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Stolen phone rings in woman's vagina!!  | |
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Mi nuh wan' dat deh phone fi use again, mi would a dash it weh.
I couldn't have said it better myself.  | |
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Good job the phone wasn't on vibrate.
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when asked to comment, the woman said "damn telemarketers!"  | |
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Man, that gives a whole new meaning to the phrase...ummm...errr.
I got nothin.  | |
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2the9s said: Man, that gives a whole new meaning to the phrase...ummm...errr.
I got nothin. I'M ON THE PHONE!  | |
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BinaryJustin said: 2the9s said: Man, that gives a whole new meaning to the phrase...ummm...errr.
I got nothin. I'M ON THE PHONE! let me know when you get off! | |
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Anxiety said: let me know when you get off!
Anytime you wanna place a trunk call, give me a bell. | |
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BinaryJustin said: Anxiety said: let me know when you get off!
Anytime you wanna place a trunk call, give me a bell. as long as i can let my fingers do the walking! | |
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New from Cingular... the new Pussyphone
free anytime clitminutes wherever you call. | |
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TheRealFiness said: New from Cingular... the new Pussyphone
free anytime clitminutes wherever you call. i hear its hands-free functionality is very popular. | |
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Anxiety said: TheRealFiness said: New from Cingular... the new Pussyphone
free anytime clitminutes wherever you call. i hear its hands-free functionality is very popular. and it has blue tooth technology | |
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Anxiety said: TheRealFiness said: New from Cingular... the new Pussyphone
free anytime clitminutes wherever you call. i hear its hands-free functionality is very popular. and it stays on constant vibrate mode | |
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why oh why would you reach into some strangers' vagina to retrieve your phone?
i woulda probably slapped her into pushing it out, but i most certainly would not have reached up and taken my phone outa that piñana myself  and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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IstenSzek said: why oh why would you reach into some strangers' vagina to retrieve your phone?
i woulda probably slapped her into pushing it out, but i most certainly would not have reached up and taken my phone outa that piñana myself i just think it's cool that she could pick up a signal in her hoo-hoo. | |
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IstenSzek said: why oh why would you reach into some strangers' vagina to retrieve your phone?
i woulda probably slapped her into pushing it out, but i most certainly would not have reached up and taken my phone outa that piñana myself SERENITY NOW! | |
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Talk about a gift that keeps on giving. | |
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applekisses said: IstenSzek said: why oh why would you reach into some strangers' vagina to retrieve your phone?
i woulda probably slapped her into pushing it out, but i most certainly would not have reached up and taken my phone outa that piñana myself SERENITY NOW! Festivus for the rest of us? | |
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TheRealFiness said: applekisses said: SERENITY NOW! Festivus for the rest of us? or at the very least, a party in your pants. | |
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what the hell did the last comment on that article say??? Fuck the funk - it's time to ditch the worn-out Vegas horns fills, pick up the geee-tar and finally ROCK THE MUTHA-FUCKER!! He hinted at this on Chaos, now it's time to step up and fully DELIVER!!
KrystleEyes 22/03/05 | |
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muirdo said: what the hell did the last comment on that article say???
roughly translated, i think the person was saying that if the phone gets used again, it should be washed first. | |
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Anxiety said: TheRealFiness said: Festivus for the rest of us? or at the very least, a party in your pants. pants party | |
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applekisses said: IstenSzek said: why oh why would you reach into some strangers' vagina to retrieve your phone?
i woulda probably slapped her into pushing it out, but i most certainly would not have reached up and taken my phone outa that piñana myself SERENITY NOW!
well it does sound like one of my "serenity now" stories  and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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IstenSzek said: applekisses said: SERENITY NOW!
well it does sound like one of my "serenity now" stories Holy pigeon shit i totally forgot about those.. LOL i loved the one about the bad little kid. Lmao | |
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TheRealFiness said: IstenSzek said:
well it does sound like one of my "serenity now" stories Holy pigeon shit i totally forgot about those.. LOL i loved the one about the bad little kid. Lmao ah yeah, lol @ the  kid
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Is that "newspaper" something like the Weekly World News?
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