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PrintableSpats said: Boy, you really have in for me. What have i ever done to you?
just don't agree with most of what u say that's all  | |
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For love. | |
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i have to feel loved by somebody other than family... I will forever love and miss you...my sweet Prince. | |
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Spats said: I live in Canada,Bob. Toronto to be exact. The dating scene up here is terrible. Is it to much to ask for a Pretty Blonde, who is availible, who is feminine, who has a nice body, Who is not needy/insecure, who does not smoke, who has good table manners, who does not nag, who is not too romantic, who is not self obsorbed, and who does not believe in the traditional gender roles. I don't think i am asking for much.
Don't forget - she must be happy to be relagated to "HAWT CHICK"  ... & she better not wanna cuddle afterward either    I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it | |
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Yeah, i forgot that one. Come on, the things i mentioned that i want are not unreasonable.
1.I am a sucker for pretty blondes, and i keep coming across some that are always taken so they have to be single. 2. you don't want a butch girl so she has to be very feminine. 3.I like boobs and the hour glass type figure and women who are in good shape. 4.I can't stand women who are needy and insecure. I have enough things to deal with in my life, i don't need that headache. They usually have daddy issues. 5.A smoker is definately out. Second hand smoke kills and i don't want lung cancer because of someone elses bad habit. 6. It's not unreasonable to want someone who does not eat like a pig. Talking with your mouth full is totally gross. 7. Who likes a nag? Nobody. 8. No sappy romantics. I just can't get into that. I don't leave little notes around or write love letters and i don't like holding hands in public. If the woman is not needy and insecure she won't need that. 9. No self obsorbed women. I meet so many that only want to talk about themselves and are only happy when the subject is themselves. If you aren't asking them questions about themselves they get upset. Get over yourself. 10. the gender role things is very important. There are millions of women who want the guy to do everything. The asking out, making the first move, all of it. I want a woman who will do that stuff. If i were to ever get married, she would have to do the proposing. 11. Women who talk to much i can't stand. Some women feel that there can't be any pauses or silence when you are with someone else. They feel they have to be always filling it up with talk. And if you don't they think there is something wrong with you or they say "You don't talk much do you?" And think to myself "Not as much as you, Motormouth." I know a pretty blond that has the qualities i want and doesn't have the annoying qualites but she does not appear interested. Damn. | |
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Spats said: Yeah, i forgot that one. Come on, the things i mentioned that i want are not unreasonable.
1.I am a sucker for pretty blondes, and i keep coming across some that are always taken so they have to be single. 2. you don't want a butch girl so she has to be very feminine. 3.I like boobs and the hour glass type figure and women who are in good shape. 4.I can't stand women who are needy and insecure. I have enough things to deal with in my life, i don't need that headache. They usually have daddy issues. 5.A smoker is definately out. Second hand smoke kills and i don't want lung cancer because of someone elses bad habit. 6. It's not unreasonable to want someone who does not eat like a pig. Talking with your mouth full is totally gross. 7. Who likes a nag? Nobody. 8. No sappy romantics. I just can't get into that. I don't leave little notes around or write love letters and i don't like holding hands in public. If the woman is not needy and insecure she won't need that. 9. No self obsorbed women. I meet so many that only want to talk about themselves and are only happy when the subject is themselves. If you aren't asking them questions about themselves they get upset. Get over yourself. 10. the gender role things is very important. There are millions of women who want the guy to do everything. The asking out, making the first move, all of it. I want a woman who will do that stuff. If i were to ever get married, she would have to do the proposing. 11. Women who talk to much i can't stand. Some women feel that there can't be any pauses or silence when you are with someone else. They feel they have to be always filling it up with talk. And if you don't they think there is something wrong with you or they say "You don't talk much do you?" And think to myself "Not as much as you, Motormouth." I know a pretty blond that has the qualities i want and doesn't have the annoying qualites but she does not appear interested. Damn. You need a robot  | |
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shausler said: because
like with alcohol, we tend to forget the hangover
That could be it right there! | |
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Spats said: I live in Canada,Bob. Toronto to be exact. The dating scene up here is terrible. Is it to much to ask for a Pretty Blonde, who is availible, who is feminine, who has a nice body, Who is not needy/insecure, who does not smoke, who has good table manners, who does not nag, who is not too romantic, who is not self obsorbed, and who does not believe in the traditional gender roles. I don't think i am asking for much.
My boyfriend just said "Yeah right, dude"  | |
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Spats said: Yeah, i forgot that one. Come on, the things i mentioned that i want are not unreasonable.
1.I am a sucker for pretty blondes, and i keep coming across some that are always taken so they have to be single. 2. you don't want a butch girl so she has to be very feminine. 3.I like boobs and the hour glass type figure and women who are in good shape. 4.I can't stand women who are needy and insecure. I have enough things to deal with in my life, i don't need that headache. They usually have daddy issues. 5.A smoker is definately out. Second hand smoke kills and i don't want lung cancer because of someone elses bad habit. 6. It's not unreasonable to want someone who does not eat like a pig. Talking with your mouth full is totally gross. 7. Who likes a nag? Nobody. 8. No sappy romantics. I just can't get into that. I don't leave little notes around or write love letters and i don't like holding hands in public. If the woman is not needy and insecure she won't need that. 9. No self obsorbed women. I meet so many that only want to talk about themselves and are only happy when the subject is themselves. If you aren't asking them questions about themselves they get upset. Get over yourself. 10. the gender role things is very important. There are millions of women who want the guy to do everything. The asking out, making the first move, all of it. I want a woman who will do that stuff. If i were to ever get married, she would have to do the proposing. 11. Women who talk to much i can't stand. Some women feel that there can't be any pauses or silence when you are with someone else. They feel they have to be always filling it up with talk. And if you don't they think there is something wrong with you or they say "You don't talk much do you?" And think to myself "Not as much as you, Motormouth." I know a pretty blond that has the qualities i want and doesn't have the annoying qualites but she does not appear interested. Damn. You need to post your picture right now. I need to see what you look like to find out why you're not getting what you want. | |
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applekisses said: Spats said: Yeah, i forgot that one. Come on, the things i mentioned that i want are not unreasonable.
1.I am a sucker for pretty blondes, and i keep coming across some that are always taken so they have to be single. 2. you don't want a butch girl so she has to be very feminine. 3.I like boobs and the hour glass type figure and women who are in good shape. 4.I can't stand women who are needy and insecure. I have enough things to deal with in my life, i don't need that headache. They usually have daddy issues. 5.A smoker is definately out. Second hand smoke kills and i don't want lung cancer because of someone elses bad habit. 6. It's not unreasonable to want someone who does not eat like a pig. Talking with your mouth full is totally gross. 7. Who likes a nag? Nobody. 8. No sappy romantics. I just can't get into that. I don't leave little notes around or write love letters and i don't like holding hands in public. If the woman is not needy and insecure she won't need that. 9. No self obsorbed women. I meet so many that only want to talk about themselves and are only happy when the subject is themselves. If you aren't asking them questions about themselves they get upset. Get over yourself. 10. the gender role things is very important. There are millions of women who want the guy to do everything. The asking out, making the first move, all of it. I want a woman who will do that stuff. If i were to ever get married, she would have to do the proposing. 11. Women who talk to much i can't stand. Some women feel that there can't be any pauses or silence when you are with someone else. They feel they have to be always filling it up with talk. And if you don't they think there is something wrong with you or they say "You don't talk much do you?" And think to myself "Not as much as you, Motormouth." I know a pretty blond that has the qualities i want and doesn't have the annoying qualites but she does not appear interested. Damn. You need a robot or a blowup doll  | |
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Spats said: If i were to ever get married, she would have to do the proposing.
 And then you can resent her for it later. | |
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Spats said: I know a pretty blond that has the qualities i want and doesn't have the annoying qualites but she does not appear interested. Damn.
 You don't say? Go figure... | |
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I am now avoiding any kind of romance or relationship after breaking up last thenksgiving. I take it too deeply, and then... there goes my health and al the other aspects of enjoying life.
But of course... I still have glimmers of hope.... there was one.... years in the making.... that got crushed last weekend. No more! I'll be like... Grizzly Adams. My art book: http://www.lulu.com/spotl...ecomicskid
VIDEO WORK: http://sharadkantpatel.com MUSIC: https://soundcloud.com/ufoclub1977 | |
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ufoclub said: I'll be like... Grizzly Adams. When I was a kid, Grizzly Adams was my hero. It was my dream to live secluded on a mountain with lots of animal friends and no humans for the rest of my life. | |
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Spats said: Yeah, i forgot that one. Come on, the things i mentioned that i want are not unreasonable.
1.I am a sucker for pretty blondes, and i keep coming across some that are always taken so they have to be single. 2. you don't want a butch girl so she has to be very feminine. 3.I like boobs and the hour glass type figure and women who are in good shape. 4.I can't stand women who are needy and insecure. I have enough things to deal with in my life, i don't need that headache. They usually have daddy issues. 5.A smoker is definately out. Second hand smoke kills and i don't want lung cancer because of someone elses bad habit. 6. It's not unreasonable to want someone who does not eat like a pig. Talking with your mouth full is totally gross. 7. Who likes a nag? Nobody. 8. No sappy romantics. I just can't get into that. I don't leave little notes around or write love letters and i don't like holding hands in public. If the woman is not needy and insecure she won't need that. 9. No self obsorbed women. I meet so many that only want to talk about themselves and are only happy when the subject is themselves. If you aren't asking them questions about themselves they get upset. Get over yourself. 10. the gender role things is very important. There are millions of women who want the guy to do everything. The asking out, making the first move, all of it. I want a woman who will do that stuff. If i were to ever get married, she would have to do the proposing. 11. Women who talk to much i can't stand. Some women feel that there can't be any pauses or silence when you are with someone else. They feel they have to be always filling it up with talk. And if you don't they think there is something wrong with you or they say "You don't talk much do you?" And think to myself "Not as much as you, Motormouth." I know a pretty blond that has the qualities i want and doesn't have the annoying qualites but she does not appear interested. Damn. Apart from not being blonde, or available, I am in fact your perfect match. (OK, and apart from the handholding and unfortunately I will be giving you tulips on our anniversary because I love them) | |
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Spats said: 9. No self obsorbed women. I meet so many that only want to talk about themselves and are only happy when the subject is themselves. If you aren't asking them questions about themselves they get upset. Get over yourself.
10. the gender role things is very important. There are millions of women who want the guy to do everything. The asking out, making the first move, all of it. I want a woman who will do that stuff. If i were to ever get married, she would have to do the proposing. 11. Women who talk to much i can't stand. Some women feel that there can't be any pauses or silence when you are with someone else. They feel they have to be always filling it up with talk. And if you don't they think there is something wrong with you or they say "You don't talk much do you?" And think to myself "Not as much as you, Motormouth." So you want someone quiet and reserved, yet proactive? | |
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Before I get on bended knee to propose to you, Spats:
Do you fit my criteria? 1. Physical I am not fussy in this respect as long as you are tall, buff and very HOT looking with a big dick, because that is very masculine in my opinion. Hair colour (if applicable) is unimportant. Substance abuse not tolerated. 2. Emotional Since I will be doing a fair bit of the manly stuff, ie. asking you out, proposing, putting out the garbage and all that stuff with the power tools, there will be a fair proportion of girly work required of you. Cooking, washing up, changing nappies, laundry, ironing. etc. I hope you are man enough to realise this does not make you less of a man. 3. Sexual You will be required to sleep in your own room and ONLY when invited you may enter my boudoir (after you have finished your chores). 4. Intellect/personality Absolutely no sulking or passive/aggressive behaviour tolerated or you can go back home to your mother. I am not asking for much. | |
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charlottegelin said: Before I get on bended knee to propose to you, Spats:
Do you fit my criteria? 1. Physical I am not fussy in this respect as long as you are tall, buff and very HOT looking with a big dick, because that is very masculine in my opinion. Hair colour (if applicable) is unimportant. Substance abuse not tolerated. 2. Emotional Since I will be doing a fair bit of the manly stuff, ie. asking you out, proposing, putting out the garbage and all that stuff with the power tools, there will be a fair proportion of girly work required of you. Cooking, washing up, changing nappies, laundry, ironing. etc. I hope you are man enough to realise this does not make you less of a man. 3. Sexual You will be required to sleep in your own room and ONLY when invited you may enter my boudoir (after you have finished your chores). 4. Intellect/personality Absolutely no sulking or passive/aggressive behaviour tolerated or you can go back home to your mother. I am not asking for much. | |
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charlottegelin said: Before I get on bended knee to propose to you, Spats:
Do you fit my criteria? 1. Physical I am not fussy in this respect as long as you are tall, buff and very HOT looking with a big dick, because that is very masculine in my opinion. Hair colour (if applicable) is unimportant. Substance abuse not tolerated. 2. Emotional Since I will be doing a fair bit of the manly stuff, ie. asking you out, proposing, putting out the garbage and all that stuff with the power tools, there will be a fair proportion of girly work required of you. Cooking, washing up, changing nappies, laundry, ironing. etc. I hope you are man enough to realise this does not make you less of a man. 3. Sexual You will be required to sleep in your own room and ONLY when invited you may enter my boudoir (after you have finished your chores). 4. Intellect/personality Absolutely no sulking or passive/aggressive behaviour tolerated or you can go back home to your mother. I am not asking for much. !!!! | |
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charlottegelin said: Before I get on bended knee to propose to you, Spats:
Do you fit my criteria? 1. Physical I am not fussy in this respect as long as you are tall, buff and very HOT looking with a big dick, because that is very masculine in my opinion. Hair colour (if applicable) is unimportant. Substance abuse not tolerated. You forgot to say that he is absolutely not allowed to go bald or get even the slightest bit pudgy - that's a deal breaker  I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it | |
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Spats said: Yeah, i forgot that one. Come on, the things i mentioned that i want are not unreasonable.
1.I am a sucker for pretty blondes, and i keep coming across some that are always taken so they have to be single. 2. you don't want a butch girl so she has to be very feminine. 3.I like boobs and the hour glass type figure and women who are in good shape. 4.I can't stand women who are needy and insecure. I have enough things to deal with in my life, i don't need that headache. They usually have daddy issues. 5.A smoker is definately out. Second hand smoke kills and i don't want lung cancer because of someone elses bad habit. 6. It's not unreasonable to want someone who does not eat like a pig. Talking with your mouth full is totally gross. 7. Who likes a nag? Nobody. 8. No sappy romantics. I just can't get into that. I don't leave little notes around or write love letters and i don't like holding hands in public. If the woman is not needy and insecure she won't need that. 9. No self obsorbed women. I meet so many that only want to talk about themselves and are only happy when the subject is themselves. If you aren't asking them questions about themselves they get upset. Get over yourself. 10. the gender role things is very important. There are millions of women who want the guy to do everything. The asking out, making the first move, all of it. I want a woman who will do that stuff. If i were to ever get married, she would have to do the proposing. 11. Women who talk to much i can't stand. Some women feel that there can't be any pauses or silence when you are with someone else. They feel they have to be always filling it up with talk. And if you don't they think there is something wrong with you or they say "You don't talk much do you?" And think to myself "Not as much as you, Motormouth." I know a pretty blond that has the qualities i want and doesn't have the annoying qualites but she does not appear interested. Damn. I don't know what would be funnier - to have Spats actually end up the old dude in the club OR have him fall for a girl SO HARD he does all the shit he swears he'll never do just to keep her. Holding hands, allowing her to speak, actually giving a shit about the person she is in the INSIDE & not just her outer robot/hotness. I can't call it, I just wish I could witness either 
. [Edited 10/27/05 1:04am] I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it | |
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CalhounSq said: charlottegelin said: Before I get on bended knee to propose to you, Spats:
Do you fit my criteria? 1. Physical I am not fussy in this respect as long as you are tall, buff and very HOT looking with a big dick, because that is very masculine in my opinion. Hair colour (if applicable) is unimportant. Substance abuse not tolerated. You forgot to say that he is absolutely not allowed to go bald or get even the slightest bit pudgy - that's a deal breaker  no, bald is fine with me 
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Cause we stupid people!!!!! | |
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Ouch. I think i just got my ass handed to me. But considering Charlotte is funny about it and hot looking in that photo with the green top I can put up with it. You can always dye your hair blonde ya know. | |
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CalhounSq said: Spats said: Yeah, i forgot that one. Come on, the things i mentioned that i want are not unreasonable.
1.I am a sucker for pretty blondes, and i keep coming across some that are always taken so they have to be single. 2. you don't want a butch girl so she has to be very feminine. 3.I like boobs and the hour glass type figure and women who are in good shape. 4.I can't stand women who are needy and insecure. I have enough things to deal with in my life, i don't need that headache. They usually have daddy issues. 5.A smoker is definately out. Second hand smoke kills and i don't want lung cancer because of someone elses bad habit. 6. It's not unreasonable to want someone who does not eat like a pig. Talking with your mouth full is totally gross. 7. Who likes a nag? Nobody. 8. No sappy romantics. I just can't get into that. I don't leave little notes around or write love letters and i don't like holding hands in public. If the woman is not needy and insecure she won't need that. 9. No self obsorbed women. I meet so many that only want to talk about themselves and are only happy when the subject is themselves. If you aren't asking them questions about themselves they get upset. Get over yourself. 10. the gender role things is very important. There are millions of women who want the guy to do everything. The asking out, making the first move, all of it. I want a woman who will do that stuff. If i were to ever get married, she would have to do the proposing. 11. Women who talk to much i can't stand. Some women feel that there can't be any pauses or silence when you are with someone else. They feel they have to be always filling it up with talk. And if you don't they think there is something wrong with you or they say "You don't talk much do you?" And think to myself "Not as much as you, Motormouth." I know a pretty blond that has the qualities i want and doesn't have the annoying qualites but she does not appear interested. Damn. I don't know what would be funnier - to have Spats actually end up the old dude in the club OR have him fall for a girl SO HARD he does all the shit he swears he'll never do just to keep her. Holding hands, allowing her to speak, actually giving a shit about the person she is in the INSIDE & not just her outer robot/hotness. I can't call it, I just wish I could witness either
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Spats said: Ouch. I think i just got my ass handed to me. But considering Charlotte is funny about it and hot looking in that photo with the green top I can put up with it. You can always dye your hair blonde ya know.
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