She's so adorable, I could plotz :

Ace said:

I hope that means to feed her introveniously with a high-calorie liquid diet.

Does anyone have her mailing address? I'd like to mail her a sandwich.

applekisses said:

ReturnOfDOOK said:

Natalie Portman
Ace's Place
Toronto, Canada

She prefers something low-carb.

Ace said:

she needs all the carbs, fat and sugar she can get....

Rhondab said:

someone could easily mistake her for a 10 year old boy from behind
and i like nat, but she's lost quite a lot recently
and she doesn't look too great in those blender pix....
she looks drastically different

Ace said:

Does she sleep in the small space under your bed? Or, do you hide her in the tight spot behind the refrigerator?

Rhondab said:

I'm starting to get the impression you feel she is too thin.

ReturnOfDOOK said:

I'd like to hide something in her tight spot.

Ace said:

i don't think it's as tight as u'd like 2 think it is

SammiJ said:

While there are exceptions to every rule, based on my experience, I would bet the house that it is indeed quite tight.

Ace said:

ok...now i'mma go vomit...

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

Ace said:

I thought she looked like a dog in the star wars movies but when she did "closer" I was like What a freakin babe!

Rhondab said:

Hey, Sammi went there first - I was just responding. But you're right...sex is a dirty, disgusting thing and we should never talk about the details of it. Certainly the musician to whom this site is devoted never did.

Rhondab said:

...and I'm sure the "tightness" has nothing to do with the fact that she's wasting away and her skin is pulling more taught across her skeleton.

applekisses said:

I'm starting to get the impression you feel she is too thin.

Ace said:

I still think it's a damn shame she turned down the lead role in
Adrian Lyne's 1997 remake of "Lolita".

Dominique Swain was horrible in that movie and I kept thinking,
-Portman would have been THE perfect Lolita.

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

It is acclaimed this is Natalie's best look.

Ace said:

Much better than that magazine cover. She's lookin crack whorish there

applekisses said:

Its clear that while Ace was trying to be a smart ass and thinking I was responding to his comment about SEX, he missed that I was vomiting over someone wanting to a skeleton.
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Rhondab said:

the dickie'll make most men do anything. My ex f-d a pumpkin once

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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

I'm really starting to worry about you and these damn men you date.

applekisses said:

imagine what she would look like without her wig.....

In Ace's defense, I seem to recall that he is a physically small guy himself (NOT talkin' bout the dick, don't know bout dat!), and that he likes the whole dominant/submissive thing, where he plays the Dom, so it makes sense that he would find women with her build more attractive.

Rhondab said:

that's not just supa's men, i once caught one of my ex's with a cucumber up his back porch