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Brother Redwood Gets the Munchies...... Yep....They're back..... 
...Today Pa Sandalwood called a meeting to to try and arrange the Families Christmas.... 
...He wanted to avoid brother Redwoods antics of last year ..  
...So They gathered..... 
All except Brother Redwood that is....Where was he...   
Recently he has been pigging out on food ....where ever and when ever he can find it... So....we left Ironwood and Yellowwood playing at being adults 
We searched all the usual places for Brother Redwood ....with the exception of the Fridge....
...So there we went ...and guess what .....(the suspense of silence) He wasn't there ... 
Then came a slight sound from the freezer...  ....he couldn't be there surely...
Then we opened the door..... 
What are we going to do with him... 
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So cute !!! My daughter loves them. | |
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virginie74 said:
So cute !!! My daughter loves them.
Well .....We haven't finished yet
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Judging from the frozen expression on Brother Redwoods face he was feeling a little cool ... 
....So we needed to defrost him asap.....but how....
...Then Ma Rosewood came up with the answer.....Microwave Him 
....So off we went ... 
As you can see.....his hair was in a sgocking state 
So we popped him in a bowl to catch the drips and set him off for a quick spin
Meanwhile the kids were still playing... 
Ma and myself stayed to keep an eye on Brother Redwood 
Until we heard a shout from Pa.....The Children were missing
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ahem.... So now we had to go off in search if the two tearaways...
Another search ensued....all over the place we went.....we hunted high.....we hunted low.... and finally we hunted in the fridge....again..
There they were tucking into our finest Toblerone....and a chunk of cheese....
So ma marched them off...whilst myself and Pa resumed seing to Brother Redwood ... Oh No.....The Microwave 
What's happened to him.... 
Pa hurriedly opens the door... 
Oh No.....Brother Redwood .....What have we done  
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....ahem ..... We are totally inconsoleable....Brother Redwood could be a rogue .....but we have gone and cooked him... 
...We've melted him....
Then along comes Ma wondering what all the fuss is about..... 
We try to tell her ...but she has none of it...
Then she explained that while we were looking for Ironwood and Yellowwood she had decided to let Brother Redwood out of the Microwave ..(we forgot it was on a timer)
and instead she had started some Brandy Custard with some jam in it ... 
Where was Brother Redwood ...
We were happy he was safe ...and now we just wanted to kill him ...
Ma informed us he was taking a bath....so off we went 
Ma was there to calm things down....but there was no need ...we were more bothered about the towel
Too Late.... 
Oh dear Brother Redwood....what are we gonna do with you.....
At least all ended safely....
We'll be back with you all soon.... I wonder what will happen next time ... 
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Steadwood said:
....ahem ..... We are totally inconsoleable....Brother Redwood could be a rogue .....but we have gone and cooked him...
...We've melted him....
Then along comes Ma wondering what all the fuss is about.....
We try to tell her ...but she has none of it...
Then she explained that while we were looking for Ironwood and Yellowwood she had decided to let Brother Redwood out of the Microwave ..(we forgot it was on a timer)
and instead she had started some Brandy Custard with some jam in it ...
Where was Brother Redwood ...
We were happy he was safe ...and now we just wanted to kill him ...
Ma informed us he was taking a bath....so off we went
Ma was there to calm things down....but there was no need ...we were more bothered about the towel
Too Late....
Oh dear Brother Redwood....what are we gonna do with you.....
At least all ended safely....
We'll be back with you all soon.... I wonder what will happen next time ...
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LMAo!! so cute!!!  "Nobody makes me bleed my own blood...NOBODY!"
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Ocean said: Steadwood said:
....ahem ..... We are totally inconsoleable....Brother Redwood could be a rogue .....but we have gone and cooked him...
...We've melted him....
Then along comes Ma wondering what all the fuss is about.....
We try to tell her ...but she has none of it...
Then she explained that while we were looking for Ironwood and Yellowwood she had decided to let Brother Redwood out of the Microwave ..(we forgot it was on a timer)
and instead she had started some Brandy Custard with some jam in it ...
Where was Brother Redwood ...
We were happy he was safe ...and now we just wanted to kill him ...
Ma informed us he was taking a bath....so off we went
Ma was there to calm things down....but there was no need ...we were more bothered about the towel
Too Late....
Oh dear Brother Redwood....what are we gonna do with you.....
At least all ended safely....
We'll be back with you all soon.... I wonder what will happen next time ...
You mean an imposter...
Remember he's been in the microwave and could be prone to warpage ...and such like....
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ThreadCula said: LMAo!! so cute!!!
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| What the foo'k!
You're a bad man, Mr. Steadwood!
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lol stead
at least it was just some frozen pizza he was after i thought brother redwood was partaking of some puff, puff, pass...   She couldn't stop crying 'cause she knew he was gone to stay | |
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senik said: What the foo'k!
You're a bad man, Mr. Steadwood!
...Just warming up Mr Senik Sir.....Just warming up.... 
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emm said: lol stead
at least it was just some frozen pizza he was after i thought brother redwood was partaking of some puff, puff, pass...
Don't give me ideas.... 
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Made my day Mr Steadwood...
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| Good one Eddie!!
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heyduckie said:
i wanna know why his finger tips aren't frosty who's been suckin on redwoods fingers? | |
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heyduckie said: heyduckie said:
i wanna know why his finger tips aren't frosty who's been suckin on redwoods fingers? his nose too
Eddie?!!  | |
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For some reason this thread creeps me out even more than Cynthiasocks' doll threads. | |
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And more than P.'s Purple Rain caricature.
It was funny and very well done. Do it again whenever you want with pleasure !!! | |
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pippet said: Made my day Mr Steadwood...
...It's my pleasure pippet...
shellyevon said: That's the funniest thing I've seen in a long time .....Glad you like.....More to come later
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Lizzy7701 said: heyduckie said: i wanna know why his finger tips aren't frosty who's been suckin on redwoods fingers? his nose too
Eddie?!! I was wondering if anyone was going to notice that ..... 
psst.....He's what you might call a "Trollypop"
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retina said: For some reason this thread creeps me out even more than Cynthiasocks' doll threads.
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Steadwood said: retina said: For some reason this thread creeps me out even more than Cynthiasocks' doll threads.
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