The level of utter weirdness on the internet never fails to surprise me.

Here's a site devoted to people wanting to turn themselves into horses. No, really.

http://www.unicorn-dream....index.html

Methods of becoming a Horse

Brain Transplants

I turned myself into a Cow once...

Recent research has discovered that mammalian sperm-production cells can be transplanted across species. Whatever the moral standpoint, you could produce a 'functional' stallion this way!

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what a waste of web space.

I think I'll try Spontaneous Quantum Tunnelling in order to become a horse. But who knows with this reasoning I might become and ardvark or something.

Damn Furries ruin EVERYTHING!