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PrintableMach said:  i got the music in me i got the music in me i got the music ...IN MEEEEE
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TheRealFiness said: Mach said: i got the music in me i got the music in me i got the music ...IN MEEEEE
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It gives new meaning to the phrase:
 Call me... again... again...and again...VOTE....EARLY | |
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SHE COULD HAVE BEEN ELECTRICUTED!! | |
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Talk about Pussy Control.....can you hear me now?
M MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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Anxiety said: muirdo said: what the hell did the last comment on that article say???
roughly translated, i think the person was saying that if the phone gets used again, it should be washed first.  no, i think it says that he would throw it away. i can't believe she's going to use the phone again.  nastynastynasty | |
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Anxiety said: BinaryJustin said: I'M ON THE PHONE! let me know when you get off! 
 both of you
i don't wanna know how she realized she could take a cell phone up her twat   She couldn't stop crying 'cause she knew he was gone to stay | |
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emm said: Anxiety said: let me know when you get off!
both of you
i don't wanna know how she realized she could take a cell phone up her twat The sad part was that it was a really old phone, like the ones in the 80's. You know which ones I'm talking about? 
M [Edited 10/25/05 15:35pm] MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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Here's the (very graphic, not 4 weak stomachs) link:
http://bjsextremesex.com/...phone7.jpg | |
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TMPletz said: Is that "newspaper" something like the Weekly World News?
 Hey, all that stuff is true pal. 
Well, at least the Cheney story. 
tA  Tribal Disorder
http://www.soundclick.com...dID=182431 "Ya see, we're not interested in what you know...but what you are willing to learn. C'mon y'all." | |
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Anxiety said: when asked to comment, the woman said "damn telemarketers!"
 telemarketers, bill collectors and fanatics Christian Zombie Vampires | |
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BinaryJustin said: 2the9s said: Man, that gives a whole new meaning to the phrase...ummm...errr.
I got nothin.  I'M ON THE PHONE!  Holy Crap That was quite excellent!Christian Zombie Vampires | |
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IstenSzek said: why oh why would you reach into some strangers' vagina to retrieve your phone?
i woulda probably slapped her into pushing it out, but i most certainly would not have reached up and taken my phone outa that piñana myself that's because you're gay dear.  Christian Zombie Vampires | |
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Anxiety said: IstenSzek said: why oh why would you reach into some strangers' vagina to retrieve your phone?
i woulda probably slapped her into pushing it out, but i most certainly would not have reached up and taken my phone outa that piñana myself i just think it's cool that she could pick up a signal in her hoo-hoo. Christian Zombie Vampires | |
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this thread = !Christian Zombie Vampires | |
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TheRealFiness said: New from Cingular... the new Pussyphone
free anytime clitminutes wherever you call. clitminutes | |
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Imagine if it had a ring tone like "kung fu fighting" Now THAT would have been hilarious. Christian Zombie Vampires | |
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superspaceboy said: Anxiety said: when asked to comment, the woman said "damn telemarketers!"
telemarketers, bill collectors and fanatics y'mean prince was tryin to give that poor woman a booty call when her coochiecell went off? | |
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superspaceboy said: Imagine if it had a ring tone like "kung fu fighting" Now THAT would have been hilarious.
In what sense? | |
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DiminutiveRocker said: It gives new meaning to the phrase:
Call me... again... again...and again...Or reach out and touch someone! Christian Zombie Vampires | |
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2the9s said: superspaceboy said: Imagine if it had a ring tone like "kung fu fighting" Now THAT would have been hilarious.
In what sense? In the sense that you're an idiot!  [Edited 10/25/05 17:58pm] Christian Zombie Vampires | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: TheRealFiness said: New from Cingular... the new Pussyphone
free anytime clitminutes wherever you call. clitminutes I'm sorry but my pussy is has free roaming Christian Zombie Vampires | |
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It's a shame it wasn't on auto answer .... 
  I have a firm grip on reality...Maybe just not this reality  |
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Steadwood said: It's a shame it wasn't on auto answer ....
 "sorry, but the phone is in my cooch right now..." | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: Steadwood said: It's a shame it wasn't on auto answer ....
"sorry, but the phone is in my cooch right now..."
M MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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superspaceboy said: Handclapsfingasnapz said: clitminutes I'm sorry but my pussy is has free roaming Mine has Call-Masturbating. M MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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thescandalouslife said:
Only in Jamaica! My peoples are crazy motherfuckers! we iz...we iz...
for those of you who DON'T know...the man @ the end of the article was speaking in patois...NOT "jamaican".... PATOIS. | |
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SammiJ said: thescandalouslife said:
Only in Jamaica! My peoples are crazy motherfuckers! we iz...we iz...
for those of you who DON'T know...the man @ the end of the article was speaking in patois...NOT "jamaican".... PATOIS. You're Jamaican, too?!? | |
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thescandalouslife said: SammiJ said: we iz...we iz...
for those of you who DON'T know...the man @ the end of the article was speaking in patois...NOT "jamaican".... PATOIS. You're Jamaican, too?!?
not born n raised but parents are | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: The sad part was that it was a really old phone, like the ones in the 80's. You know which ones I'm talking about?
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