 ft gurkin up his rectum and somehow that still manages to make ME look bad

If he had your gurkin, he might not have turned to another

IstenSzek said:

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

If he had your gurkin, he might not have turned to another

the whole point being he said my gurkin was too big (which it is not, it is
of nominal proportionate size) and then I come home to find him with a small
branch of SainsBurry lodged up his back passage.

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

IstenSzek said:

ok, so I caught my ex with a 1,5 ft gurkin up his rectum and somehow that still manages to make ME look bad

If he had your gurkin, he might not have turned to another

AnotherLoverToo said:

Ace said:

CarrieLee said:

IstenSzek said:

I like these type of women that look like they'd cut
your throat for the last cigarette. Women who might,
in the right circumstances, be expected to squat and
take a pee in the gutter or take off their underwear
in an ice cream parlor whilst deciding what coupe to
get.

I'm glad somebody likes that. I squat in a parking lot and I get hell for it around here

Ace said:

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Ace said:

Don't know where you got that from. I'm 5'10.

I'm 5 10 1/2 and some people call me short. 5'10" is not short!

AnotherLoverToo said:

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

I'm 5 10 1/2 and some people call me short. 5'10" is not short!

Yeah, but height and weight/body size and very different things. You are built small, and I always pictured Ace as built similarly.

AnotherLoverToo said:

Ace said:

Don't know where you got that from. I'm 5'10.

So, you're average height. For some reason, I always thought you were lean in a muscular-stringy sort of way.

Ace said:

AnotherLoverToo said:

So, you're average height. For some reason, I always thought you were lean in a muscular-stringy sort of way.

Yes, I am lean. I've been told I'm in a Jude Law sort of ballpark, but more muscular. But enough about me, bring on the pics of Natalie!

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Ace said:

Yes, I am lean. I've been told I'm in a Jude Law sort of ballpark, but more muscular. But enough about me, bring on the pics of Natalie!

I like talking about your muscles Keep going!

Lleena said:

This thread could use some nourishment and I have taken it upon myself to feed it.

Ace said:

Lleena said:

Ace said:

Lleena said:

She does look emaciated though.

It's no this:



But I wouldn't kick her out of bed for not eating crackers.